how come nothing good comes of a DUI? (507 hits)
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Submitted by zack plum <zackplum.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-12 22:16:42 EDT
At school the other day, I was forced to watch a video about DUIs. After watching it I was wondering if anything good ever comes of a DUI. I mean, it's always something like 5 school children are killed, or a guy dies on his way to the hospital because his wife was giving birth. So I got thinking, how come drunk drivers never hit someone who just robbed a bank, or hit coke dealers or something like that. Better yet, why didn't the washington d.c. sniper get hit by a drunk driver before he shot someone. If anything positive ever comes of a DUI I sure as hell want to know about it. Then I can rub it in my teacher's face.
I know what everyone is thinking... Who the hell is that guy? right? well, that's my first post, and sorry that it sucked, but I'm just starting to write
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:00:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:23:09 (#)
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Good things do come out of DUI's.... like if a drunk driver hits your car and kills you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:20:10 EDT (#)
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No one worth getting run over is ever killed because the stats are fabricated.
Check out DAMM - Drunks against Madd Mothers. They break down the stats. Drug dealers are more likely to be hit by someone on their cell phone.
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:48:45 EDT (#)
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Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
Drunk driver kills a future cancer-curing scientist.
Prizewinning author gets teh ghey aids in federal pound-me-up-the-ass prison while researching a story.
People read this post.
You'll never understand it, no one will. It just happens.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-13 06:20:20 EDT (#)
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I ask the same questions with athletes. Always thanking God for their victory.
Why don't they ever blame God?
"God made me miss that shot, fuck him."
"I almost had the touchdown, but God tripped me up."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 04:42:48 EDT (#)
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Back in the day there was a game called Privateer 2. It was a pretty good game and the cut scenes starred Chris Owen and Christopher Walken. In the game was a charachter called 'Skintight Zacheria' who was a laddish british rockstar.
I had a point but I've forgotton what it was. I'm very tired today and I think my boss is watching me. That said he is HR so he's always watching anyway, but I think he's watching with the intent of destroying me.
I've forgotton what I was reviewing. I remember it wasn't very good. Something inane about drunk driving. I don't think anybody cares about that though.
Why do Americans like mexican food? It tastes vile. Plus they have Arby's which serves the finest food known to hu-monity; Arby's chicken with BBQ sauce and Honey Mustard Sauce. Ghola said that it tasted like dirt. Sacrilidge! I'm going to learn voodoo and ruin her shit.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:25:45 EDT (#)
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And this is where your writing career should end.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:23:09 EDT (#)
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Good things do come out of DUI's.... like if a drunk driver hits your car and kills you.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:15:49 EDT (#)
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If a drunk driver had run over the D.C. Sniper before he shot someone, then nobody would know him as the D.C. Sniper.
If this is any indication of your writing ability, then this site is not for you. Unless you're an alter, then you're right at home.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:09:00 EDT (#)
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i'm guessing not a lot of people hang out with you...
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:00:33 EDT (#)
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"At school..." -1
"this is my first post." -1
"sorry it sucked" -1
Umm.... my innate generousity +1
-2 DIE
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-13 01:59:36 EDT (#)
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C'mon.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-12 23:26:38 EDT (#)
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Wait, wait, wait. You want drunk drivers to run over crack dealers? And criminals? Who will assault your mother in her sleep if they are all toe up?
Write better or I'll be forced to +2 your posts.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:55:24 EDT (#)
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You're just starting to write? How cute! Are you, like, 4? 5?
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:41:18 EDT (#)
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never advertise it as your first.
this could have been funnier and stuff.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:33:36 EDT (#)
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Your the goods!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-12 22:28:24 EDT (#)
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You should be sorry.
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