FUPA: Final Round & Round 4 Wrap (3064 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-04-13 17:09:11 EDT
Rd. 5: INNOCENCE/EXPERIENCE -- posts due by 4.17
Winner announced 4.19
Some notes on this round:
Posts are due by 11:59PM Eastern, Monday, April 17.
No random pairings or magic hats this round, as it's just the two survivors of this four week trail of tears. Looks like scourge was right with his prognostications after all. I'd get him to tell you his picks for the World Series and Super Bowl as soon as possible. But don't buy anything he has to say about those ghey Cardinals (the St. Louis kind).
Your final two:
In the red corner, wearing CVB trunks and Doc Martens and hailing from the land of William Penn...
She carries with her a record of 4 wins and 0 losses, with all of her victories coming by way of knockout. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to give you the Harlot of Scarlet, the Beast from the East...SACRILICIOUS!
And in the blue corner, wearing a dingo skin thong and boomerang heels. She comes from the Outback, and carries an impressive record of 4 and 0 as well. She weighs in at ____ lbs., with 78% of that made up of purely pendulous poetic paps. Let's give a warm O-Man's Palace welcome to the Sheila of Sydney, the Wonder from Down Under....CIRCE!
I want a good clean fight. No low blows (unless you take your pants off).
Keep your hands up and shirt down at all times.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
LET'S GETITAWN!
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Round 4 wrap:
Sacrilicious proves a maneater yet again, as she rips the still-beating heart from Bubba's aging chest and makes him watch as she steps on it with her little boots. Bubba has fallen into shadow.
Sacrilicious - The Modern Madonna: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86462
Lish's analysis of one of her favorite paintings, and her thoughts on what the Virgin was really like.
Bubba2341 - Mother: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86431
Bubba continues to impress with a piece about Nature, Man, and their relationship. A good, cautionary turn at the end.
Circe's savage knockers claim another victim, as she wallops gofer's sternum until he taps out.
goferferhire - Magnificent City - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86469
A different take on the theme than you'd expect, gofer's piece fuses music and the city to create a short, but very atmospheric, poem.
Circe - Kalgoorlie - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86476
Circe takes us to the desert and shows us its secrets, its people, it's beauty and pain.
This long haul is almost over. Bravo to the lot of you for sticking it out for so long.
Good luck.
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't wait til SUPA next year. I'll try and bring the A-game, if I have one.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember to get your votes in by 11:59PM Eastern tonight, kiddos.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry I didn't keep up with this now. I'll have to try to go back through the posts on down days.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, gofer- pandora's an awesome site. I can't believe it took me as long as it did to find it.
I approve of this link for those of you that haven't experienced it.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this doesn't warrant an actual post, but I'm sure you'd all like to look at
www.pandora.com
if you haven't already. It's a really good service for music nerds like me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUMP
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Sacrilicious - 12 Years: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86723
Circe - Full Circle: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86730
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh scourgey? If you could just direct your gaze yonder:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86769
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your timing is shite my Aussie chum.
I'm in there like swimwear.
The blues? MY contest. I have that bitch won. Put me down. Ummmm, what else? Yeah.
Ole Stagger decided he wants heat, he's going to run a contest. I've been waiting for the next one to roll around.
gah
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 01:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed, my timing appears to be errant.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 01:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the blues, Stag, but I don't think it's my bag to write about them for a comp, exactly. I'm not old, male, or black enough, I don't think.
I think we're all going to bed about now over here, but I bet you'll drum up interest on this soon enough.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, I have one bite of interest. Intense. Maybe I should've waited til you put up the winning announcement of the FUPA to ask about this...that'll get nice n heated.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be up for something like that.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do i really have to read both of these?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, the idea was basically to take a bunch of blues themes (travelling stories, revenge, the devil, whatever) and do a round-by-round theme thing. People could post blues songs or poems or prose or whatever they felt like based on those themes.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoops, I get it now. Dumbass that I am. Never mind.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well tell us more of what you had in mind, my good (alter) man.
Writing blues songs? Writing pieces inspired by blues songs? Trying to capture the 'blues spirit' in a story?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't tell if that means you're interested in the blues comp.
I'd hate to post the thing and find there's no interest.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please. There will always be enough O to go around.
