Uber, Assemble!!! (part 4) (1570 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-04-13 10:41:40 EDT
UBER HEADQUARTERS...
He didn't consider himself an "it." For some reason, McCallum was fully aware that he was male. Perhaps it had been a choice he had made when he gained A.I. Perhaps it was pre-programmed somewhere in the matrix of the mutant brain that Professor Bart-Bart had grown to power the giant computer.
Professor Bart-Bart.
McCallum knew. Commander Rad suspected, McCallum had theorized. Who else knew? Obviously the entity known as Firefly. It really didn't matter. He had been purposely dragging the efforts of recruiting new Ubermen, but with what he knew now...
Well, it still didn't matter.
Things were going to progress as fate had dictated. McCallum had decided he believed in fate the other day. Then he had decided this was an amusing thing for a living computer to believe in. He chuckled at his own cleverness as energy lit up the room, alters teleporting into almost every square inch of his domain. As each one solidified, another piece of him was destroyed.
With the last bit of electricity running through his circuits, he activated the voice box at the front of his monitor.
"Hello, Urbane," were the last words from the living computer.
SUPER SECRET VILLAIN HIDE-OUT...
Method lowered his arms, his form smoldering from the excertion. The body of the alter he had created of Gascs lay on the ground before him, sunken and brittle. It had served it's purpose and burnt itself out in the process. Oh well. Method reached down and retrieved the shard of the Uber crystal and placed it back in his belt pouch.
"So it's done then?" asked Shlongy.
"The clone of Urbane and the army of alters have successfully penetrated the Uber Compound," smiled Method, resting back into his chair.
"Well then," grinned DudeThat'sBosh, "Let's go kill some fucking heroes!"
Method rolled his head to look over at Mistress Fist who held a cell phone. "Are the others ready as well?"
"Just give the word, sir," said Mistress Fist.
"The word is given," laughed Method.
UBER HEADQUARTERS...
"Did you hear that?" asked Crystle, looking over at BigMike.
"Hear what?" he replied as they continued to make their way down the hallway towards the communications room.
"Hmmm, It was nothing I guess, " mused the empath, still troubled.
"You worry too much, my dear," BigMike tried to comfort.
"I've just been picking up all kinds of weird ambient feelings for the last few minutes. I really can't explain it. Almost like the ghost of emotions," she rambled.
"Could it just be stress?"
"Possibly," reasoned Crystle, "But it almost seems familiar, too. Like... a remake of a movie but..."
"Shite!" came a scream from the communications room.
Crystle and BigMike rushed towards the room before them and burst through the doors in time to see the disemboweled form of Apollo fall to the ground. Crystle screamed and a dozen shadow-like forms turned their heads in their direction.
"Alters," growled BigMike, powering up his super strength as the woman beside him sent out an empathic alert.
OUT IN THE WORLD...
The sorceress Merlina was carefully adding the necessary ingredients to her concoctions. If she was off by only a small amount, the summoning spell could prove disastrous. She levitated over to her cabinets, humming an old tune from her childhood, and look through her stock.
Suddenly, she could could not take a breath.
Looking down, she saw the small, thin but equally deadly metal rod sticking out of her chest. She fell to the floor, grasping at the arrow that had punctured her lung. She felt a form beside her, and looked up questioningly.
"Greetings from Method," said Filthy Assistant before firing another bolt into the sorceress's throat.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Genko leaped from building to building, supposedly searching for some recent bank robbers. However, his mind kept drifting back to his home world. He would not have had these unbelievable powers under those red skies. And yet, he longed for a day he would be able to return there.
He took another jump, this time a great one. In mid-air he saw the missile flying at him. He grabbed it easily, thinking the situation under control, then he saw the timing sequence. The last thought he had be he exploded was of red skies.
"Dude, that was so fucking Bosh!" laughed the gunman across on the the far building top.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
It was a beautiful day in the city. Phuzzygish walked out of his downtown office and towards the park. He had left the hero business and set up work in the private sector, through which he had amassed a fortune over the last few years. Now considering full retirement, he was unsure of his next step.
