A Williamson Update from the Far East - (Making movies, making songs 'n fight-in' round the world) (1111 hits)
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Submitted by Wirriamson-Sensei (View user info) at 2006-04-13 09:26:47 EDT
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-20 05:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:33:11 (#)
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I hope you don't look that menacing when you teach the little kids!
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No... I'm worse.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:33:11 EDT (#)
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I hope you don't look that menacing when you teach the little kids!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-14 23:34:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:17:09 (#)
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I loved Yoshimitsu in Tekken.
Keep it real dude.
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hey you have GOT to show us that video
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-14 23:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-14 23:15:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:06:13 (#)
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Boku mo nihon ni imasu. ima wa ,Nagasaki ni sunderu. OMOSHIROI NE !!!! Boku wa ryugakusei desu , koko no 2nensei kedo honto daigakusei ni natta. Mada asobi ne !
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Cool! I might end up going to Fukuoka at some point...
"Nanba shiyotto?"
"Surubai"
"Batten"
-- Do they use any of these words in Nagasaki? My ex from Kumamoto used to say them all the time and she used to tell me that they were Kumamoto and Nagasaki-Ben... Just out of curiosity, because when i say them to Fukuoka-jin they have no idea.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:06:13 EDT (#)
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Boku mo nihon ni imasu. ima wa ,Nagasaki ni sunderu. OMOSHIROI NE !!!! Boku wa ryugakusei desu , koko no 2nensei kedo honto daigakusei ni natta. Mada asobi ne !
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAIJIN!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:27:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-14 05:17:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:53:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick Ass...
And you're a LOT younger than I expected you to be...
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Why? How old do I look? How old do you think I am?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Being in Japan is really not going to help your yellow-fever. Or maybe it will.
-Dave
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are exonerated.
You just remind me of some pasty white Americans who can't get girls otherwise.
But I'm sure you're quite charismatic and can get any girl you want.
Right?
RIGHT?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick Ass...
And you're a LOT younger than I expected you to be...
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it looks so magical there...i wouldn't be surprised if the japanese could fly..weeeeeheeee
(yeah,i'm not too bright)
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:37:34 EDT (#)
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This was not only funny but quite interesting. Good work (already forgot your name)
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:13:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:45:28 EDT (#)
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now i want a nice bowl of udon...dude, we need MORE pics, and not of some fucking emu, cmon, entertain us, please for the love of Allah
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Jap chicks in any of the pictures? I should -2 this post.
Can't you take some photos in a red light district or something?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:06:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Omanko ni banzai willsan!, and be sure to continue your studies on Paizuri
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:06:52 EDT (#)
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No one wins Takeshi's castle. It is a Nipponese trick to bewilder the gaijin.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude you got lucky, when I was in Japan I had to work at a Bento Shop, imagine the novelty of the blue-eyed kid taking your order in a little town like Ibarakiken.
you make me homesick...
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:34:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:30:39 (#)
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What do they get if they win Takeshi's castle? I saw it happen once but the prize was never revealed.
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I can't remember. I just remember men and women getting the shit kicked out of them at some point. I wonder home many people died off camera from serious head injuries.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:30:39 EDT (#)
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What do they get if they win Takeshi's castle? I saw it happen once but the prize was never revealed.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:29:21 EDT (#)
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I miss Japan so badly
hitwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/83040
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:24:34 EDT (#)
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i like that game mario kart. have you met anyone named "yoshi" yet?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:22:14 EDT (#)
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Have you been on Takeshi's Castle yet? That show was bad ass.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:17:09 EDT (#)
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I loved Yoshimitsu in Tekken.
Keep it real dude.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:07:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:59:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:56:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
You say your old Japanes sensei.
Do you just mean teacher, or did you take kara-te.
How could not have porked chicks there yet?
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I meant my old Japanese (language) teacher. Old as in "not now", not "not young". Just to clear up the confusion if any.
And I have porked chicks here.
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So Method was right?
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Well...
Fact of the matter is I like the Japanese. They're a strange bunch but they're generally alright. There's something you need to know about Jap girls though. There are two very distinct breeds of Jap girls. The girls that dress up in short skirts, dye their hair blond and giggle at anything in front of them (Gyaru) and normal, proper, serious girls (Majime). I can't stand Gyaru. They irritate me to hell and probably Method has it in his head that all I'm doing is coming here to fuck as man of these Gyaru as I can. A lot of westerners do that. But that ain't so.