Besides, I've been working on a mighty losing streak as of late...how can I not keep that going?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, but you can write ze poems. I've seen you do it. And poems are of course welcome submissions too, in fact they probably work better than prose for the sort of thing I have in mind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I for one refuse to be part of a fucking competition that does not include Orgasmatron. 'Cause what good is fucking if there isn't going to be any O? *pouts*
Stag- I'm how do you say "not so good" with the stories. I'll read and rate the hell out of them, though.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't give me that, I know you're all there.
Waiting.
Watching.
And so forth.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey there FUPA people...
If I put together a competition based around blues-themed stories, who would be interested?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And where the fuck is Captain Thorns, by the way?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:03:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR OUTDOOR FUCKING!
I'm SO in.
I want to be on top in the bracket.
O, come and make it happen.
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Oh no no no no. I've hosted one competition too many this year, obviously.
It seems that when I put something together, the jackals gather. We can't have that again, now can we?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:03:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR OUTDOOR FUCKING!
I'm SO in.
I want to be on top in the bracket.
O, come and make it happen.
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You take the top, you bounce and you flop,
Your boobies methodically shaking
Teh pine trees we sees
Are green as yer steeze
A Nature film here in the making.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tottenham Hotspur 1, Manchester United 2
and it's about damn time.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR OUTDOOR FUCKING!
I'm SO in.
I want to be on top in the bracket.
O, come and make it happen.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, assholes, drop yer cocks and grab yer keyboards. This contest
has lasted longer than the Crusades (thanks, Shlongy). Stop choking
your chicken and rate the final posts in this comp!!
Since I got my ass whupped, I'm ready for the next comp.
We need one to go with the old saw: "First of May, first of May,
outdoor fucking starts today."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-17 17:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you my loves.
scourge needs time like he needs a drink and a place to plant himself, proper like and good.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-17 17:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
11:59 PM Eastern, Wed. April 19
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 17:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe it's Wednesday night, scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-17 17:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
when is voting closed?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love ghola.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so pleased that I will merely wave cheekily at Licious and smile benevolently.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86730
Aaaaaand I'm spent.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate a few of you right now.
ghola for lying about pie.
redskies for football.
Orgasmatron for..well, OK, I can't hate Orgasmatron.
THS IS WORSE THAN MY BIRTHDAY!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOD FOR YOU.
Someone should care. It just isn't us.
I'm sure there's a chatroom you can join, pumpkin.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4:1 to us. I am now dancing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3:1 to us! COME ON
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEEEEY ALAN SHEARER
I WANNA KNOOOOW HOW YOU SCORED THAT GOAL
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2:1 to us
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MICKY CHOPRA
AND NOW A PENNER!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 10:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-17 08:28:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy (late) Easter, everyone. Did the bunny bring you a head cold, too?
I swear, I should just start injecting zinc into my eyeballs...
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Aww, sorry you're sick, O.
Need some vitamin S? It'll make you feel good..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 10:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate Justin Hoyte
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-17 08:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sacrilicious - 12 Years: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86723
Circe -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy (late) Easter, everyone. Did the bunny bring you a head cold, too?
I swear, I should just start injecting zinc into my eyeballs...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:58:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Erid Krist! G'deya! n erid she!"
______________________________________
No no no, Joe. Dis is 'Melica. You must say Engrish...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Erid Krist! G'deya! n erid she!"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh oh..
I'm in trouble, then..*hides mirror and dollar bill covered in gravy*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:00:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, C_A_T_A_L! Imma need it against the Aussie MILF. But really, *preemptive concession speech* I'm just in it for the experience at this point.
On an unrelated note- is it possible to die from a mashed potato overdose?
Serious question.
__________________________________________
Only if you mainline or snort 'em. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, C_A_T_A_L! Imma need it against the Aussie MILF. But really, *preemptive concession speech* I'm just in it for the experience at this point.
On an unrelated note- is it possible to die from a mashed potato overdose?
Serious question.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-04-16 16:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to see this is still going strong. Good luck Sacrilicious (you too Circe).
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-16 14:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Al Masih kam! Hakan kam!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 14:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me? Serious? Don't be silly.
I mean, be silly.
Forum, against 'em, it all feels good to me.
I'm off to dinner.
Hope the pig doesn't resurrect himself before we're done.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:31:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
SERIOUS WRITERS' FORUM.
___________________________________
You're gonna get serious now? Does that mean I must as well?