He had just strolled through the open gates of the park when the hammer came hurling towards his chest. He used his enhanced motor skills to catch the weapon and dropped into a fighting stance. The giant metal fist to the back of his skull, however, caught him off guard.
Phuzzygish rolled, hoping to be up and face his attackers before it was too late. But it was. He looked up to see a metal foot come crashing down, obliterating his face.
"Nice move, Skrapmetal!" laughed Stabkill walking up and retrieving him hammer.
His cyborg accomplice just laughed and ground his metal foot tighter down into what used to be the face of a hero.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Tired. She was just tired. She had single-handedly foiled a terrorist plot today and it had spread her thin. Then she had to convince the authorities, the same ones she had just helped, that she was in no way associated with the villain Method. God damn tired.
Lady Plural flopped down on her couch and looked around for her remote. The thing was never where she left it. She created two more of herself and sent them about the room to find the thing. She laid her head back on the cushion and sighed.
"Remarkable power you have there," came a voice from the kitchen doorway.
Lady Plural was on her feet instantly, facing the stranger.
"You do realize, they're nothing like the alters that Method creates?" the stranger said.
"Who are you?" she asked, creating three more of herself.
"Method's alters are ghosts, shades, figments of his imagination. Extensions of his will. Yours," he said gesturing around, "are all a part of you."
Lady Plural had had enough. Her other selves rushed the stranger and grappled with him. Him made no attempt to struggle, but instead just smiled. One by one, her other selves withered up and died.
She fell to the floor of her apartment, seizures wracking her body. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the skin of her arm turning the same thin, parchment brown as her other selves.
He adjusted his long brown trench coat and his fedora. "Silly girl," he laughed. "Why do you think Method sent Mr. Cancer?"
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Always An Eagle flew high above the forest taking in the sun's solar energy. She flapped her wings and rode the winds higher to get in a better view. This was when she truly felt the most alive, when she was...
CRACK
Through the intense pain, Eagle knew she was falling towards the Earth. She wasn't sure what had happened. She tried to bring her wings under control and screamed. Glancing around, she saw with horror that her entire left wing was burnt to a crisp. Eagle whispered a small prayer as the ground came rushing up.
Dead Ohio Skies walked up to the lifeless heap that used to be Always An Eagle. Just for good measure, he summoned the lightning one more time and fired the pile of meat and bone into charcoal.
UBER HEADQUARTERS...
Ghola and Rad were back to back, fighting off the ever increasing stream of alters that kept piling into the room. For as many that fell before the little ninja's blade and the Commander's gun, two more took its place. Apollo had been the first casualty, taken by surprise. BigMike had died protecting Crystle while she sent out a distress call to the rest of the Ubermen. Now Phinch lay at their feet in a bloody mess.
"Commander, what the fuck are we gonna..." yelled Ghola.
Just then, the alien BRDN NKD teleported in. "We have to go, NOW!"
"I'm not leaving Phinch!" bellowed Rad.
"Get out, Rad," smile Phinch from below, his mouth full of blood as he opened his coat.
Rad frowned, but saluted his troop as he and Ghola vanished with BRDN NKD.
As the alters closed in on the Asian Assassin, he spit up some more blood and smiled again. He pulled the master pin, releasing all ten grenades under his jacket.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The trio appeared just as the explosion rocked the compound.
"Status report," yelled Commander Rad.
"McCallum is completely destroyed, Apollo and BigMike out," replied Axolotl from his make-shift station.
"Phinch is gone, too," added Ghola.
"Fuck," swore TigerLily.
"Orgasmatron is neutralizing anything that moves outside," added BRDN NKD.
"Maybe we should abandon the Compound, Rad," tried Axolotl.
"Not Yet!" he screamed back at the boy genius. "Where are Crystle, PolyAJ and Munkeypants?"
"Out there, somewhere," said TigerLily.
OUT IN THE WORLD...
