**NSFW** The life and times of Brad Linzy A.K.A. E.T.S. - Part 1 - The Childhood Years **NSFW ** (2155 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.4 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2006-04-13 07:12:52 EDT
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THE MOTHAFUCKIN CYST MASTER
(NSFW repost because indoninja is a crybaby)
FUCK.YOUR.TITS.
What drives this man? What are the motives behind the passion, the obsession, Brad Linzy's deep rooted desire to overthrow the U.S. government and ruthlessly slaughter his local senator?
Well, besides the copious amount of LSD and other various drugs?
Let's take a gander into his childhood to better understand him, shall we?
User Reviews
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi george
Method would like to be added to your Myspace friends list
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-15 09:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:20:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheheheheh. It's all about the helmet.
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Everything you say is suspect.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
halarious
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks even better under your username. This better be going on the site.
Whoever drew this must be one handsome, clever, witty, and mega-sexy dude.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOUR TITS YOU RAUNCHY SLOPHOG!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lets go drinking.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheheheheh. It's all about the helmet.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are WAY too bored. but that pic of him with the helmet was too much and i lost it.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First off, I refuse to copy/paste stuff i'm referring to. i'm already internet famous. Have you seen my brand new 2006 Eclipse with all those beautiful Google ads on the window? I'm eating apples and vegetables like it's what you should actually be eating for fuel, and also for my fans. I'm living to the age of seven whether you like it or not, and, AND, you're lucky I pity you, man. I imagine you like a small rattish dog that I punt around the house due to my low self-esteem. I also want to know why anyone would ever take either of us seriously. I fucking hate this place.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do nbot give up the good fight! I will not rest until ETS is in the loony bin...or loses his internet connection.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I grow weary of ETS posts.
But you got me at "yalo thar potential little voter"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:06:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude..just leave the kid alone. This whole thing is way past its expiration.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:19:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:18:06 EDT (#)
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The REAL Easter isn't until next month!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:17:53 EDT (#)
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It's not MY GOOD FRIDAY YOU INCONSIDERATE BITCH
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:17:22 EDT (#)
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Yeah its Thursday but no work tomorrow. Good Friday? Gah you're lame.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:13:11 EDT (#)
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No, I don't read your dull and uninteresting posts. = )
It's Thursday. I don't go out during the week. I'm a loser.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:12:16 EDT (#)
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Method, do you read my posts? There lies your answer. Fagboy.
What are you doing tonight? Drinks?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:03:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Here ya go, FartSmeller
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11361566185663776/1/taka2.gif
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You're a good man, method. In addition to this SECOND +2, I've also written you into my will. You're getting my office chair when I bite the big one. And you can KEEP the trapped farts.
Free of charge.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:07:44 EDT (#)
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Did you even look at it, TL? It's funny, and not mean spirited (much). I think it's rather cute, if you ask me
P.S. I'll fight you to the death
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude..just leave the kid alone. This whole thing is way past its expiration.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:03:22 EDT (#)
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Here ya go, FartSmeller
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11361566185663776/1/taka2.gif
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, I'M TIRED OF YOUR ADVANCES...I WILL NOT STICK ANYTHING OF MINE INTO ANYTHING OF YOURS
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Method, do you remember the .gif of the japanese guy fucking some chick and then throwing her into a pool? I need that picture. Here's a +2 to coax you into helping me.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:39:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
At least ETS has an actual brain to think up crackpot theories for me to disgard as romantic fiction. You, on the other hand, rely on digging up the whole "ETS is crazy" corpse years and years after it should have died in a haze of pot smoke and radiation poisoning.
Listen, i'm getting personal here. My grandma passed away last week, Method. One of the hardest weeks in my life. Sweetest little german lady you could ever imagine, told me I put too much pepper on my cottage cheese, one of those kinds of grandmas. I found solace in life itself, the beauty we too often drive by without a second thought because your favorite television show is on, or the strip club is only open for so long. I let my anger, my emotions go, and let things be.
I don't think you should do that. Keep being captain nancypants for myself and others, because it gives me something to hate without malice. Hate life Method, and frankly, keep hating yourself.
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're so hot when you're angry, Grizzly Adams
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is retaliatory you fucking nigger, i didn't even read your post
hah!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL loves me, he just figures I'll make him famous by attacking me every chance he gets.
I don't mind though, his reviews are usually witty and well thought out, and I'm flattered that he takes the time out of his day to come out with long, drawn out reviews for each and every one of my posts. It's quite adorable, actually
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GLAL, I have avoided rating most of the stuff about ETS due to some of the reasons you give. ETS does have a senses of humour though, and this post is just a bit of fun, in my opinion.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At least ETS has an actual brain to think up crackpot theories for me to disgard as romantic fiction. You, on the other hand, rely on digging up the whole "ETS is crazy" corpse years and years after it should have died in a haze of pot smoke and radiation poisoning.
Listen, i'm getting personal here. My grandma passed away last week, Method. One of the hardest weeks in my life. Sweetest little german lady you could ever imagine, told me I put too much pepper on my cottage cheese, one of those kinds of grandmas. I found solace in life itself, the beauty we too often drive by without a second thought because your favorite television show is on, or the strip club is only open for so long. I let my anger, my emotions go, and let things be.
I don't think you should do that. Keep being captain nancypants for myself and others, because it gives me something to hate without malice. Hate life Method, and frankly, keep hating yourself.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method are you the cyst master as well as everyone else?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-13 08:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:29:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Marthat stewart approves.
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Martha Stewart, however, does not. She's going to assault Method with an whisk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS is a fucking idiot.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marthat stewart approves.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If he doesn't get a laugh out of this, he's got some serious anger management issues
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:19:25 EDT (#)
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I dont hate ETS, I think this is funny as shit.
And this was a special request
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:12:27 (#)
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Why didn't Cyst post this? And why does everyone hate ETS all of a sudden? More than usual I mean?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 07:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I smoke cigarette butts from the garbage can