double crossing at the boxing (744 hits)
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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-12 12:53:28 EDT
This is an action story set in old times about boxing
Harry was a boxer.
Not just any boxer, he was a darn good one too. He could punch a man so hard he could make concrete scared of getting punched. He had a special move where he punched the other boxers square in the face and he like to use it all the time.
'big fight t'night harry, you do us proud now y'hear'
All the workers would say down on the docks where harry worked day and night.
Tonight was a big night - he was fighting non other than Percy a no good rotten show pony fighter from New York
'I ma git you boy'
he yelled the last time they met, they fought 22 rounds and were tied, harry could have won but was tired from working all day, he was poor and had to work on the docks but percy was rich and trained all day.
Harry practiced his special move - PUNCH right in the face, PUNCH right in the face, if he could just land a few of those he would take Percy down and win lots of money and retire from the docks.
'baby please don't go you might get hurt I love you so much'
that was Nancy, harrys girlfriend. If he won tonight they would get married and live in a big house and have many children. Everything was riding on him winning tonight.
'don't worry nancy I will win' he said
'alright, win for me... win for the both of us harry' Nancy whispered in a low voice
meanwhile Percy was training too, for practice he beat up old homeless men, he was that mean. He ate like a pig and wasted food all the time while harry and nancy went hungry. Percy beat up women as well.
His manager said -
'look here Percy, you gotta do more than just win tonight - the gamblers need a fourth round knockout otherwise we don't make enough money the odds are good if you knock him out'
'Look I could knock him out but lets offer him money to go down on me in the fight, I'll hit him and spray him right in the face with blood in the fourth round - he goes down we clean up and everyone is happy'
percy said. The two dirty rotten SOBs put the plan to work
'NEVER' screamed and yelled Harry,
'I got people hoping for me to win , my wife the dockworkers my poor dead parents I can never do this how much money do you think I will do this for?'
'200 dollars sonny jim, take it or leave it or else we might just kill you in the ring when no-one is looking here is the money go down in fourth round or else'
Harry looked at the money, which was more than he had ever seen, if he won he would collect 250 dollars, was it worth it for just an extra 50 dollars?
'Alright you got a deal I will do it'
but Harry was already thinking of a new plan...... a plan where he would come on top of Percy and get more then 5 times that 200 dollars.
Knowing that everyone else was betting against him he got his wife to disguise herself and bet the whole 200 dollars for him to win - the odds were 100 to 1......
Then he went around to see Percy and his manager before the match, bringing with him a bottle of vodka and a bottle of water......
'Look Percy, you are an alright kind of guy, since I agreed to loose the fight lets have a drink before we fight what do you say? I have a cold at the moment so you drink this bottle of vodka and I'll have this one. that's great'
Percy fell right into the trap.... He was busy getting drunk and Harry was drinking water and planning his next move.
'I tell you what, after this fight I am gonna retire, lets say we make an announcement at the start of the fight and say that whoever loses will retire for ever and can never fight again, that will surely make people bet more so you guys can earn more money?'
The manager thought it over - the idea made sense to him, Percy would be the world champion and Harry would be off the scene for ever.
'That's a darn tootin deal, a darn tootin deal harry - you are alright son'
DING DING DING
The round bell went off Percy was staggering around drunk, meanwhile Harry was in perfect form, he danced around and lined up a perfect shot CRACK he cracked Percy right in the nose, blood went all over and Percy went down like a sack,
The ref came over 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
He is out!
The crown went wild all the dockworkers cheered because they had all their money on Harry to win.
Percy's manager came over - you done tricked me for the last time he said and pulled out a gun. In a split second Harry CRAKCED his skull as well. And Percy and his manager were never allowed to fight again.
Harry and Nancy married and had children. Harry was never proud that it wasn't a fair fight but he was proud of his special move.