Foolproof had finished the calibrations. He picked up the weapon and tested its weight. Not bad. Could be a little lighter, but Rad was a big guy, he would be able to handle it. He checked the scope and tinkered with the alignment. That was better.
He had been the world's most renown weapons maker for the past few years. In the beginning of his career, he had created them for anybody with the cash, but eventually was swayed to stay away from certain elements. Now he worked exclusively for the Ubermen. He was proud that his inventions were doing some good out there, and he didn't think that...
What was that?
A little ball came rolling towards him. It was clear with some form of nanotechnology inside. Intrigued he picked it up. How interesting! He fiddled with the ball until he found that it opened. Splitting it down the middle, he saw the insignia of Professional Peon inside.
"Oh shit," he said, right before his lab exploded.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Davros walked calmly into his kitchen and got a glass of orange juice. He sipped it quietly while looking out his back window at the birds. When he finished, he rinsed it out and put it in the drying rack. He put his hands in his pockets and walked back to his study.
He took a seat behind his desk and fished around in a drawer for a pen. Made some quick notations on his desk calendar and placed the pen back. He folded his hands on top of the desk and peered across it at the person sitting in the chair parallel to him.
"I assume we're to begin?" asked Davros.
"Whenever you're ready," replied The Cyst Master.
"You do understand that once I break into your psyche, not only will you be a vegetable, but I'll have access to all of Method's plans," asked the master telepath.
"Of course," smiled The Cyst Master.
Davros sighed. "So be it."
A few minutes later The Cyst Master stood up and walked over to the desk. He opened the drawer and took the pen out from where the telepath had just placed it. As he was walking out, he turned back to look at Davros, blood streaming out of every orifice on the dead telepath's face.
"Like you could handle what's in my head," smiled the psychotic. "I'll keep this as a souvenir of our session, m'kay?"
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Danger Ranger stood in the desert and surveyed the damage. A small aircraft had come down and he had been sent to investigate. All of the passengers had died on impact, but he had yet to discover the cause of the plane's fall. He was going to need some experts out here on the scene to help.
He was just about to call back to his base when the cramps took him. Taken to his knees, he clutched his stomach as he began to vomit blood. Soon the blood contained pieces of flesh and organ. As he lay in the sand he felt the warmth of blood spread quickly between his legs. The pain was almost unbearable as he retched again.
Things were going dim, but he managed to see Sacrilicious smiling down at him before the light went out.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
MyTeeOne fell back against cement, creating a giant crater. Before he could get up, Captain Thorns flew fists first into his chest. The resulting explosion shook the small town.
The smoke cleared and both heroes stood up, facing each other. They began throwing blow after blow, each more desperate than the last. Their faces, masks of rage underneath all the blood. Finally, Captain Thorns got in close enough. He gripped MyTeeOne around the head and twisted, snapping the heroes neck.
Suddenly the Captain's eyes rolled back, and he tripped over. When he got up and saw his fallen friend he let out a wail of grief. Powering down his super strength, he reached out for the body of MyTeeOne. That was when Captain Thorn's head evaporated in a spray of red.
Up on the rooftop, Sphagnum turned to Scourge. "Nice shot," said the Hate Monger.
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"He's not going to win, you know," said Forensic Girl, spitting blood on the floor.
"And why is that?" asked Badass Julie.
Forensic Girl struggled beneath her bonds and stared the villain down.
"Professor Bart-Bart will put an end to this quickly enough."
Badass Julie grinned. "The Professor will meet his end as surely as his Ubermen will. As surely as you are about to."
"Fuck. You," said Forensic Girl.
"No, my little scientist," said Badass Julie running the scalpel deep across her victim's throat, "Fuck you!"
UBER HEADQUARTERS...
"I can't contact them," said Thecaes, "There's too much psionic garbage with all these fucking alters."
"Keep trying," Rad sighed. "Thecaes, you stay here with Ghola and TigerLily to watch over Axolotl while he tries to contact reinforcements. BRDN NKD, Mockidol and I will go try and find the other three."
"Rad, we don't even know if they're alive!" pleaded TigerLily.