You're either forum or against 'em...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:31:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
SERIOUS WRITERS' FORUM.
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Sundays are for the silly.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SERIOUS WRITERS' FORUM.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fartwater alert!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!!
And when the Earth reverses its spin, you shall be last.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never bubbles. Never.
I'm too serious.
Am I kidding?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Old bathwater? Did you make bubbles in said water?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No.
Pyjamas are for suckers.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Australia is not real. It's like Neverland. Lots of boys running around in pyjamas while a one legged grown up threatens to disembowel them.
Kinda like Uber really.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Real world? I'm living all your days before you get to them. It's like you're playing in my old bathwater or something.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, Stag, it's only 10:00 AM here in teh real world.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Easter's been over for just about two hours.
But thanks, and back atcha.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm hip!! I only need to write ~18,000 more reviews to catch Shlongy. :-(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:44:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Easter, Bunnies!
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Yeaster. My ol' lady used to have that problem. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Easter, Bunnies!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:06:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote is NOT my ubersqueeze.
Bickerstaff is my ubersqueeze.
Bigmike is my ubercrush.
Snark is my ubercabanaboy.
Coyote is my uberhusband.
Jesus I HATE when I have to spell shit out for you people.
Christ.
Geez, I thought you forgot all about me. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh, that was supposed to say reprehensible RATINGS. . .
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-15 01:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bubba- you should post that.
But "in vain"? NEVAR. Without my poetic ubermenz to inspire me, I'd be nothing.
You're also incorrect in that I'm not wearing any pants.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-14 22:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reprehensible rantings, retarded rotten rants,
Cocky little womenz, who think they wear the pants
Their metaphoric penii they stroke with open glee
Teh Bubba and the Gasm are both too hard to pee.
Destroyed by shitty 'viewers, our work was done in vain
We thought our work fantastic, we thought we had a brain
Our battered asses took the shot that ripped our souls asunder
But we'll be back to rip thy crack, and slap your tits with thunder.
Poor repartee' is always done by those who took the beating
We emulate the lowly sheep, wide-mouthed and loudly bleating
Beware the Ides of every month, for we shall be returning
And hope that you will leave us not, with asshole slowly burning.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-14 22:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:18:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:47:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, why does Saccy McSacsac get an uberharem? I'm not happy with this turn of events.
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What's mine is yours, girl. We own this place now.
________________________________________________________________
Can you say taxes? Ownership taxes are a bitch. Will it be worth the cost?
Gasm and Bubba got their asses whupped,
On their lousy showings the Ladies have supped
Teh boobies and jiners have shown us the way
Consider, young Girlies, a much brighter day. . .
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Honk?
I'm shocked that, amidst all that action below, Sphag and nitty haven't shown up yet to lambast this post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
One of my FUPAs has an ad for "dating fat women".
I'm sure my mom appreciates that little touch on her tribute.
WaWa?
WaWa kicks ass.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've got Wawa ads, Lish.
Not really, but you should.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I look at it there is no ad. Every time. All my other posts have ads that I can see MYSELF. This one has Docs again.
That reminds me that I need to get a new pair of them. My oldies are ten now. They get to retire to a place of honor in my bedroom.
SEE, advertising works!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's an ad for "Bose" on your post, scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No silly, I was the one who commented about the ads first.
This one was RuP{aul doll, then it was Doc Martens, now its RuPaul again. Mine had no ad. I'm going to see it again and see if something popped up. Maybe my post was just too good for the google dealy and it died when it got there
Thats what my money is on anyway...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now the ad here is for Doc Martens.
I'm getting very nervous about this...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to comment earlier- auto +2 for there being "Doc Martens" ads due to the reference.
scourge- you probably have ads turned off.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My last post has no ad that I can see. What the hell does that mean?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drag queens and trannies heart the O-Man.
Deal with it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The ad on this post is for the RuPaul doll.
How fascinating that an Orgasmo post has drag queens as the ad...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd NEVER! *cowers* I was afraid you'd hit me.
Again.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd never raise my hand to the Boy in anger. He's my favorite person on the planet, bar none.
You're his Aunt Lishy, why would you suggest such a thing? For shame...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget to give him some hard slaps on the back. Nothing puts fear into a kid like temporary asthma.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The boy is going to get his first Easter beating tomorrow. I'm proud to follow in my parents footsteps.
