SPT – My Gay Salad Camwhore – Very Little Content (1604 hits)
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Submitted by Grimm <grimmjuice.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-13 06:56:56 EDT
I was in the mood for salad last night. So I made some for "Danielle" and I.
It was very tasty, but it looked ghey.
Maybe Dude is right about me.
Happy Shit Post Thursday.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks yummy.
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You want someone to toss your salad, big boy?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-17 02:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love it when salads are fixed like that.
Submitted by deedee (user info) at 2006-04-17 01:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
its too orderly...i cudnt eat that, it goes against my morals...makes a pretty pic tho
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you IHAKF? He always posted
pics of food.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's actually lettuce in there? Shenanigans.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're right about one thing...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:54:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
Those aren't salads.
What you've done there is cut some fat vegan lines. SNOOOORK!
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+2 for that comment right there
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
tossed salads are better. but ew not that kind that you were just thinking of. do you have ocd? is that why it's all separated? wow maybe you are gay. who knew dude was right after all.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That salad just screams homo. Some of the stuff on there would make me want to puke if it was in my salad but it's almost too pretty and neat to eat anyway. It looks better on the green plate.
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help but give you a 2....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Avocado makes me inexplicably hot after I eat it. Why ask why?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamn that looks good.
Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like an OCD fix that salad. Everything is separated from the rest.
Are you OCD? You can tell us, you know...
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT = -2.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks. Now it's only 9:54am, and I want salad. God am I impressionable.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was hoping "Danielle" was what you called your hand, or something.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:47:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to stick my dick in that salad.
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BEST REVIEW EVER!!
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it WAS pretty funny. Mistress, I can arrange that.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to stick my dick in that salad.
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BEST REVIEW EVER!!
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Danielle" is the Uber-alias of the gal I've been seeing lately.
I didn't get laid, now that you mention it. And, she complained that she doesn't like avocados. That pissed me off, cuz I once was invited to someone's house for dinner and they served sausage and pepper heros. It was a few years back, and I hated peppers, but I choked them down anyway and said I loved it. It was the polite thing to do.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
pssst... Grimm, I think you forgot the lettuce there buddy.
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The lettuce is underneath all that other crap.
And the dressing was a vinagrette, but I don't remember what kind. That was like...14 hours ago or something.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:20:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to stick my dick in that salad.
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Good Lord.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YUM. i like the plates too.
this got you a BJ surely.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to stick my dick in that salad.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did preparing the ghey salad get you laid? If not, you wasted your time.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the rviews on this.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want one. They look awesome. And very pretty.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all salad is gay, even in hamburgers
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a) avocado is for faggots
b) Dude's name is Daniel? aka Danielle?
c) needs fresh mint and/or fresh basil and/or fresh cilantro to give it that springy flavor.
d) i hope you made a cilantro/lime vinagrette to drizzel across the top
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't eat that
GO FOOD ALLERGIES WOOT!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck yeah! avocados, crumpled bleu cheese, tuna? looks good to me. can i put on a pretty dress, come over, eat and let you call me "danielle?"
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those aren't salads.
What you've done there is cut some fat vegan lines. SNOOOORK!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pssst... Grimm, I think you forgot the lettuce there buddy.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That looks amazingly unappetizing.
Positive rating based on transparent mention of 'Dude'.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I think I like them _because_ they're so ugly.... "
My friends never believe me when I tell them that after a night out on the pull...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You are a fag! Danielle means Daniel in grimmphonics.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually chose those plates on purpose. I have matching stuff, but nothing big enough to display the salad like I did.
Those plates have to be at least 40 years old, made of very cheap thin tin. I think I like them _because_ they're so ugly....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What the fuck dude, you don't even own 2 mathcing plates?
WalMart sells service for 8 for like 15 bucks.
Nice salad though....oh god salads are hot!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never mind. It's a spring onion.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sounds like a decent salad, right there.
But WTF is a scallion?
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phuzzy, you missed the shredded turkey at the edges, and the black stuff is chopped scallions, the flash on my cam sucks.
Submitted by Hentrina (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smelly Blue Cheese is hideous!!! Not conducive to romance (i.e "Death Breath"!?)
Besides the rotting pile of mold down the centre, they are masterpieces (God, you even peeled your cucumbers, he, he...), +2 for the brilliant matching plates...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Avo, cherry tomatoes, onions, blue cheese, cucumber, egg and?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay salad
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That just made the salad a whole lot better.
Stinky blue cheese kicks ass.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blue Cheese is the gray shit
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell's that grey shit in the middle?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 06:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm... I saw the phrase "Gay Salad Camwhore" and I have to tell you I was very disappointed with the result.
Oh well, SPT +2. Your salad does indeed carry homosexual connotations, not because it's salad but because it's so damned neat.