"Exactly, and as long as we don't know, that mean I have to believe they are!"
"Commander!" yelled Thecaes, pointing at the door.
The heavy shielded blast doors were crumpled through by a giant hand. PolyAJ tossed the two women into the room. TigerLily ran to Munkeypants and Thecaes to Crystle.
"What going on?" yelled Rad.
"We have to get out now, Rad!" screamed PolyAJ. "You don't understand! Fuck the Compound, we have to..."
A strange look came over the giant's face, like a passing questioning thought. Then his head rolled off, and his body slumped to the ground.
The Ubermen screamed in unison, then screamed again when they heard the laughter coming from the doorway. She stood there with her razor-whip, surrounded by alters. She tilted her head and laughed again at her former fellow heroes.
"Urbane?" whispered Munkeypants.
User Reviews
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-09-23 08:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ditto
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-22 17:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking awesome.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 04:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't read this. It's too... it's making my skin crawl. Just take your plus 2 and be on your way.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So damn good.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<sob> my hero!
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:48:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. I'm dead. At least I died saving someone.
This is cool.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-17 07:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT TO KILL SOMEONE!!
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ME TOO ME TOO!! And... I'm EVIL! SUHFUCKINWEET!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-15 01:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I wish I could've been there to help out.
I would undoubtedly been on the side of the heroes.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You KILLED me?
Oh man, I'd better make a comeback. I wanna do some asskicking!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ogod
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Next time, link ALL previous installments at the start of the post please.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Couldn't even come up with a respectable retort. Not that I expected someone with the intelligence of a carrot to do any better.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:39:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans.
scourge would never be that close to Sphagnum without breaking that idiot's neck and ejaculating all over his corpse
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Get in all the kills you can. Soon the Orgasmatron is going to blow you...um...away.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans.
scourge would never be that close to Sphagnum without breaking that idiot's neck and ejaculating all over his corpse
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this gave me a raging hard on
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nevermind, I boshed Genko right in the face
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i always seem to miss!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:50:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
But Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good...is dumb. <-- name that movie!
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spaceballs.
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My, that was fast. Good work! Your prize is, I think you're cooler than I did yesterday.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna print this and make a book out of it
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So if Death embraces me, does that mean me and death are gay lovers? If so I call top!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:39:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!!! I got a mention! I'm grateful........
and aroused.
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The thought of you dribbling blood and having your throat cut got me aroused as well.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans.
Sphagnum would never be that close to Scourge without breaking that idiot's neck and ejaculating all over his corpse.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more Stagger Lee.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My appearance was short but sweet.
I went out in style, seriously who could take what goes on in Cyst Masters head???
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:56:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT TO KILL SOMEONE!!
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ME TOO!!
I LOVED the moment of tranquility here:
Davros walked calmly into his kitchen and got a glass of orange juice. He sipped it quietly while looking out his back window at the birds. When he finished, he rinsed it out and put it in the drying rack. He put his hands in his pockets and walked back to his study.
So, so Davros. He's like a little slice of "settle down, relax a bit."
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I don't know whether this is a compliment or an insult.
-Dave
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit. I'm dead. At least I died saving someone.
This is cool.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!!! I got a mention! I'm grateful........
and aroused.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good...is dumb. <-- name that movie!
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spaceballs.
WOOT!
ya know...I work in the medical field, doing the whole battlefield medic thing...ya know...I could come in handy....
liking where this is going.
why am I working today?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES, TEH HEROES!!1!!
'Tis a sad day for the forces of goodness.
But Evil will always triumph over Good, because Good...is dumb. <-- name that movie!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO DIDN'T GIVE THIS A +2?
THEY SHOULD BE SMITED!
I AM YELLING FOR NO REASON!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I was certainly short-lived.
Red skies indeed.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome as usual.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:55:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
OHHHHHHH now I get it! Ace plot, man...and that is a PERFECT use of Sphagnum in the storyline! ;)
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who the hell would ever clone urbane? DAMN YOU ME!!!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! Not only was I in this, I got to slit someone's throat with a scalpel! How awesome is that?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
geez, I wish I could have had a glorious death sequence...oh well.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
c'mon you gotta put me in... user 2022 I'm freaking old school!