No basket for him either.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There were days like that in my house, too.
But I still got an Easter basket.
Sheesh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will not be getting an easter basket.
As you well know my parents celebrated this particular holiday by handing out beatings and then a trip to church, where we were expected to beg for forgiveness for all that we had done wrong. Then more beatings. Then chores. Then porridge, more beatings and a beating for good measure before more begging for gods forgiveness and sleep.
That was how most other days went as well, my mom just wore a hat that day.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not so much excited, as overcaffeinated.
I hope I get an Easter basket.
I like candy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is the excitement over? Did you get that oiled up picture of me that I sent you finally?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so excited!
I'm so excited!
I'm so excited!
I'm so scared..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 too many syllables I'M SO EXCITED
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vibrator's missing
What to do, to do, to do
Peon, can I borrow yours?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd stay here and play
My work is closing up now
See you on the flip
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rocking with a grunt.
I shouldn't have had that corn.
3 GPF. Boosh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This just in Uber
Peon blinded by bra, NOES!!
How can I help her?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One time at band camp
I got licious with Licious
In bushes Scourge hid
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as the sun goes down
I find my old home burgled
I'll write a hate post
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bought a new bra
But my tits are too heavy
Strap snapped in my eye
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sparrow swoops too low
his wings save him, grace is his
truck window, he's dead
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where is the peon
her breastestestes I miss
mammaries I love
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fountain of babies
Wear my ointment on your brow
Prostate asploded
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha ha ha
That was the best one yet ex-wife
ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A nose like Hawkman's
Rancid as gummy blowhjobs
Minor league baseball
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spurt spurt spurt spurt spurt
skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
Biggest load evar
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a mans man
scotch golf scotch golf scotch scotch golf
I spank to teen porn
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scourge would watch as well
hard penis in hand, lubed up
he would spurt a lot
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peon's teh hotness
Yes, we should jello wrestle
O & Phuzzy: Watch
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent Peon.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did I do that right?
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Naked women mmmmmmmm
Jello filled tubs I do love
I need private time
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wants fel-lish-io
Not gonna get any 'til
He changes his tune
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I heart nitty's cock
Look, it's drama! And I helped!
Say that in real life
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Minus two die fag
pop your zits dipshit moron
I bang all the broads
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my wallet is huge
out your mouth across the bar
I will knock your teeth
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'mos, I hate the jerk
circle you engage in here
Freddy Kreuger says
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's never too much gay.
Just like there are never too many Shlongy haiku:
Beak nosed, he rises
Dip shit dip shit dip shit dip
Woody Harrelson
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That poem is gheyerific!
I can't have hard feelings towards you my poem friend. Only hard nipples. And other stuff.
Now we have officially reached the point of too much gay. I'm cool with that though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 mutual masturbation.
"It's so beautiful.." *wipes away, tear*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O-Man bought a flowerpot and loaded it with roses
Then he stripped the clothes off from his head down to his toeses
He held the pot at crotch-height and he walked on down the street
The cracked and dirty pavement warmed the bottoms of his feet
He stopped at scourge's front door and he rang the little bell
It opened and there stood the man he'd come to love so well
"I'm sorry I upset you, would you like to see my flower?
It's hidden under all these petals, come - let's to the shower."
Water fell around them as the roses, unattended,
Sat upon the sink while in the stall the two men mended
Fences broken by harsh words and hookerish damnations
But all was set right once again by mutual masturbation.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So what you are saying is that the winner will be decided by a free-for-all ladies wrestling competition
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's too late. I'm already gone. I didn't even write this review.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just quoting As Good as it Gets, scourge.
Felt this post needed a little Nicholson.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA PWNED, red.
Too bad you're already gone drinking to see it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what *I* know about soccer/football/whatever the fuck???
I know this:
"Godverdomme, kick da ball! KICK IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! AAAAHHHH FUCK, WHY DA FUCK DO YOU EVEN BODDER? IK HAAT JE! VUILE CANKER HOER!"
That's what I know. And it all happens at 3 in the fucking morning.
So when you say "football" I say "fuck off, i don't know what you're talking about and I'm gonna forget you exist, fuck you"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's the way O talks to all his hookers, scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:40:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where do they teach you to talk like this?
In some Panama City "sailor, wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it Getaway Day and your last shot as his whiskey?
