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Submitted by extacy_red (View user info) at 2006-04-12 18:20:58 EDT


Well there's a cactus, and an onion, and the onion wants it all. The onion can't have it all. But it takes it all and it burns away the flesh. Seeps into your lungs and your eyes are bleeding tears. I'm sitting on a mushroom, but the cactus keeps us in. We won't go. Where would we go? Everyone will die tonight no matter what.

The lines are ziggy, ziggy zaggy. They zig and zag, and we have heart attacks. We all have the same disorder. So green means stop, and red means go? Fucking fast, fucking slow. Radiation gives us cancer. Let the potassium radioact in me. It gradiates from red to red, to orange to yellow. Mellow fellow. I buy it half price cause I'd probably break it anyway.

It's fake. It's fake, fake, fake. It's sheeny. My peachy prom dress got washed up. I'm washed out. But not in the ocean. The ocean swells. Burst into the movie set. Send me your teeth and run into the forest. Be pretty, be happy. This is the color we want to see.

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Submitted by Gingerly (user info) at 2006-09-30 14:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-04 11:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My Trippin my fuckin balls off post:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/91282

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-07-03 22:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:p

Submitted by wowitshana (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stop unplugging my keyboard, kthx.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You sound pretty stoned, dude, but since I have
NO FUCKING CLUE what you are talking about, have
a +2. . .


Submitted by wowitshana (user info) at 2006-05-23 22:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey it's danielle!

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-22 20:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

blow me

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my drug posts pwn

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is my drug post:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49030

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

There's something about this I like.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if i know you, and i'm sure i dont, i still think i know what you were talking about. the picture was spot on but i don't know about the text. see how little i know?!?

Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:40:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

sorry, where the fuck did that come from?
--

what the picture?
the picture is mine.
or the words?
wrote those.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

sorry, where the fuck did that come from?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because I make those pictures and want to reeeeach out

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ithinkivebeentheretoo, sometime.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-12 20:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not sure what to say to this.. so here's a 0 so you know I noticed.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i wish I had a peach prom dress...

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not sure what to say to this.. so here's a 0 so you know I noticed.


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