watching the clouds go by (1259 hits)
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Submitted by scourgeoftheseas (View user info) at 2006-04-13 14:09:16 EDT
Bang, out the screen door, patched and warped, riddled with holes that the flies still manage to slip through into the always hot, dry kitchen.
The sound as the wooden frame slams into the clapboard wall loud as a shot, an engine backfire, a yell of joy.
And the old man in his chair doesn't even pause in his back and forth motion, the old chair creaking out the same tune it always creaked out.
Silver grey floorboards of the porch ran out perpendicular to the door, stretching for the edge. Like a short run, an attempt at freedom on their part, wanting to be free from the bondage they'd been put into by those whose feet had worn them down to the state they were in. He runs their length to the end...
Long soft runners had broken free, pulled up and away from the hard wood, barely anchored and soon to give up and let go. Afterwards to be swept back into the yard by the same broom that had over the years left the wood mostly devoid of the bright green paint that still marked it's surface here and there. Tenacious flecks holding on, the marriage between the wood and itself having established permanence. Impervious to the same erosion that was the fate of everything surrounding.
Making a run for freedom, to belong back in the world the wood had originated from...
Off the edge and into the neglected and worn lawn. The narrow yard claimed from the tawny earth that rolled away from it. A narrow patch of alternately foot-worn hard pack or, when the rain made an occasional appearance, a treacherous mire, quick to tear a boot away from its owner.
Interspersed with small tufts and clumps of only the most tenacious crabgrass and other weeds. Claimed but always on the verge of return, the dry moat couldn't contain or repel a thing, human or animal.
At the breaking point, where the rolling waves of grass met the hard and dirty yard the smell would first catch you, hold you. The smell of heat, of the tall grass living it's last moments and drying in the sun, dying under the onslaught from the light and the never there rain...
Slightly rolling land covered in the knee high grasses and brush, yellowing under the late summer sun, led down to the muddy creek.
The path through the landscape meandering, moving back and forth, running a course that would be chosen by an old man, an old dog.
The path of least resistance, avoiding a tough hillock here, a rock filled mound there, the always muddy patch where the water welled up over there...
The boy clambered eagerly through the hillock, over the mound and splashed his way through the mud. Direct to the goal, eyes never wavering from the running line of the creek.
The dog, nose rarely leaving the ground, tracked back and forth, never leaving the beaten trail or the routine that it had left in his mind.
Hitting the rivulet of brown water first the dog ranged up and down the crumbled , undercut bank, not to far in either direction to let the boy catch up, head still down drinking in the smells
The creek marked the only green in the parched landscape. Running the length of the jagged course set by the stream, its banks lined with short gnarled elm trees and scrubby brush, heavy grasses marked with dry splotches of mud, splashed onto them from the stream.
All leaning over towards the water, shading and hiding it from any prying eyes that may be looking down from above, yet simultaneously disclosing it by presence of their own vibrancy and vitality.
Catching up, running up against the treasure trove, the place of secrets, something different that stands out against the washed out yellows and browns, he lost no time seeking out all the snake holes, nooks, and crannies...
The obtrusive chorus of frogs, insects, and chattering birds quieting momentarily as he passed through only to slowly resume and grow again in his wake.
The dog trailed along, not getting the same response from the unappreciative audience, he was met with cries of dismay or in some cases derision. The birds were safe from him and his old age and they knew it, threw catcalls at his failing ears.
Another bend rounded and he saw the snake swallowing the frog, mouth distended, legs still kicking out. Throat stretched, writhing to swallow the smaller animal, the snake eyes the boy, the dog, aware of his own total vulnerability even while he deals death to another.
A scream, and the birds take the sky, the insects go silent. A rapid turn on his heels and he bowls the dog over in his haste.
Up the path
Onto the porch,
By the old man still rocking,
And another bang through the door.
Behind him the spring peepers start again with their raucous chorus and the sun crosses the sky and the clouds continue to roll by.
User Reviews
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 12:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-02-18 20:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and +1ing ALL of your posts!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE MYSELF!!
SIGNED,
SCOURGEY
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073
banning attempt
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:54:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
I saved this post from obscurity.
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+2 to balance out whoever "I'M IMPORTANT" thinks he is.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sfagnum has given up on trying to post anything remotely entertaining - he has turned into I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish, or Fetish, for short.
IHAKF would drop -2 on everything, deliberately post shit, and just generally be annoying as possible - ANYTHING to get attention. He knows he can't get attention for being good, so he'll get attention by being bad. Kinda sad, really.
Have you ever noticed, Sfagnum will comment on his own posts 11 or 12 times, often 3 or 4 times in a row, and he will camp on his posts for hours, desperate for attention.
He will lash out with completely unwarranted insults to replies on his posts, grasping for the most feeble attempts at heat-whoring, for reasons unknown.
