The life and times of Brad Linzy A.K.A. E.T.S. - Part 1 - The Childhood Years (748 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.14 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2006-04-13 07:06:25 EDT
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THE MOTHAFUCKIN CYST MASTER
FUCK.YOUR.TITS.
What drives this man? What are the motives behind the passion, the obsession, Brad Linzy's deep rooted desire to overthrow the U.S. government and ruthlessly slaughter his local senator?
Well, besides the copious amount of LSD and other various drugs?
Let's take a gander into his childhood to better understand him, shall we?
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How does this only have ten reviews? It's hilarious.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stuill great
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot dogs.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:16:17 EDT (#)
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OK OK I REPOSTED IT
I didn't realize, im so sorry
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:15:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:11:52 (#)
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i dont see no titties or bajiners or junk anywhere, what's your deal, Martha Stewart?
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Are you kidding? What kind of boss walks past a picture of TWO PEOPLE HAVING SEX and inspects it to determine whether or not there is any exposed genitalia???
"Well I'm going to have to let you go, Simmons. Maybe if his hand was covering the nipple, you'd have had a future here."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:13:19 EDT (#)
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reposted because there are ALOT of crybabies around here
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:12:27 EDT (#)
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Why didn't Cyst post this? And why does everyone hate ETS all of a sudden? More than usual I mean?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:11:52 EDT (#)
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i dont see no titties or bajiners or junk anywhere, what's your deal, Martha Stewart?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:10:55 EDT (#)
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NSFW
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:10:47 EDT (#)
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This isn't an obsession, it's a tribute!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm bored of this ETS obsession that some Uberers seem to have. But...
Hahaha!