SPT - Underage Ass Used To Sell Confectionary. Really. - SPT (3018 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.47 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nellypaal (View user info) at 2006-04-13 13:47:02 EDT
What the hell was the man (for it must surely have been a man) in advertising thinking?
He should be in jail by now.
Jesus dying on the cross and rising from the dead for the redemption of our souls - 0
Satan's influence in the unholy thoughts created by this ad - 1
User Reviews
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-06-07 15:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
From the fine print on the right side:
"Breyers has created a flavour inspired by the sassy metallic orange leotards of ouur young feminie gymnasts who are eagerly busting their FRESH ASSES to make every American proud."
Now how did anyone think this was real?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
First off, you probably got this on entensity.net.
If not, the website you got it from found it on entensity. Either way, give credit where it's due, dick.
Second off, entensity had to get it removed because Breyers threatened legal action for using their logo in this manner. I'm just surprised that people can't realize that this was satire and not an actual advertisement.
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/040706/image.php?pic=breyers1.jpg
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/040706/image.php?pic=breyers2.jpg
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/040706/image.php?pic=breyers3.jpg
Submitted by dubya (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
entensity.com recieved a letter from the attorney's of that icecream company for posting that crap.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fucked up.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Molly Givens is grabbing the back of her leg in the style of Shannon Elizabeth in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when the "CLIT" jumps out of the van and is about to rob the diamond place.
That was a hot pose.
Now I just feel gross.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT = -2.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck ass
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's fuckin' FUNNY!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you sure you're not a woman?
i thought for sure you were.
rival my beard? hhhhhhahahahahahaah...you can't beat the ginger...unless of course...you're a ginger
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"...eagerly busting there fresh asses to make every American proud."
i thought this was real until i saw this
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's pretty fucked up right there....
fucked up the ***CENSORED*FOR*YOUR*PROTECTION***
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
jesus h
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it says 'flavour', so it's obviously bogus...the dreadedEXTRA 'U' STRIKES AGAIN
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd also like to add, "I'd stick my dick in that creamsicle"
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Nuts!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
umm...yea...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll never be clean again.
Submitted by Mr_Mischief (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
is it wrong that i just blew a load on my keyboard?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cool man
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, thanks. Now I can't stand up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just
not
right.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:58:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
you must be the dumbest girl around
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Ha ha. I think you take me more seriously than I do myself, 'badass'.
If you really think I'm a girl then you'd be shocked to see the beard I'm currently sporting to rival yours.
The only difference is, I have a jaw line for it to complement.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd lick it.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my God!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OMG
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
+1 'cause I *did* crack a smile...but if only he had used high school models... *sigh*
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MMMMMMMMMM...orange creamsicles.
That is fucking sick though
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In the words of a good friend of mine..."Oh dear sweet Lord".
How did this make it into print?!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And just how, exactly, did you come across this gem???
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats just WRONG
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you must be the dumbest girl around
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw the Cyst Master coming a mile away.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dies*
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of
charging $6.95 for it.
-- Moe Syzlak
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lickable? Yes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. That's bad.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea how to rate this...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
o god.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-13 13:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*masturbates*