Go sell crazy someplace else...we're all stocked up here.
==
I don't understand this review. Are you talking to ME? I thought you loved me?
FINE. I'm leaving. Forever.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:44:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a limey crossed with a kangaroo and I don't even know what sport you're talking about, let alone love it.
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Circe, we talk of The Beautiful Game. The sport of the people. Football. Which all nations participate in, and which your nation finally gets to go to a World Cup that really matters. The greatest competition in the world.
Baseball is for fairies and acorn dicks.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a limey crossed with a kangaroo and I don't even know what sport you're talking about, let alone love it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:42:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
No, we DON'T love it. That's what I'm telling you. WE DON'T CARE.
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You lot don't count - you need disenfranchising. If I had my way other people would pick your politicians. And there's a part of you that can't help but think that's a good idea.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, we DON'T love it. That's what I'm telling you. WE DON'T CARE.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's right. A limey sport - because WE INVENTED IT and everyone else loves it - as opposed to your petty games, which only the Canadians play. And they're only a country by default.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where do they teach you to talk like this?
In some Panama City "sailor, wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it Getaway Day and your last shot as his whiskey?
Go sell crazy someplace else...we're all stocked up here.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU about your limey sport.
OKTHXBYE
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:29:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
In three hours and ten minutes, the Mackems will be relegated at our hands.
Fear.
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Everyone stop talking about horses. This is far more important. I predict 4:0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ten dollar fucky fucky?
Me love you long time sailor boy!
Numba one fucky box! You get right here!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SUPA NUMBA ONE BOOM-BOOM
(fo spesha price)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:27:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, Coyote, much as I adore you - and I do - and much as I worship your wife - and I do - you've developed a fucking obsession with horses that frightens me.
I'm TIRED of sitting on AIM with you and comparing the merits of an Arabian's ass vs a mustang's ass.
LOVE ME FOR ME, GODAMN YOU. NOT FOR ME AS I WOULD BE IF I WERE SOME KIND OF HORSE WOMAN HYBRID WITH GENETICALLY MODIFIED PERKY BOOBS AND FOUR LEGS AND A WEIRD SNAPLOCK CUNT
YOU BASTARD
I HATE YOU
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You know, I may as well come clean now, Orgasmatron. I feel like this some days, too.
Only replace "wife" with "Ms O", and "horses" with "transvestites".
The rest still applies.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In three hours and ten minutes, the Mackems will be relegated at our hands.
Fear.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snaplock cunt sounds rather frightening.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me love you long time no shit G.I.
Five dollar sucky sucky?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, Coyote, much as I adore you - and I do - and much as I worship your wife - and I do - you've developed a fucking obsession with horses that frightens me.
I'm TIRED of sitting on AIM with you and comparing the merits of an Arabian's ass vs a mustang's ass.
LOVE ME FOR ME, GODAMN YOU. NOT FOR ME AS I WOULD BE IF I WERE SOME KIND OF HORSE WOMAN HYBRID WITH GENETICALLY MODIFIED PERKY BOOBS AND FOUR LEGS AND A WEIRD SNAPLOCK CUNT
YOU BASTARD
I HATE YOU
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Work it, both of you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron cleared his head after the
Handjob he'd just paid for. "Wow, who the hell
Taught him how to shuffle the cards like that?
I'm a few ounces lighter. Daddy like."
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:17:42 (#)
Dear Coyote -
Please let me be your whorse.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
By God, you're as drunk as I am!
Whorse... that's awesome. How do you look in dapple grey?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Walk the street" said Sacrilicious to scourge
"Make some money, honey, or I'll cut you"
He set off, then, in leopard print and a
Zebra skirt, no hose for his too-thin legs,
Frightened by the passing cars, but much too
Frightened of his pimpstress to not do
As she told him, alligator purse slung
Across his shoulder, hitching up his skirt
To show a flash of dangle to the men
Across the street. "YOU WANT HOT DOG? EH? EH?"
They mocked him. He wept to himself. He walked
On, walking with conviction now, "I will
Not be made a fool like my Cardinals,
I will prove myself a daisy." He found
A man at a bus stop in need of love.
Two minutes and a spermy hand later
And he had his cash. Easy money. Pow.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Coyote -
Please let me be your whorse.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kill me.
That will be all.
