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Love is a Woman (1684 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.7 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-12 17:56:58 EDT


Luscious, lascivious, lovely, skin, soft.
Smooth, svelte, slim, sweet, comfort, potent, lips, lush, touch.
Warm, gentle, face, smile, light, petite, weak, strong, giving.
Receiving, allowing, laughing, writhing, moaning, screaming.
Feel, her, flesh, she, makes, yours, shine.

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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, tigerlilly, WHATEVER!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:27:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

You mean love isn't when my daddy would touch me in my special place?
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This review made me check the user info. On a review.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You mean love isn't when my daddy would touch me in my special place?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh man.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Love is a lie.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 05:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's lust you've got there. Love is like, very simple. It's not intense, just pervasive. Like a gas in an elevator, it gets everywhere and becomes a factor in everything that goes on but you can't actually see it. After a while you don't even notice it's there anymore, but it is there.

Unlike a fart in an elevator though, you do miss love when it's gone. Unless you're Bigmike, he likes to smell his own farts. I totally respect that in a way, I mean he takes pleasure in his natural functions, you know? It's like he's taking every possible pleasure out of life. I think that's pretty awesome.

Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

she was nekkid on the cover of Vanity Fair with Kiera Knightly

seriously

google it

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Worst post ever to feature a hottie.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Since when are you into chicks?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where can I find more of her pictures?

Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think lips, and general facial structure are what makes women beautiful.
And symmetry.
Definitely symmetry.

Why does this word look weird?
Am I spelling it incorrectly?

symmetry
symmetrical...

I dunno.


But if a woman's face resembles a chipmunk, she isn't hot.
That's all I have to say.

Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She's gorgeous

What is it that makes some women beautiful, even when they're not wearing any makeup, and PJ's?

Huh?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Scarlett will never marry you.

Submitted by Leodus (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Marry me, Scarlett!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

works for me!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She is one fine specimen that girl.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hooray for boobies

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

damn, you still here?

that's cool

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JESUS
H
CHRIST
!

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So you got laid?

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

she peaked hotness in home alone 3.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't know who that woman is, but I'd eat her alive. God damn delectable.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-12 17:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and a Woman is Love.


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