And think of the powers you could give me with THIS username!
I am so into this series now...
what's wrong with me?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh!!!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i was in this
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:16:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus fuck dude, this is some amazing story telling, I got goose bumps reading some of it
Or maybe I'm just a queer, I don't know.
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Clearly a combination of the two.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(after re-reading) This might be the best use of name dropping ever on Uber. I love the comic book story telling.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So is WillZone gonna end up punching MeTHod to death like in real life?!?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:36:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Appreciate teh cameo, but I'm a bit confused...if MyTee and I were friends, why were we attacking each other? Smoke cloud/blood confusion?
For the record, I'm really a pacifist by nature...global disarmament and all that jazz. But this was a fun read.
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Sphagnum (the Hate Monger) used his powers to make you hate each other. One killed the other, then scourge took the survivor out.
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OHHHHHHH now I get it! Ace plot, man...and that is a PERFECT use of Sphagnum in the storyline! ;)
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey!!!
We need ETS to pop up in the middle of all this, stark-raving mad, and scream "I TOLD YOU SO!"
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:00:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Appreciate teh cameo, but I'm a bit confused...if MyTee and I were friends, why were we attacking each other? Smoke cloud/blood confusion?
For the record, I'm really a pacifist by nature...global disarmament and all that jazz. But this was a fun read.
Sphagnum (the Hate Monger) used his powers to make you hate each other. One killed the other, then scourge took the survivor out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus fuck dude, this is some amazing story telling, I got goose bumps reading some of it
Or maybe I'm just a queer, I don't know.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anyone who tosses menthol cigarettes @ members of Truth.com is OK in my book
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Captain. I can only assume it was my practice murder in anticipation of the destruction of the poet.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SWEEEEEEEEEEEET.Thanks for the cameo. I like what super powers you gave to the characters based on their names. It's really cool.
DAMN YOU CAPN! If I'm lucky, it will take more then an snapped neck to kill me. I'm hoping to take out scourge.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 12:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Appreciate teh cameo, but I'm a bit confused...if MyTee and I were friends, why were we attacking each other? Smoke cloud/blood confusion?
For the record, I'm really a pacifist by nature...global disarmament and all that jazz. But this was a fun read.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT TO KILL SOMEONE!!
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HOW COULD YOU?!?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love my cameo. I died rich.
Although, this was swiftly followed by getting my face squished by a giant metal foot...
Screw it. What a way to go...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dead Ohio Skies walked up to the lifeless heap that used to be Always An Eagle. Just for good measure, he summoned the lightning one more time and fired the pile of meat and bone into charcoal.
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SWEET
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I killed a good guy!!!
*does happy dance*
I hope my character dies during sex
*giggle*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The big surprise should be me appearing when someone remarks that somethign had to be done. Don't care which side my sudden appearance brings victory for, just make it happen.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is so much fun.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God dammit i wanna be killed in this! Still kick ass. just re read the whole series. V good.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See Orgasmo, it's coming beeyotch. I already killed your collaborator(is that spelled right?), it's an omen I tell you. AN OMEN.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bravo, bravo
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:50:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT TO KILL SOMEONE!!
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ME TOO!!
I LOVED the moment of tranquility here:
Davros walked calmly into his kitchen and got a glass of orange juice. He sipped it quietly while looking out his back window at the birds. When he finished, he rinsed it out and put it in the drying rack. He put his hands in his pockets and walked back to his study.
So, so Davros. He's like a little slice of "settle down, relax a bit."
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are entertaining and substantial. I raise my glass of semen to YOU, sir.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe Thorpe is right. Maybe I have no personality.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I GOT TO KILL SOMEONE!!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more Nitty
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA.......this is......wow. Uh.......it's spring, the weather is nice outside. I swear.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 10:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Next chapter...
More death!
And a surprise!!!