Just do what I do, drop your -2, and dont even bother reading or looking at what he says on his 'posts', or replies.
Submitted by craving_attention (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86691#1935952
Submitted by craving_attention (user info) at 2006-04-15 08:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
queer.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 23:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:57:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola'd better have smeared that pie somewhere naughty for her piewhore.
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ummm
i have roughly 1/4 the pictures we took of the pie eating.
apparently we don't know how to work the flash...
er...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphaggy!! Lover! I knew you couldn't leave me.
I have no idea what she did O. She's been lowkey on Uber today. My guess is the post will be hilarious. She said she was going to spend last night eating pie and taking pictures with simple_catalyst.
We'll see Monday.
Naughty places are my preferred placement of pie in the pictures to come as well.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola'd better have smeared that pie somewhere naughty for her piewhore.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I saved this post from obscurity.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just had some.
I think I'm going home soon. It's been a hard day fucking around and dealing with the police both. I have a fresh shiny new post for Monday about my other house getting broken into AGAIN.
Plus PieCon will be on Monday. That makes me happy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who do you work for?
WHY are you so desperate for ads?
Once there was no ad, but I refreshed and it was back.
Have some tea.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why can't I see an ad on here bart? I have them turned on, I see ads on other posts, no ad here.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't leave lover!!!!
I need you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kisses, Sphaggy!
And I love you too, scourge.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My work is done here.
Let the daily circle-jerk commence.
Have fun, losers.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sphagnum's here?
I thought I smelled Ben Gay and latex in the air.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to kiss Sphaggy SO hard when I see him next.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant I hadn't read it the FIRST time. I then gave you the consideration of reading it since you were so kind as to link it all nice and pretty.
*twirls hair, chews gum*
I still don't understand what I misinterpreted.
Dumb it down a bit, please?
*hithithithithithithit*
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:16:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:55:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
You silly little cock gobbler!!
There is such a club. JonnyX and Axolotl both belong to it as well.
Thanks for being a jackass Sphaggy, the hits you get me are appreciated. Just through two reviews you got me over 100 extra hits on my last post.
That's why I love you. You always help out the little guy.
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The amount of hits/reviews/heat YOU recieve do not affect ME at all.
Therefore, I don't care.
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It was a review further down the page. I thought I'd be considerate and save you the scrolling time. It also meant that Scourge would get another hit for it.
And you had read it already, judging by your review, you just misinterpreted it, sweetcheeks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you Lishy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um..let me try this slowly.
I didn't read whatever that was you linked to.
So I didn't fail to "understand" it, so much as I "ignored" it.
Which makes me less of a "dumb bitch" and more of a "smart cookie".
Comprende?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha self +2. oops.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He thinks you're trying to steal me away from him. He loves my love truncheon and he's jealous you'll get it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:03:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck makes you think I pay attention to or retain any information about your ratings, darling?
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huh? What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck makes you think I pay attention to or retain any information about your ratings, darling?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooooh Sphaggy!!!
The S&M talk always gets my panties wet. You brute! I'm going to ravish you tonight my little man bitch...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Sac, you dumb bitch.
What part of this review did you not understand? http://www.ubersite.com/m/86626#1933306
Scourge, tell me another gay joke.
It's like repeatedly jamming my dick in the car door. I want to stop because the pain is unbearable, but I know that if I do, I'll be stuck there until someone comes along and opens the door for me again.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, my gay lover Sphaggy is the culprit.
He is ashamed of his love of penis and tries to hide his strong appetites by pretending hate for me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooh saw this on MRR..someone's doing you favors, scourge.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fag
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphaggy, I'm getting hard here just thinking about your tight little 17 year old body. Wanna cyber with me big boy?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:15:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop being such a crybaby.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:06:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a bit bogged down at times, it was a nice imagery of summer though.
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Maybe ease off on a few adjectives and mix in a few more elliptical sentences, just to keep the descriptions from feeling too compressed?
You should check out the movie "HUD," which makes very effective use
of that slamming screen door image.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's being a crybaby?
What the hell are you on?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Stop being such a crybaby.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge, this was particularly amazing.
I love the description in your stories. They really make me feel like I am there. Not only make me feel that I am there, but I can step into the minds of your charactors. You kick some serious ass.
Aside from that:
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:08:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:09:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
**I actually just sent in a set of 0-10 inside mics, 3 Meggers, and 2 Valhalla Micro-ohm meters.**
now you're just making shit up
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I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Multiple email accounts YES. I even sent the request from a different IP and all. I don't use that hotmail account at all now that my Central Illinois hookup gave me a gmail invite. gmail kicks ass.
Pesach is Passover, it's just my way of acknowledging that Caul thinks I look like a, as he so nicely refers to it, 'kike'
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
bart won't allow me any alters either.
