Hutu Skeletons In My Closet (1103 hits)
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Submitted by <> (View user info) at 2006-04-12 16:18:53 EDT
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Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-05-08 10:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I´ve already contacted the US Embassy and informed them of your disturbing preference for Peter Falk over Tele Savalas. Also, they weren´t too wild about the fact that you sometimes sleep with a hat on. I told them you think it gives you "special powers"
Expect a visit anytime soon.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-05-05 19:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87513
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:57:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:03:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
This doesn't work dude. Watch.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/filthyassistant
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I'm just doing this to prove you wrong. Because I'm THAT bored.
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Here you go: http://spamusement.com/index.php
If that doesn't entertain you, nothing will.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:03:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
This doesn't work dude. Watch.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/filthyassistant
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I'm just doing this to prove you wrong. Because I'm THAT bored.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you probably should shred that
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
They need to just start putting "Look, are you are a total cunt or what?" on the forms.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you coming to the U.S. to meet up with a suspected terrorist and general loony tune? []YES []NO
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh please tell me you didn't leave that "yes" box checked. Not even as a joke. Governments only find genocide acceptable when they're the ones doing it.
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That fuckin form is retarded.. I mean who would really submit a form with any of those "Yes" boxes checked?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:08:00 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:33:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86574
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Although I'm itching to respond to that dude, you'll have to wait until my special dialling wand arrives - I'm not sure anyone would be able to decipher the mess made by my morbidly obese fingers mashing at the keyboard.
your run-on and over descrptive humor was never funny.
stfu and fix me a whisky, woman.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:03:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
If Filthy was my woman we'd never leave the bedroom. There would be so many bodily fluids about we would form the crusted material into a cacoon and create a hive of little Berty Assistants.
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I offer you world domination Filthy. Join me, and we will rule the galazy as daddy and murder ho!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:08:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:33:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86574
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Although I'm itching to respond to that dude, you'll have to wait until my special dialling wand arrives - I'm not sure anyone would be able to decipher the mess made by my morbidly obese fingers mashing at the keyboard.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
less than meh
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86574
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you could "fight the system" like your boyfriend by doing so.
i bet the Bush administration would crumble and hand over all their powers to men of good will.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll be reassured to know that to get a Dutch residence permit my 2-year old daughter had to submit a form affirming that she had never committed war crimes, genocide, or otherwise violated the UN Charter.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
by "participated in persecutions" do they mean if you were on the receiving end and mopped the floor as you were told, you're no longer allowed in?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
just put the machete down....
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, they don't like to change the forms too often.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last I checked, people ask stupid questions on a daily basis.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing that might ave tis frfom a -2 is the filename...
Nope. Not good enough.