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N00berFest: You gave me a negative rating. I hate you. (1373 hits)

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Labels: Uber-related/Bandwagon

Rating: 0.52 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Self-Righteous Noob (View user info) at 2006-04-12 11:12:21 EDT


Oh my God.

No.

No, you did not just give me a -1. By the White Wizard, what have you done?

What is wrong with you? Are you some kind of mentally ill sadist who gets his jollies from dismantling a perfect rating on a post? Are you insane? Are you alive?

Take a look at my user info:

Everything you ever wanted to know about Self_Righteous_Noob
User id: 27538
Registered on or around: 2006-04-08 17:12:08
# Messages posted: 2
# Reviews written: 74
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 19
# Hits: 237
Average rating of all messages: 1.50



My first message, a heartwarming collage of puppy dogs and kitty cats, had 2 positive reviews, giving me an average of +2 on my first post. I was very happy that I was being accepted so quickly into this site's community.

My second message, posted ten minutes after my first one, was a collage of duckies and baby animals, such as rabbits, racoons, and other such wildlife. I knew how rabbits were strangely popular with you people.

My first review:

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:55:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for baby rabbits.
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Thank you, Tigerwhotsit. You have brought a smile to a jaded, cynical 28-year-old.



Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:56:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha. Nice, I like it.

-Dave
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He signs his name after every review for some reason...but no matter! Thank you, Dave!



But then I look to my third review, and my fat-layered heart jolts in shock! My perfect rating of +2 is sullied by THOU! You infernal ratings-monster! Not even the deadly rabbit of Monty Python's Holy Grail can inspire the same rage and fear to my bosom as what you have done to me can!



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-12 10:56:43 (#)
Ranking: -1

Meh.
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Meh? MEH? You dare use this word, favorite of Bart and Lisa Simpson, to describe my work? Not only have you damaged my reputation in your scandalous review, you have really deemed it necessary to give my collage the rating of -1: I've Seen Better.

Seen better? Where, "Method," have you seen better, you brainless orc?

I work so hard to maintain a 2.00 rating. As soon as I signed up on this fascinating website, I made a promise to myself that my rating would NEVER fall below a perfect two. For if my rating was lower than that, how could I gain respect on this anonymous internet forum? Who would be my identity?

Would I be the n00b so elite and dashing that he had perfect ratings?
Or would I be the slob in his mother's basem...in his...

Excuse me, let me start over...



Would I be the n00b so elite and dashing that he had perfect ratings?
Or would I be the general rank and file n00b with a 1.80 or 1.85 rating, so to say.

Maybe I am too harsh. Maybe ratings don't matter as much as I take them, but in any case, you have damaged my reputation, or Ubertation as I like to refer to it.


Heh heh.




Method, perhaps Ubersite is nothing but a big joke to you, but I take this seriously. Ratings may not be important for you, but what do I show the loyal supporters of my vintage graphic novel boutique when they pester me for the latest issue of The Thing?

I would take pride in turning around my computer monitor, showing them my user info, and seeing thier jaws drop that I have a perfect rating. At least, that is what I WOULD do, if I wasn't burdened with the shame of a -1.


I know the perfect solution! I will sign up ANOTHER account, an Alter-Ego, so to speak. With this, I will constantly +2 my posts, and deliver -1s to Method! I wouldn't be so cruel as to use the -2...I know people have feelings.

Prepare to feel the wrath of my soon-to-be-registered alter-ego: Self_Righteous_Noob2! His vengeance will be swift as Shadowfax, the steed of Gandalf, as he goes through all your posts and -1s them! Who can stop me now? Ha ha ha!

Here is a mildly humorous picture depicting figuratively what I will do to Method.

Thank you,
~Self-Righteous Noob

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-21 14:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I believe there is a "C" in the phrase.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 00:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do you spell cumshot?

Submitted by gangstagroove (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about Hash_brownie_supreme
User id: 25163
Registered on or around: 2006-02-09 15:54:42
# Messages posted: 7
# Reviews written: 80
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 162
# Hits: 5204
Average rating of all messages: -1.08


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You would be the prime expert on sucking, Hashman.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post sucks

Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The picture saved your ass from a -2DIE.

Lucky prick

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-12 15:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shadowfax
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heh, that alter's been taken already! By none other than our very own special Sfaggy!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bosh.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

Handing out -2's give me wood.
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GiveS you wood. Handing out -2's GIVES you wood.


The small kitten says "You can't SEE me!" (John Cena style)

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that picture saved your alter ass from a -2

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gets his jollies?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:34:32 (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF I'm not reading all that

are you the big cat or the little one?

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I believe the Self-Righteous Noob is stating that he is the large cat using several alters to attack the small cat.

Alternatively, Bart is the large cat banning all the alters.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF I'm not reading all that

are you the big cat or the little one?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well done, Shadowfax, my old friend.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shadowfax saved you.

Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:58:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I always wondered what it would be like if I were in Urbanes position. I think I'm going to give someone pictures of my penis and tell them never to post them here.
----------------
Please no...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Indeed it is.



Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That GIF is hilarious

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:35:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:12:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Utter shite.

------------------------

how true.

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WOOOO

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:12:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Utter shite.

------------------------

how true.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:58:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

I always wondered what it would be like if I were in Urbanes position. I think I'm going to give someone pictures of my penis and tell them never to post them here.

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YOU have a penis? But that's...tha...

Now I've heard everything.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always wondered what it would be like if I were in Urbanes position. I think I'm going to give someone pictures of my penis and tell them never to post them here.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate you too, you pompous asshole.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bandwagons suck. Fack bandwagons.

I'm oot.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Handing out -2's give me wood.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:39:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

TH1S R T3H SUXX000R

-2 D13

SFTU N00B

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WEEPS

WHERES MY ALTER AXOLOTL2, I NEED TO IMMEDIATELY -2 ALL OF LEILANI'S POST

OMG WTF LOLOCAUST

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hentrina (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:21:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Was this a shite post? I couldnt be arsed to read it properly... I'll just follow the others like a sheep... baaaah -2die

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Reviews like this almost make me agree with ETS.

"You're all mindless sheep!"

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:45:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

This was pretty good but I can't resist.

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Why not, Mr. Shlong?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was pretty good but I can't resist.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TH1S R T3H SUXX000R

-2 D13

SFTU N00B

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are fucking genius.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stupid.

Submitted by Hentrina (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Was this a shite post? I couldnt be arsed to read it properly... I'll just follow the others like a sheep... baaaah -2die

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ARGH

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:12:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

Utter shite.

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I tend to agree.

-Dave

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This bandwagon ended 5 days ago, retard.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Utter shite.


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