If it wasn't Pesach I'd kill him.
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what does this mean?
multiple email accounts, no?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks ghola. I get to caught up dicking around on other peoples posts to put up my own. I appreciate the compliment.
Sphaggy- I LOVE YOU BABY. COME HOME TO DADDY.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sorry i didn't get around to reading this yesterday.
i was busy eating pie.
mmm pie.
this was a good post though.
i wish you'd post more often.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:55:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
You silly little cock gobbler!!
There is such a club. JonnyX and Axolotl both belong to it as well.
Thanks for being a jackass Sphaggy, the hits you get me are appreciated. Just through two reviews you got me over 100 extra hits on my last post.
That's why I love you. You always help out the little guy.
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The amount of hits/reviews/heat YOU recieve do not affect ME at all.
Therefore, I don't care.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:23:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
It doesn't hurt all that much Mediocre_Daniel. MAN UP.
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I'm giving you a +2 on this with this reply,
When you have your entire back done, as your 1st tattoo, you let me know that it doesn't hurt sir.
Please respond whenever you have time.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone noticed that I can't spell? I just thought I'd ask.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bart won't allow me any alters either.
If it wasn't Pesach I'd kill him.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No problem...I can't seem to register any alter from this IP so I had a lot of fun!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You dirty son of a bitch. I could have sworn it was Sphaggy.
Thanks for the hits you got me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
usrname: pokeypecker
psswd: faggot
he's banned though
Dude, I was bored out of my mind and you could easily tell it was me
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're bullshitting Caul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not bad, you fucking kike!!
p.s. i was pokeypecker yesterday :-D
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Standing on the corner watching
Cars
Go
By
Do you find me attractive?
I will be your slave
I will do anything
Just press the button
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 17:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You silly little cock gobbler!!
There is such a club. JonnyX and Axolotl both belong to it as well.
Thanks for being a jackass Sphaggy, the hits you get me are appreciated. Just through two reviews you got me over 100 extra hits on my last post.
That's why I love you. You always help out the little guy.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess this COULD have been worthwhile.
I'll never know.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no such club.
Post something worthwhile and you'll get a better rating.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Over two and a half hours Sphaggy? Are you slipping in your old age or something? C'mon, I know you can do better than that. Try and keep up you sad little bitch.
So, am I in the -2 for life club now as well? That's cool.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This wouldn't have even gotten a review from me, had you not insinuated that I was in control of Pokey_fucker's account.
You're a dumb cunt.
Live by the sword, die.. etc
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh, can't be bothered reading it.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:36:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:44:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
badass said it for me. I liked the imagery here
Ditto that. Very nice.
Call me bandwagoner.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks all.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fucking THERE.
Brilliant.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:44:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
badass said it for me. I liked the imagery here
Ditto that. Very nice.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My cats toy with the poor crickets mercilessly and for great periods of time. The poor little things have to cower in corners and hope for a fighting chance, but they can't resist the urge to make a racket. Every time. Stupid crickets. They bring it on themselves. All they had to do was shut the hell up.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with the general consensus that I got a bit bogged down at times, it was a nice imagery of summer though. Personally, to me nothing says summer more than the sound of lawn sprinklers and rattling old fans in the window.
and crickets
specifically that one fucking cricket that gets in the house that you never can find and then eventually one of the cats gets it, but all you ever see of the carnage are a couple of legs
that could just be me though
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
badass said it for me. I liked the imagery here
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lishy- I'll look into it my dear Uber ex-wifey. For you, anything.
CT- I wrote this one in a committee room too. My job is a lot of hurry up and wait. When we have something going on, it goes down very quickly. When we don't, we have some downtime that needs to be filled. I do it by writing or drawing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell do you find time to write great stuff like this when you're so busy in the state capital saving us from the clutches of Blagojevich?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have something in a FUPA-esque poem re: innocence/experience due by Monday?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah badass, I was thinking it may have been getting a little heavy handed in that way. Then I got lazy and didn't do anything about it.
I actually wrote this a few days ago and never bothered to post it. I have in line -- two APW posts completed, two complete written stand alone pieces, one series completed and about thirty things in the works.
I get more enjoyment out of the threads now then I do from babysitting my own posts and so I don't post much.
Anyone want to buy some posts? Guaranteed worth at least a solid 1.5, your own reputation and name recognition not being taken into account.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<insert witty comment>
I got nothin'.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome imagery, indeed.
It's too loud in here at the moment to allow me to completely lose myself in this. I'm going to meditate to it later, though.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good imagery
be careful about letting descriptive words and phrases interupt your flow.
(that was my Wil Farrell, Old School moment...now back to being a complete dipshit.)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I need a vacation.
T minus how many until I get my Sphaggy and Shlongy auto -2s?