I just genuinely like the personality and the old-fashionedness of the Japanese Majime women. Always have, Always will. Sue me.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:16:30 EDT (#)
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Japan is rad.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:12:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:39:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have to apologize the Japanese ladies all the time and say:
"SO SOWRY, OUSTRAIRIAN PENRIS SO SMARL"
like in that South Park episode?
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I wish...
That'd imply I get teh secks with the ladies!
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My bad, I thought you were serious here.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:59:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:56:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
You say your old Japanes sensei.
Do you just mean teacher, or did you take kara-te.
How could not have porked chicks there yet?
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I meant my old Japanese (language) teacher. Old as in "not now", not "not young". Just to clear up the confusion if any.
And I have porked chicks here.
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So Method was right?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:56:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
You say your old Japanes sensei.
Do you just mean teacher, or did you take kara-te.
How could not have porked chicks there yet?
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I meant my old Japanese (language) teacher. Old as in "not now", not "not young". Just to clear up the confusion if any.
And I have porked chicks here.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You say your old Japanes sensei.
Do you just mean teacher, or did you take kara-te.
How could not have porked chicks there yet?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very cool.
have fun.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:45:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
I searched only one day and got a job that pays good and free accomodation. I now have so much money that i literally don't know what to do with it. It's only expensive if you are unemployed and thinking in a foreign currency. Once your paycheck is in yen you're set.
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Everytime I look at hotels and stuff it's super expensive. Send me some money.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:48:45 EDT (#)
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Batu kutsai
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:41:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:39:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have to apologize the Japanese ladies all the time and say:
"SO SOWRY, OUSTRAIRIAN PENRIS SO SMARL"
like in that South Park episode?
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I wish...
That'd imply I get teh secks with the ladies!
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You mean lady boys right, oh wait, that's Thailand.
I want to go to Japan, but it's way too expensive :(
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I searched only one day and got a job that pays good and free accomodation. I now have so much money that i literally don't know what to do with it. It's only expensive if you are unemployed and thinking in a foreign currency. Once your paycheck is in yen you're set.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, their unlucky number is four. That sucks. Hotels in the west don't usually have a floor thirteen, but four sucks.
I want to find a culture of which the unlucky number is one. That'd really fuck them up.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great pictures and you're looking good. Japan definitely agrees with you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The only reason you're so into Japan and the culture is because those Japanese broads are SOOOOO much easier than white broads. Admit it, your penis is behind the wheel, isn't it?
You have an unhealthy obsession with asian broads. You're going to marry some subservient gook bitch because she'll sweat you and make you believe you're the cat's meow, and let's face it, you can't get anything else.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:39:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have to apologize the Japanese ladies all the time and say:
"SO SOWRY, OUSTRAIRIAN PENRIS SO SMARL"
like in that South Park episode?
=--=-==-==--=-=-=-
I wish...
That'd imply I get teh secks with the ladies!
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You mean lady boys right, oh wait, that's Thailand.
I want to go to Japan, but it's way too expensive :(
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
I would give anything to go there, it's so different to anything I've ever experienced in my life.
And pretty friggin gorgeous to boot....
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:36:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have to apologize the Japanese ladies all the time and say:
"SO SOWRY, OUSTRAIRIAN PENRIS SO SMARL"
like in that South Park episode?
=--=-==-==--=-=-=-
I wish...
That'd imply I get teh secks with the ladies!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have to apologize the Japanese ladies all the time and say:
"SO SOWRY, OUSTRAIRIAN PENRIS SO SMARL"
like in that South Park episode?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:31:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
The Japanese lesson was dullsville but you rescued it with some nice pics.
(I don't like to think too much when I've got four days off work rapidly approaching)
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I have an unhealthy interest in the origin of languages...
I stoped as soon as my brain kicked in and said "Nobody cares Williamson" and something about burning things...?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:28:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
what?!?!?! so the tattoo i have on my back that i THOUGHT meant driven actually means rice patty? wtf?
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Makes me glad that I watched the guy translate the Japanese writing on my leg- which means "Freak".
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Japanese lesson was dullsville but you rescued it with some nice pics.
(I don't like to think too much when I've got four days off work rapidly approaching)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone went:
"Your Karate is poor, not to mention obsolete! HA! You bastard, prepare to die!"
yet?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Japan and the samurai cat.
SO HOW MENRY RADY BOYS RU SREPT WITH WOUND EYE?
WTF SHE RAS A PENRIS!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:28:06 EDT (#)
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what?!?!?! so the tattoo i have on my back that i THOUGHT meant driven actually means rice patty? wtf?
cool pics though.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-13 09:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled at "Orientate".