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-28 07:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anothers triumph
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:14:28 EDT (#)
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rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:50:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the special move, I used to use that on my wall at night while having bad dreams.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:53:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:01:51 EDT (#)
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thnks phauna , me and you should be friends maybe if you clicked on all my other psost and gave them plus 2 then we can sawp emails and maybe visit sometime, if thats not ok i understand
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:00:13 EDT (#)
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Here's your glass slipper, sir.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:42:48 EDT (#)
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i am wondering how to get this on most viewed messages but i am falling short of hits. can you please tell your friends to visit my posts.i think i deserve to have more hits as i work hard
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:24:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:40:28 EDT (#)
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"'Look I could knock him out but lets offer him money to go down on me in the fight, I'll hit him and spray him right in the face"
I think this line here is perhaps the strongest evidence of alter-iffic behavior. And also one of the best lines EVER.
I can't help laughing at this. Someone help me.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Harry had a special move where he punched the other boxers square in the face and he like to use it all the time."
I see Harry has an excellent grasp on the concept of boxing.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:41:27 EDT (#)
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thankyou i am really not sure how to top this one, I almost wish i wasn't so good.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-13 05:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
... this was amazing
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha
For your next one you should mess it up a bit so that for a few sentences the narrator's words are in inverted commas, while the characters' words are in plain text.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Jaysis Nazi Christ...
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:03:04 EDT (#)
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thanks fans, i am really happy with a rating of 1, tell me what kind of embellishment could have made this better as i am writing another story and am hoping to impress i have a lot of time on my hands to perfect
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was really really good.
oddly simple, a little embellishment could have made this amazing, but it was excellent as it is.
i tip my hat to you sah
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not sure what to say.
Submitted by wetyourself (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"for practice he beat up old homeless men"
Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? Pure comedy. Is it wrong that georgemichael might invade my naughty adult dreams tonight for this line alone?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The story was absolutely fucking pathetic....but godamn, this was hilarious. I mean, I've tried to suck really bad at chores to try and get out of doing them ever again, and this post reminds me of doing that. It's like you want to suck so bad that you won't have to write another story.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:35:17 EDT (#)
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we are frinds now jgreening
i knew you would come around eventualy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-12 15:58:07 EDT (#)
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This is all sorts of hilarious alterific goodness.
but I can not for the life of me give this positive, just on principle.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:24:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber reviewers suck hind ass.
So sayeth the King!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uber reviewers suck hind ass.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-12 14:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my....this alter managed to clear that shark most easily. Yes indeed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A boxer who punches in the face as his special move? ASTOUNDING!
This guy has made me laugh harder than almost anything else lately.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Harry practiced his special move - PUNCH right in the face, PUNCH right in the face"
I love it. You go, George.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
" He had a special move where he punched the other boxers square in the face and he like to use it all the time."
Since that line, you were getting a +2.
Even if you posted a dead, decomposing baby being raped by a dog.
Wait, did I say 'even' ?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised there are any new alters these days. Seems BArt is keeping a tight grip on those damned authorization codes.
Not that I've tried to create any alter. Lordy no.
Whoever is doing this is doing a good job.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:58:58 (#)
Ranking: -1
Little humour in Red this evening
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You must have some music for that Red, I suggest something light and airy with guitars and pots and pans.
Ocean Colour Scene, Marchin' Already.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bar for all alters has just been raised.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Masterful.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
baby please don't go you might get hurt I love you so much'
that was Nancy, harrys girlfriend. If he won tonight they would get married and live in a big house and have many children. Everything was riding on him winning tonight.
'don't worry nancy I will win' he said
'alright, win for me... win for the both of us harry' Nancy whispered in a low voice
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Quickest change of heart EVAR?
Except for when my mate said "Are you coming to the pub Beano" and I said "No.... oh wait YES" .
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Look I could knock him out but lets offer him money to go down on me in the fight
hahahaahhaahha
GENIUS I tells ya!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-12 13:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha nice tribute to Bickerstaff.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Little humour in Red this evening
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on redskies! This guy is the best alter ever. Just read it for the laugh factor.
I KNOW this one is Method. Nobody else could write in this retarded of a manner.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'I ma git you boy'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH
HAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Call "1 800 ABCDEFG" - I SWAER that's the real number - and order fucking HOOKED ON PHONICS.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 12:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is no Bickerstaff