the legend of benny mcbrown (468 hits)
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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-13 10:16:05 EDT
SWOOOSH
The ball sailed high in the air, over Benny's head and into the vacant lot
'oh boy that was close - it almost went into Old Mr Mangles garden'
Benny said.
BACKGROUND
Mr Mangle was a slightly crazy, crazy old man, he was crazy basically
'I am mean and boy am I crazy I'm gonna cut ya and eat ya like liver yes like liver you little no goods'
he would say loudly to Benny and his friends when they played too close to his yard.
The problem was no-one actualy liked benny - his friends would all the time throw balls or bennys lunch or his inhaler into Mr Mangles yard.
'lets get Benny today' 'yeah lets' 'okay lets do it' 'mhm I agree' 'we could throw his balls, bennys lunch or his inhaler into mr mangels yard'
his friends would say,
and so they would get benny in ways I already described above (like throw balls, Bennys lunch or his inhaler).
Today was different though, today they would make benny go into Mr mangles yard and hopefully watch him get eaten for dinner or snacks.
BACK TO STORY
Benny watched as the balls were tossed in the air, each time closer to crazy Mr Mangles yard, it was scary just looking at the yard and haunted house that he lived in, and benny was wondering if he shouldn't just take his balls home.
SWOOSH
'OH BOY'
said Benny in a excited type voice
'That's gone right into Mr Mangles yard and he is crazy'
'You better get goin and fish it out benny we will wait here and keep a close eye on you, we think you are brave so don't worry you will be okay'
his friends lied.
Benny jumped the fence it was cold and crzy looking, there was a dead cat on the lawn and the grass was overgrown, also there was an abandoned school bag. He looked at the name on it - LEWIS MCLEWIS - Benny knew that name! IT belonged to a person at his school that had gone missing some time ago - Lewis Mclewis.
He creeped around looking for his balls and possibly some lunch that his friends had thrown.
Suddenly, all of a sudden he caught a glimpse of an old man - powerful crazy looking - peering through the window......
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
that was his friends screaming, Benny looked to them, they were standing on the side of the road. They looked scared but why? Benny had found his balls and was munching a packed lunch. He was just thinking how old crazy Mr Mangle might just be misunderstood when he noticed his friends were pointing like madmen.
'what is wrong? Do you want me to turn around? What, this way.... No wait this way? What are you poiting at whatever could be behind me'
Benny said,
Slowly oh so terribly slowly he quickly turned around to see what his friends had been pointing at.
'oh goodness I am scared................ Scared'
Benny said as he turned around and saw who?
yes
Only Crazy old Mr Mangle, that's who
He picked Benny up by the collar and said the following words
'I done told you kids for the last time to not be playing with yours balls and lunchs on my property AH I have the taste for some liver - little fat kid liver that is aAHH I am a scary crazy man now get out of here aAHHHHH don't forget I am scary and crazy'
Bennys friends ran very quickly in a south-westerly direction, Benny however who was actually a little fat kid could only stare like a deer caught in a staring competition with another deer.
He whimpered and cried - what would me mangles do to him now?
Crazy mr mangles looked down closely at the little boy, he felt no anger now.
'oh little fat kid, staring at you now has broken my heart. For years I have tried to keep love away from my poor broken heart.'
'you see, I was once a little child like you, though not fat or ugly'
'I'm ugly too?'
said Benny?
'who's telling the life story ugmo?' - right, anyways I used to be normal but one day my love ran away from me to be with another man she took my boy ernie as well. Ever since then I have grown my beard long and yelled at people so I could never be hurt again, but today boy you showed me that life ain't worth living if you can't love no-one'
Then his eyes filled with tears.
Benny lifted himself off the ground - he was before him a great compassionate man and gave him a big hug
' I ....can be.... your Ernie'
cried Benny
suddenly the old man fell to the ground.Benny thought it was for a hug. The man cried out AHHHHH
'oh' thought benny ' still has a bit more emotion to get through, better give him some time'
the old man staggered around and BANG hit the ground again, Benny turned back to the street and saw the town sherrif and two deputies firing rounds into Mr Mangle
"NOO IT DOSNT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY NOOOO'
yelled Benny. His friends had feared for Benny safety and ran to get help, the sherrif had been looking for an excuse to cap Mr Mangle for a long time and now seemed like a great time.
Benny ran to mr mangles who was being filled from all sides with hot lead, he grasped benny tight,
'Ernie, ernie be with me in my time of death'
'ok'
said Benny, as he didn't have to be home for a little while
The sherrif moved closer and finished him off with a head shot in the face.
'WHY SHERRIF DAMN YOU WHY?' cried benny, who had just learnt his first lesson of growing up.
'If ya know whats good fer ya, you'll keep quite about him not be crazy' said the sheriff.
'YOU KNEW? You bastards, you all are - I am taking all I got in this world - my balls and some lunch - and I'm gonna play with them with my friends over there, maybe you need to go play with them too sheriff because you left your morals the moment you killed mr mangle, poor poor mr mangle.'
Said benny.
And the deputies and sheriff hung theor heads in shame.....
'Their goes benny' they said 'Benny mcbrown with the biggest darn balls in this whole darn town'
User Reviews
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-07 02:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'I am mean and boy am I crazy I'm gonna cut ya and eat ya like liver yes like liver you little no goods'
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
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Everything you ever wanted to know about wijormiclat
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what is wrong with the same shotgun pick?
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:20:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
This has GOT to be electro's little brother or something.
SAME shotgun pic. sweet. +2 for being so retarded.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has GOT to be electro's little brother or something.
SAME shotgun pic. sweet. +2 for being so retarded.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is bad
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He used the same shotgun picture!
Way to go shitty alter!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forget this password, PLEASE!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:40:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry alter... you tried too hard on this one...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry alter... you tried too hard on this one...
Submitted by wetyourself (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really used to be a source of inspiration for me. This post just had too much real humor in it. I think you must've gotten a little too drunk before you wrote this and didn't realize that your non-suckass side was showing through a bit too much.
RIP - the REAL georgemichael
Submitted by Mr_Mischief (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that happened to my priest when he hugged me
Submitted by PrevertEnabler (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:18:59 EDT (#)
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I don't want a large Farva. I want a GODDAMN LITERACOLA!!!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It would be nice to picture george as a fat inhaler using child, but alas this confirms for me that this is an alter. There is actually some humour in there.
This screams alter
LEWIS MCLEWIS (too funny a name)
He creeped around looking for his balls and possibly some lunch that his friends had thrown.
'what is wrong? Do you want me to turn around? What, this way.... No wait this way? What are you poiting at whatever could be behind me' (Trying to write so george looks like he's learnt from what we all said and then making him sound dumber than when he first posted on here)
'you see, I was once a little child like you, though not fat or ugly' (Humour again)
'I'm ugly too?'
said Benny?
'who's telling the life story ugmo?' - right, anyways I (More humour...)
etc and so on.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry couldnt be arsed reading it so here have a minus 2 bicth
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, this alter is so yesterday's news.
Weak attempt. You can probably see the shark waving up at you from directly below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to Al "Grandpa Munster" Lewis down there, you're my hero
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Clean my toilet