Lyn
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:08:14 (#)
BROOD MARE
ESTRUS
DOMINANCE/AGGRESSION MATING RITUALS
THE AVERAGE HORSE HAS A TWO FOOT LONG DICK
PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR TWENTY MINUTES
-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jeez, I write one simple series of posts about sex with alien horse hybrids, and look what you turn into!
I was at the zoo the other day and let me tell you, giraffes are way more well hung than horses. Catherine the Great didn't know what she was missing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
redskies, Im only in love with you if I'm the big spoon.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:23:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:18:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:47:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, why does Saccy McSacsac get an uberharem? I'm not happy with this turn of events.
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What's mine is yours, girl. We own this place now.
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Stop pimping me out!
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Pimp me out all you want.
I likes it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He keeps a mistress called Hilarity
A woman known for tonguing, licky tricks
And though he loves ghola to a degree
He needs that purple tongue upon his prick.
"Pretend I am a shade tree on the plains"
He coos to her, her Jodie Foster smile
"Nibble on my leaves, I will bring you rain
And feed you as the waters fill the Nile."
She cranes her neck but still he thinks of Link
His ninja dear with stealthy lovin' ways
The mouth works well, he fills her to the brink
Another ghost of guilt to haunt his days.
He hates that he cheats on his better half
But he cannot say no to the giraffe.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apologies, Miss C, you know how to do it right.
scourgeoftheseas is my ubersqueeze.
Phuzzygish is my ubercrush.
Redskieslookfake is my ubercabanaboy.
ghola is my uberwife.
Orgasmatron is my uberhusband.
I'm hopped up on espresso.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BROOD MARE
ESTRUS
DOMINANCE/AGGRESSION MATING RITUALS
THE AVERAGE HORSE HAS A TWO FOOT LONG DICK
PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR TWENTY MINUTES
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote is NOT my ubersqueeze.
Bickerstaff is my ubersqueeze.
Bigmike is my ubercrush.
Snark is my ubercabanaboy.
Coyote is my uberhusband.
Jesus I HATE when I have to spell shit out for you people.
Christ.
Incipient Alcoholism Update: Canadian Club is shit, but it DOES make me feel like I'm hunting baby seals.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:53:32 (#)
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:50:16 (#)
Technically, a harem of males is called a stable.
Sorry, just had to contribute that.
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Thanks, Coyote- you should know, because you're Circe's main uberqueeze, aren't you?
-=-=-=-=-=-
The herd stallion to her brood mare, if you will.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O, you say safari and I think giraffes. I think giraffes and then I think of miss hilarity_ensues. A sad state of affairs
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies opened up the box
Redskies started blowing
Redskies stripped down to his socks
Redskies' date was growing
Redskies bent her o'er the couch
Redskies spread the lube
Redskies slipped past plastic lips
Redskies grabbed a boob
Ghola Dear came through the door
Ghola Dear heard thumping
Ghola Dear threw up a bit (when)
Ghola Dear saw humping
Redskies tried hard to explain
Redskies kept on rooting
Redskies told her he had needs
Redskies started shooting
Ghola Dear drew back her blade
Ghola Dear sliced quickly
Ghola Dear split the doll's bod
Ghola Dear felt sickly
Redskies withdrew from his date
Redskies said "I'm sorry"
Redskies then sexed Ghola up
A sexual safari
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:56:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:54:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! I put fighting pills in ghola's pie- they worked! WOO!
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is that what those were?
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Yep- Edible PCP. I made them myself.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you eat all the pie, you will be more Elvis than elvish.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've ruined that game for me Ghola. I can't separate you from the character of Link. So now he hits people with the master sword while shouting "I WILL NINJA YOU!" I demand satisfaction from you!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:54:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! I put fighting pills in ghola's pie- they worked! WOO!
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is that what those were?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:55:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:51:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmo shows us the way of true peace in our time. Please don't crotch punch me though. It really really hurts.
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good thing you're so far away.
i would SO crotch punch you.
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I would first dangle you by one elfish ankle over a bridge 'til you cried and begged for mercy. Then I would place you in the stocks so that the Octorocks could have their way with you.
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i'm not fucking elfish.
and i don't cry.
only pansies cry.
tis a fact.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:53:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:51:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmo shows us the way of true peace in our time. Please don't crotch punch me though. It really really hurts.
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good thing you're so far away.
i would SO crotch punch you.
