What Would Jesus Say? (1421 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsRating: 1.15 on 63 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-12 21:31:25 EDT
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-03 02:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahah,God.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm coming back!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-18 16:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
I remember this. I laughed and laughed..
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What a pleasant little diversion.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 15:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING GOLD.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-08-15 14:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bump.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-13 21:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
way to go, dip shit.
Submitted by Zanatos (user info) at 2006-06-11 20:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh. -2 because you write like you think you're an authority on creative writing...
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good point.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It probably only hurts to die if you do it by getting stabbed in the wrists like Jesus did.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-28 20:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AINT NO ALTER
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:02:02 EDT (#)
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BECAUSE JESUS IS CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!!!!!!
boom.
Submitted by hoojAmAphut (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does jesus look like charlie brown?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you want to fuck my sister? well i guess, but is it normal for you to try and pick up 8 year olds over the internet?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, yeah, no, that completely made sense. What the fuck are you on about?
And I do see you bombing other people's posts.
Can I slip my tube-steak in your sister?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
coleslaw -- you're the dipshit that's still hung up on the whole fupa thing, not me. it seems like everytime i give you a rating you blame it on me being upset about a rating a month ago. i've gotten plenty of negative ratings in my day, do you see me bombing other posts? no. it might just be that your posts suck. and yes, i can claim that you're not an authority. despite being a writing-intensive english major (and having taken linguistic classes), it doesn't matter in the least. if some guy on the sidewalk starts shouting at the top of his lungs that a comet is going to hit the earth tomorrow, i can call him a looney. if i find out he's from some MIT lab and just saw it in a telescope or some shit and figured out the trajectory, i can call him an authority. see the difference?
jesus you people are fucking retarded. love it. love it.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eventually people are gonna regret dissing Jesus.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucked
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I never said our posts were the same, jackasses. I said his reasoning behind his REVIEW of my post (i.e, "what gives YOU the authority") was fucking stupid. There is no way to prove or disprove my authority on any subject.
FINE, disagree with my opinions, but your disagreement is also YOUR opinion. And, therefore, subject to the same "what gives YOU the authority?" counter-claim.
"What gives you the authority to ask me 'what gives me the authority?'?"..., ad nauseum.
FunnyAsCancer, wardy has had a hard-on for me ever since Round 1 of FUPA when I rated his post fairly and he retaliatory -2'd me. Just look at his posts, they're filled with him pissing & moaning at people who give him ratings less than a 2. You don't see anyone else around here who has a problem with me.
But he loves me too much, and it's unrequited. So I can understand.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you shut the fuck up.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
told you i was right.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Global Warming one made me giggle.
And Coleslaw, he's right. His is an entirely fictionalized parody depiction, whereas you are presenting a personal opinion on a debatable subject matter. Therefore, he is right and you are wrong. Please STFU noob now.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rants are recieved well here? show me ten in the last week that have done well. maddox-style humor went by the wayside about two years ago, cunty funstain.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um, wardy?, ... hello?, anybody home?, ... I didn't think so.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't see where I claim to be an AUTHORITY on movies or anything else. Again, if I could prove that I'm a renowned film critic, what the fuck would it matter? If you don't like my opinions, that's a different story, but it's completely ridiculous to pull the "what gives YOU the authority?" card. Last time I checked, rants were a pretty useful and entertaining tool around here.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How you were being hypocritical: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86577#1930799 .
Your response to that determines whether I return the favor.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked the bit about abortion. and the fact jesus was charlie brown with jew curls.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 05:02:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Wardy, I was just saying my thoughts on manners you know? No need to get all in my face like an ace in space. Jeez.
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berty, i was talking to ets. you're not captain insano!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God Rocks.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God kicks ASS!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:02:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled at.... something or another.
It was okay.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 05:02:12 EDT (#)
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Jesus Wardy, I was just saying my thoughts on manners you know? No need to get all in my face like an ace in space. Jeez.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 04:57:20 EDT (#)
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i don't give a shit what you think, captain insano.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 04:56:54 EDT (#)
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I'd give somebody a +2 if they sucked my cock. I mean, it seems kind of rude not to you know? It's like, the very least you can do.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-13 04:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:23:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
don't you feel wierd retaliating with -2's from your alter and yourself?
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Not really. Why? Does it bother you? I should certainly hope not. You wouldn't want me thinking that would you?!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how'd you know i love sucking cock?!?! damn ets, is there anything you don't know?
don't you feel wierd retaliating with -2's from your alter and yourself? i mean, does that seem normal to you?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:48:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I skimmed through this and didn't read everything, but it looks like it took work, and had funny parts, so... WOO! +2
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Translation: He was bored to tears but gave you a +2 anyway so long as you keep sucking that cock.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you do this to yourself?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blasphemy... Blas-fo-you!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm tired. good night me.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I enjoy sacrilege in all it's forms. And this was good shit.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-13 00:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And on the 8th day Wardy made this post. And it was good.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I echo Stagger's sentiments, I definately got a Charlie Brown vibe.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The way Jesus was drawn like Charlie Brown was enough to scrape the +2 in for this.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I skimmed through this and didn't read everything, but it looks like it took work, and had funny parts, so... WOO! +2
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm kidding. while religion does give gabillions something to live for, i think its a big sham. asops fables are too. go figure.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you make fun but you wait and see. i'll be smiling down from heavan as you burn and john wayne, notorious BIG and I will laugh and laugh.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not likely. jesus told me he hates everyone but me. sorry, that's what he says.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:14:29 EDT (#)
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i like spider man and his reminder.
other than that, i take solice in the fact that you will burn in hell for all eternity for mocking jesus.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled at.... something or another.
It was okay.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
indeed sacaraclac, he does look a bit too benevolent in that picture... but i guess that was my little joke to myself. god hates us, it's science.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't always agree with you, Jesus, but you try. And your dad looks waaay benevolent in that picture.
This is just way too appropriate of a linkwhore. It's not mine, but can't..resist..
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/75702
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks etacy guy red person. i hope you were pleased. after all, i'm trying extra hard these days to please everyone.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i loved this.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
by the way, ets, how's the band? what are you going to do with all your sweet amps when you go camping or whatever it is you had planned? i ask because if you want i can hook you up with a guy that will throw them off a bridge for you. i mean, it's a lot better than just letting them go to waste, right?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you try way too much to become accepted that it becomes depressing and funny. i guess you win.
what am i going to do now?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You try way too much to please people it becomes unfunny.