n00berfest: my list of music that sucks (sorry is this late? i have a camwhore too) (929 hits)
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Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-13 14:20:53 EDT
Hello there Uber, how're you doing today? I'm fine, thank you. Well I saw that yesterday you guys had a fun looking contest going on and I hope I didn't miss the deadline or anything because I'm really excited to have finally gotten my email confirmation numbers and finally post for a change. I've been a lurker for like I don't know maybe six or eight months or something, but it's finally time for me to show you what I'm made of (no not poop! Ha! Beat you to it! How long is it acceptable for me to type in parentheses?)
Okay, but seriously though here is my list of music that sucks and some good reasons why:
1) The Beatles. What are you guys like named after some kind of bug? You all sure look like bugs especially when you play your goofy guitars and bob your heads like BEATLES ON A LOG!!! LOSERS!!! You know that song by that one guy about the world being better without religion or something? Well it'd be a LOT BETTER WITHOUT YOU, BEATLES!!!!
2) Ace of Base. You saw the sign? Oh well that's just great, I see those too all the time you bastards. It's called opening your eyes when you drive! When are these people going to get a clue that life isn't all about lipstick and cocks, huh?
3) Led Zeppelin. I can play almost all of his songs on my Squire Jr. acoustic without even looking at the fret board, that's how simple it is and that's how good I am. Don't believe me? I don't give a shit because it's true. Anyone with that simple of music should like get hit by a train or bus or something and not die right away. I wish I could understand what the fuck he was singing about. Actually no I don't because the lyrics probably suck as much cock as Ace of Base. Maybe they should get a room or something.
4) The Cure. The cure for what? AIDS? Doubt it, those bunch of butt-humpers can't even play a keyboard right, much less make good sounding music. What'd they take lessons from the Beatles or somebody like them?
5) Cream. WHAT IS THIS A COFFEE SHOP LIKE STARBUCKS?!?! You damn fools why don't you go back to the chalkboard and think of a better name than something that rhymes with team. And that Clapton guy, what a fucking loser. Except for that song he had on the Phenomenon soundtrack, that was good. Caught myself humming to it a few times and I thought it had a catchy bridge or melody thing to it.
Well there you have it guys, please consider me for your votes for the contest and I promise you I won't let you down in the next round if I make it. As a preview for you I'll tell you that my next post is going to be about the list of music that is awesome today (including bands like Good Charlotte, Blink 182, and more of that good stuff like that.)
(Oh I put it under the category of 'romance' because I thought that it fit the best out of the categories that were given. Is there any way that I can make up my own category like a 'list' category or a 'music' one? Let me know.)
This is a picture of me. Sorry I just got a haircut and I didn't really like it that much but I had to get one so there you have it.
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-06-11 20:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 to negate Zanatos. Poor kid, I mean, he's already in Wisco!
Submitted by Zanatos (user info) at 2006-06-11 20:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh. -2 because you write like you think you're an authority on creative writing...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:56:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
I get it. Well played. But, again, this is an instance where I will actually rate your posts and not you.
(And I'll use these (little guys right here) as much as I want, ass-plumber. It's better than typing all lowercase, all the time, and diverting off into some comment about circus midgets.)
All I'm saying is, stop acting like D-Prime used to, and ETS still does.
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NO ONE acts like D-Prime. No one else here is that arrogant. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beatles and Cream make a very good breakfast. Also, they are two
of the FINEST BANDS IN ROCK AND ROLL, EVER!!!
Your knowledge of music is just as broad as your knowledge of sex. . .
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pffft! Yes, I did get it, i.e. n00berfest.
I was attempting to play along.
Pffft.
Failed again.
*splat*
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:20:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no good reason you can come up with to say The Beatles suck. However, I can think of several reasons why you suck.
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i'd like to hear them!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at this fucking idiot...
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mr_Mischief
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Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOuld you look at that! I slipped!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There is no good reason you can come up with to say The Beatles suck. However, I can think of several reasons why you suck.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I get it. Well played. But, again, this is an instance where I will actually rate your posts and not you.
(And I'll use these (little guys right here) as much as I want, ass-plumber. It's better than typing all lowercase, all the time, and diverting off into some comment about circus midgets.)
All I'm saying is, stop acting like D-Prime used to, and ETS still does.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
forensic girly, did you miss noob fest thing yesterday? this was a double joke. one it was a joke on a noob missing a contest and trying to post in on it a day late. and two, well two i guess it was just a joke on noobs for the fest to begin with or something... i don't know, really... ask somebody that works here i guess...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
2) Ace of Base.....................When are these people going to get a clue that life isn't all about lipstick and cocks, huh?
--It's not?!?!?!?!? Woe unto me! <weeps> How the hell am I gonna rework my cognitive schema to incorporate this new information?!?! <double weeps>--
3) Led Zeppelin......Anyone with that simple of music should like get hit by a train or bus or something and not die right away. I wish I could understand what the fuck he was singing about. Actually no I don't because the lyrics probably suck as much cock as Ace of Base. Maybe they should get a room or something.
--<triple weeps> Duuuuuuuude! Zep totally RAWKS!!!! How can you not get happy when you hear Plant scream like a 7 year old girl in the Immigrant Song?!?!?!?!?
5) Cream. WHAT IS THIS A COFFEE SHOP LIKE STARBUCKS?!?! You damn fools why don't you go back to the chalkboard and think of a better name than something that rhymes with team. And that Clapton guy, what a fucking loser.
I thought Cream was a euphamism for ejaculate. Silly me.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*face explodes
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-04-13 16:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awww...a baby fupa!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mr_Mischief (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:34:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
So Led Zeppelin and Cream are bad but you consider GC and Blink to be good music? what are you? 11?
Fuckin Emo. Shut up
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way to miss the point of 'n00berfest', you fucking tool.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats good stuff
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The pic cracked me up waaay more than it should have.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*implodes*
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 15:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mr_Mischief (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:34:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
So Led Zeppelin and Cream are bad but you consider GC and Blink to be good music? what are you? 11?
Fuckin Emo. Shut up
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what's an emu?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice pants!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 geeks
Submitted by Mr_Mischief (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So Led Zeppelin and Cream are bad but you consider GC and Blink to be good music? what are you? 11?
Fuckin Emo. Shut up
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You really should stand up straight. You're going to ruin your back with posture like that.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so like does this mean i win? i think the list is the best i've seen out of the ones i saw yesterday and i think that was the only day for the contest.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for ace of bace.
they are teh roxxors!!!!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope that IS Wardy.
So hot.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snicker snicker
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
who puts plates on the walls nowadays