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Uber Power Is... (975 hits)

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Submitted by Derek Blanchard <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-06-10 07:17:38 EDT


God I love this site. I can come here and type up whatever the fuck I feel like typing and people will read it. Endless combinations of letters, words, and sentences. I can make my one of a kind combination of letters, words, and sentences accesible to people I never have and never will meet. I can be funny, serious, deep, angry, or portray whatever emotion is running through me at a certain time. If I wanted I could make every one hate me. If I wanted I could make everyone like me. If I tried I could make everyone appreciate the fact that I even come here in the first place.

The harder I try, the better I get. The more mistakes I make, the more I learn. The more I learn the more I can teach. I can put out my TRUE feelings here - as true as I can express them, for people to see and judge. I've put this out to the wall a million times but nothing compares to the satisfaction of someone hearing you, your own opinion unscathed instead of them hearing only what you'd think they would appreciate. It gives me the chance to see if the world appreciates what goes on inside of my head as much as I do.

I'm much better at using words than using speech to express myself the way I want to. If you met me in person you'd swear the fingers typing this and the mouth on my face are parts of two totally different persons. Of course I could be wrong on that because I know I am my own worst enemy. I've caused my pain and trouble despite what outside force I would like to blame. I don't think I'm better than anyone else, I think people are complete idiots but the simple fact is everyone thinks everyone else is an idiot besides those in their ring of affiliates. If that is the case we are all living in an idiots world full of geniuses that can't seen to do anything about the current situation.

That could be true, but my truth is not "real" truth by any means. It isn't right or wrong, it isn't the way it should be, it's just me.


I also beat my meat one time while watching gumby. Play-do rocks.




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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-12-07 23:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How..."touching".

Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2003-12-07 22:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+2 for self-honesty.

-1 for giving credit to what anyone here thinks. It's a waste of your time.

Yes, that includes this review.

Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-06-10 13:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey that ain't funny woman


Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-10 12:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Come on Eileen.

Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-06-10 12:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh come on people

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-10 12:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dig you Derek, you know that. But I've gotta say, if I didn't know you had to take drug tests, I'd be accusing you of being high on coke. I remember the time when I dabbled myself, I used to feel "powerful" too.

This post was just a tad spooky, to be quite honest, even for you.

"If I wanted I could make every one hate me.
If I wanted I could make everyone like me.
If I tried I could make everyone appreciate the fact that I even come here in the first place."

Hmmmmm......

Pinky, are you contemplating what I'm contemplating...?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-10 12:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Derek, this post was AWESOME. i feel the same way. and Phinch is right- Ubersite is therapy. that's why i post exactly what i'm feeling at the time. right now, i feel like total, complete shit and i have no problem posting how i feel. some people say, "hey man, sorry to hear that" and some people say "i don't care. fuck you.", but i just like the fact that people are reading what i have to say. now, i'm not always this dumb, sulking asshole, and i usually post something that will be interesting and/or entertaining. sometimes i succeed, and sometimes i fail miserably. but sometimes i just want to vent, and venting on Ubersite is good therapy.






i love Ubersite.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-06-10 12:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good post. But Gumby? Ewwww.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-06-10 12:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite is therapy.

Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-10 11:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow, I thought spam like this was reserved for that spot next to the offers for "The Amazing X-11 Camera," "Men, Add 5 INCHES TO YOU DICK!" and "I'm 19 years old and have a Webcam." I find it sad that this trend has now spread to Übersite in the form of waste of time posts.

I hope you die.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-10 10:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 back to you because I made "responding" into "responded"

I'm retarded...yaaaayyy

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-10 09:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uber Power Is...

Bart banning you from this site so I don't have to waste minutes of my life reading and then responded to retarded posts like this.



Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-10 09:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

was gumby riding pokey

Submitted by lananial (user info) at 2003-06-10 07:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gumby?...


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