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I would first dangle you by one elfish ankle over a bridge 'til you cried and begged for mercy. Then I would place you in the stocks so that the Octorocks could have their way with you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! I put fighting pills in ghola's pie- they worked! WOO!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:50:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Technically, a harem of males is called a stable.
Sorry, just had to contribute that.
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Thanks, Coyote- you should know, because you're Circe's main uberqueeze, aren't you?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:51:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmo shows us the way of true peace in our time. Please don't crotch punch me though. It really really hurts.
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good thing you're so far away.
i would SO crotch punch you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! That blow up doll has a name too you know! Just because I prefer the touch of Plastercine Polly to the touch of Link is no reason to pour scorn on my true love.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmo shows us the way of true peace in our time. Please don't crotch punch me though. It really really hurts.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see, redskies, see?
there's no poem about you and you're damned blow up doll.
it's about you and me.
i fucking hate you.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mother fuckers...
heh
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Technically, a harem of males is called a stable.
Sorry, just had to contribute that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love it when I contradict myself in something like this.
Which I did, with the soccer kicks.
LAME.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghola Dear and Redskies had themselves a little tiff
A fight with neither throwing stars nor hooligany kicks
He said she didn't smile enough which got her hot and miffed
So Ghola Dear cocked back her fist and punched him in the dick
"You missed my balls!" said Redskies, "Try again you little elf!"
(Though secretly he burned inside from stabbing penile pain)
She tried again, he caught her fist and made her hit herself
Ghola Dear tried to fight back, but it was all in vain
She gouged his eyes with nails, and he let her forearm go
Two little hands boxed both his ears and brought from him a scream
She pressed the fight but felt the impact of a pointed toe
As Redskies loosed a soccer kick and launched her through a screen
Outside now the two kept time, a punchy-kicky dance
Blood was drawn and bruises raised and both were spent and tired
She chopped his knees, he slapped her thighs and each one ripped their pants
And from the tears their nethers, bare, revealed their desire
Ghola Dear leapt up and landed right on Redskies' hips
They landed hard upon the grass and then she rolled him round
He tried to land a headbutt but she caught him with a kiss
And rocked her hips down over his and took him on the ground
The sex, yes, it was magical, all lusty, savage, fierce
They beat each other up and drew fresh wounds with every stroke
Her Triforce Redskies mastered as her Linkish lock was pierced
They hit the ground, a bloody mess, and said "We need a smoke."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So quickly you forget your spurned lovers! And that is why I will not deign to share a bed with thee! Fear of being callously cast aside once you had had your evil way with me. I'm better than that.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no idea who ganon is.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think you could sleep with Ghola anyway. Every time you touched her you would hear Nintendo sound effects.
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at least you wouldn't have to pull the string behind the doll's ear to hear her say
"ooohhhhhhhhh"
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I do my own sound effects thank you so very much. I can do voices and everything. Do you live with Ganon now that you've stopped fussing and feuding with him?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:43:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think you could sleep with Ghola anyway. Every time you touched her you would hear Nintendo sound effects.
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at least you wouldn't have to pull the string behind the doll's ear to hear her say
"ooohhhhhhhhh"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think you could sleep with Ghola anyway. Every time you touched her you would hear Nintendo sound effects.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:39:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:27:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Red- insult my wife and I will GUT you.
"Why do people keep saying Sacrilicious is Geiger's Alien? It's not right!"
They do? Is that supposed to be an insult? Cause that would be THE coolest thing EVAR.
I LOVE me some Giger. I want to look JUST like "LI I" OR, that thing on the Danzig album with the cock coming out of its face. Either one.
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I demand mpeg proof of Ghola smiling. And eating pie.
The Swiss man reference was regarding Orgasmo's comment. Two sets of lips. I immediately thought of the full grown Alien drooling and snarling prior to its disembowelment of a person with a haircut from the 80s.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Red- insult my wife and I will GUT you.
"Why do people keep saying Sacrilicious is Geiger's Alien? It's not right!"
They do? Is that supposed to be an insult? Cause that would be THE coolest thing EVAR.
I LOVE me some Giger. I want to look JUST like "LI I" OR, that thing on the Danzig album with the cock coming out of its face. Either one.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>>>I'm sorry little Ghola. You don't smile enough and you like cats far too much.
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i smile excessively. how on earth could you know either way?
because of "posed" pictures i took specifically for uber?
you're a complete douche and i hate you.
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you.
(and i have a stomach ache from eating too much pie.)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:11:36 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the pie post Ghola? I want to see a picture of you with pie filling smeared around your mouth. Then a close up of your distended belly after you have feasted on the goodness.
pie post to appear monday morning
and you are teh ghey redskies.
i hate you.
in fact, i will go -2 every one of your posts right now.
>>>I'm sorry little Ghola. You don't smile enough and you like cats far too much.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:11:03 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:03:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
And you make me smile every day, Jakey.
HA- I called you Jakey. Now I know YOU aren't smiling.
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I'm talking about a different smile though. The dreamy smile of a thoroughly satisfied woman.
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When you've made both sets of lips peel back into a satisfied grin, right?
>>>Why do people keep saying Sacrilicious is Geiger's Alien? It's not right!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:03:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the pie post Ghola? I want to see a picture of you with pie filling smeared around your mouth. Then a close up of your distended belly after you have feasted on the goodness.
pie post to appear monday morning
and you are teh ghey redskies.
i hate you.
in fact, i will go -2 every one of your posts right now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:03:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
And you make me smile every day, Jakey.
HA- I called you Jakey. Now I know YOU aren't smiling.
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I'm talking about a different smile though. The dreamy smile of a thoroughly satisfied woman.
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When you've made both sets of lips peel back into a satisfied grin, right?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
wifey- you aren't Jake's type because he's GHEY.
That's the only reason.
Comments below will explain.
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Now Licious is trying to mark me so that none of the other uberwomenz will go for me. I'm onto you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wifey- you aren't Jake's type because he's GHEY.
That's the only reason.
Comments below will explain.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the pie post Ghola? I want to see a picture of you with pie filling smeared around your mouth. Then a close up of your distended belly after you have feasted on the goodness.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:40:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola isn't my type.
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It's teh boobies, isn't it?
And you make me smile every day, Jakey.
HA- I called you Jakey. Now I know YOU aren't smiling.
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I'm talking about a different smile though. The dreamy smile of a thoroughly satisfied woman.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:58:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:40:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola isn't my type.
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It's teh boobies, isn't it?
And you make me smile every day, Jakey.
HA- I called you Jakey. Now I know YOU aren't smiling.
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what the hell guys
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:40:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ghola isn't my type.
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It's teh boobies, isn't it?
And you make me smile every day, Jakey.
HA- I called you Jakey. Now I know YOU aren't smiling.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I've already promised to make you smile should you come over to merrie olde Englande. Both before and after.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:37:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:32:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Scourge has fallen in love with me. Poor guy. I'm a heart breaker.
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Yeah, will you stop trying to steal my uberlovers?
First Orgasmatron, now scourge? Yet no ghola..interesting..
I thought you wanted me, but you actually want to BE me, don't you? You're like ghey single white female.
p.s.- They don't love you, and they never will.
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Ghola isn't my type.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:32:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Scourge has fallen in love with me. Poor guy. I'm a heart breaker.
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Yeah, will you stop trying to steal my uberlovers?
First Orgasmatron, now scourge? Yet no ghola..interesting..
I thought you wanted me, but you actually want to BE me, don't you? You're like ghey single white female.
p.s.- They don't love you, and they never will.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:30:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:23:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop pimping me out!
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No.
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Well at least lay off the rubber hose antics.
I think Scourge has fallen in love with me. Poor guy. I'm a heart breaker.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:23:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop pimping me out!
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No.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:18:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:47:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, why does Saccy McSacsac get an uberharem? I'm not happy with this turn of events.
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What's mine is yours, girl. We own this place now.
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Stop pimping me out!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:47:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, why does Saccy McSacsac get an uberharem? I'm not happy with this turn of events.
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What's mine is yours, girl. We own this place now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Circe's looking for some discreet NSA fun, and she can host.
Pass it on.
And someone call her a hairdresser, too.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, why does Saccy McSacsac get an uberharem? I'm not happy with this turn of events.
I'm also not happy with my hair.
I demand both these things be resolved by the end of.... whenever.
The kids and husband are gone for the night. I'm so alone. so very, very alone.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I prefer the Jehovah of NOVA, actually.
The Bareback of Fairfax, the Man Ass of Manassas, the Balls of Ballston, Hung in Dunn Loring, etc...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (