Peon's Parental Advice - (Chapter 1) Honesty (2245 hits)
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Submitted by Professional Peon (View user info) at 2006-04-13 18:27:50 EDT
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-31 12:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not sure how i missed this the first time.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-12-31 12:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:40:08 EDT (#)
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I like it when my womenz play with my nipples.
I do too.
funny stuff
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-31 12:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Such a great post...and such mammoth tits.
Where is she?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-22 01:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pretty much rate this whenever I see it on MRR.
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Come back, Peon.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:20:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-02 11:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still an awesome post.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-12-07 14:49:23 EST (#)
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I miss you. You need to post more often.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2006-09-08 21:31:13 EDT (#)
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You honestly have some really big boobs
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-22 02:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I lied.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-22 02:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did you get +2 on 108 reviews. I was going to be a dick and fuck that up, but I'm nice today.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-07-22 01:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-07-22 01:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I pretty much rate this whenever I see it on MRR.
Peon, did you ever see that you had a cameo in my "Life can be so nice" post?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-07-22 01:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PRO_PEON I have missed you! Be sure to pass that around the office on Monday. You said to remind you! And no, you didn't miss a thing, you ....... never ....... do !!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-04 10:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute kiddie..
like his mommie
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:10:14 EDT (#)
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I have no doubt your little bundle of joy will give mine a run for the money in the cuteness department.
Not until he's officially born of course.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:54:54 EDT (#)
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Feety doesn't even really have lips yet, let alone hair.
He'll be beautiful once he's older.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:58:17 (#)
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For having a cuter kid than Feety.
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I'M RIGHT HERE.
(fine, it's true).
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is on the MRR, that's the reason I'm reviewing it again. I didn't even look at the new reviews that put it there.
Mainly I hope one day to be in the same room as Peon and her two woman killing crew. I think the gravitational pull would ensure I was sucked in...
I'll just stop that.
So.
You have a cute kid.
That about does it for this review.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-28 14:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[taunting, singing and skipping about]
"Method weeeeeeennnnnt sluuuuuuummin! Method weeeeeeeeent sluuuuuuummin!"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For having a bad Baby Daddy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-28 13:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For having a cuter kid than Feety.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:20:17 EDT (#)
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easily the funniest post on uber in a long time. B@W!
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent. A tour de force.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I rated this... It's superb.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy I'm glad to see you still think it's funny even though you've sobered up.
I'm thinking of doing another one... maybe "Nudity is not optional"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:40:50 (#)
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I liked your Shlongy thought bubble.
Join the club.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:12:46 EDT (#)
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hahahah
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..
don't know whether to coo or laugh.. if I try to do both, I choke...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-14 22:53:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:24:57 (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Method comparison sealed it. Cute pic. The kid is cute too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:13:09 EDT (#)
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Fuck, this is PLATINUM GOLD!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:18:33 EDT (#)
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OH NOES! i +2'd myself.
I'm ghey
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could honey. My car inspection has been expired since January, and the boy toy has had his car registration revoked.
Plus, my mother would kill me if I went away this weekend. I didnt realize it was Easter Weekend. I gotta spend it with Method Jr.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're coming to my place this weekend, right? RIGHT???
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:40:50 EDT (#)
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I liked your Shlongy thought bubble.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lolocaust
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:55:52 EDT (#)
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makes sense to me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:46:40 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahaha this was great you crack head.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:31:07 EDT (#)
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No, no. I see the resemblance.
Does the child crave stuffed grape leaves and feta?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:14:10 EDT (#)
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It can't be Method's child. The head looks like it's the right size for his body.
This was beautifully ridiculous.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:56:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:17:38 (#)
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Funny. You took that last picture then worked backwards, I bet.
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Nah, that last pic is from his birthday party last year. I was toying with the idea of doing a post with his pictures, because I love the crazy faces he makes. I was cleaning up my picture folders last week and I'm looking at the pic at the bottom and thought that it looked like the Method sexy face from the uberdirectory.
That brought on the realization that Method is in fact my baby daddy.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the post made me laugh, but the exchange between scourge/redskies made me laugh so hard I cried and my boss asked me if I was ok...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love pirates
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:54:21 EDT (#)
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Where are my manners?
Your son is adorable!
And also, your picture reminds me a little bit of my mom, rest her soul, when she was young. It's haunting me now.
Mommy?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:40:39 EDT (#)
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omfg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:23:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:16:21 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
he looks just like you. Cute!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:13:07 EDT (#)
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This is really funny, and your son is too damned cute!
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:58:55 EDT (#)
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very cool.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:24:57 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Method comparison sealed it. Cute pic. The kid is cute too.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:17:38 EDT (#)
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Funny. You took that last picture then worked backwards, I bet.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:09:10 EDT (#)
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- What about that hot blond Captain Soapy ti...
- THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU YOUNG MAN!! WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!?!?!
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha - can't wait till that kid is old enough to post on Uber
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:31:12 EDT (#)
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hahaha hahahahahahhahahha!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-14 04:51:28 EDT (#)
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sweet
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:42:58 EDT (#)
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Kid, huh?
Hm..... that's nice.........
Want another?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:06:21 EDT (#)
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Creep - The funny thing about it is that he's not yelling in any of those pictures, he told me that he wants to be an actor, so he makes alot of faces. ESPECIALLY when I take his picture.
The picture at the bottom where it looks like he's screaming was a Lord of the Rings type play. He was a goblin and the kids were told to make scary faces and move in slow motion to scare the other kids.
It was cute.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:57:46 EDT (#)
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HAHA!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:53:10 EDT (#)
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Who knew someone could make looking at a screaming brat fun?
You truly have talents that may, with years of proper training and physician-monitored steroid use, someday come close to the enormity of your spectacular breasts.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:43:47 EDT (#)
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Cute kid
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:31:59 EDT (#)
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Awww Licious that's sweet.
Thank you
*blushes*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-13 21:03:58 EDT (#)
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This is one of the best posts I've ever seen.
Hope junior hasn't read about my lesbian advances on his mommy...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:44:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:39:17 EDT (#)
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Well fuck my ass and call me your sister.....
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:34:21 EDT (#)
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<Sticks thumb in mouth and lays his head on the soft, soft pillows.>
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:28:13 EDT (#)
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Awe, poor baby. You got left aww awone?
Put your head in mommy's pillows it'll be okay.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:00:54 EDT (#)
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I'm lonely. Where's my little poofter redskies?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:56:42 EDT (#)
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"serious writer's forum"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:50:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/78270
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You should really rate this. It's my favourite.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:50:08 EDT (#)
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Huzzah!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:49:47 EDT (#)
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Man date hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaa
I don't mind a man date every now and again
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:48:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:47:36 (#)
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Can I at least get the courtesy of a reach around?
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Of course! I am nothing if not a generous lover.
erm
Man date person
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:47:36 EDT (#)
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Can I at least get the courtesy of a reach around?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:44:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:43:09 (#)
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I'll be the grapefruit spoon
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Brings tears to the eyes
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:43:09 EDT (#)
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I'll be the grapefruit spoon
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:43:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:39:42 (#)
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Wait a minute, is that really your kid or did you just kidnap a Mexican baby so you could stuff drugs up his bum, smuggle him over the border, then raise him as your own?
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He could be Mexican. I found him wandering around the parking lot of a Kmart.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:42:32 EDT (#)
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That's why you have to be the little spoon Scourge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:40:08 EDT (#)
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I like it when my womenz play with my nipples.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:39:43 EDT (#)
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There's nothing wrong with man nips. They're perfectly normal parts of the body.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:39:42 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute, is that really your kid or did you just kidnap a Mexican baby so you could stuff drugs up his bum, smuggle him over the border, then raise him as your own?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:38:17 EDT (#)
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erm - any other words for man nipples?
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I think most guys call them "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH!"
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:36:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:32:31 (#)
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Pygmy's Penises
Black Bullets
Micro Cocks
erm - any other words for man nipples?
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I don't think about man bodies that often.
Ummm
Candy?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:33:57 EDT (#)
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Oh my god!!!!!
NIPPLES.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:33:49 EDT (#)
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High-larious!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:32:31 EDT (#)
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Pygmy's Penises
Black Bullets
Micro Cocks
erm - any other words for man nipples?
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:32:22 EDT (#)
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Good stuff.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-01-26 15:23:44 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-01-26 11:43:43 (#)
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I would like a sonnet about the glories of nipples.
This may become a sequence. Petrarch would be proud.
Of nipples I do sing and greatly praise -
Twin bullets, fleshen, God-spun bumps of joy,
I love them soft, I love them cold and raised,
It warms my heart to have them as a boy.
Baskin Robbins has its many flavors
Yet many races reign in Nippledom:
Some are tiny like holes in Life Savers,
Some plump as erasers, or midget's thumbs.
Down in Africa they droop gigantic,
In Asia they slant sideways like their eyes
Irish nipples smile, so romantic,
Some nubs have areola big as pies.
I'd lose myself in tits if not for sex:
Oh nipples, you're the things that I love best.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:30:17 EDT (#)
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Nipple poetry? ABOUT nipples or just referencing nipples in some small way?
This is getting really interesting
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:28:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:26:13 (#)
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Brown and warm and round. They're soft and luscious and head off my muscular pecs. You'd cream yourself.
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Hmmm. Tempting, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to insist on being the stone and not the sponge.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:27:02 EDT (#)
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I'm going to go find it.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:26:50 EDT (#)
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You guys are nuts
It's fucking HAWT!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:26:47 EDT (#)
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O wrote me a poem about nipples
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:26:13 EDT (#)
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Brown and warm and round. They're soft and luscious and head off my muscular pecs. You'd cream yourself.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:23:56 (#)
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I have fantastic nipples.
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Only a camwhore can settle that Scourge. And in the interests of fairness, both myself and Licious will donate pictures too. Fair?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:23:56 EDT (#)
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I have fantastic nipples.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:21:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:20:35 (#)
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I'M THE BIG SPOON.
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No dice Scourge. I have heard you have unsettling nipples, and I don't want them pressing into my back (no offence)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:20:35 EDT (#)
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I'M THE BIG SPOON.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:18:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:18:34 (#)
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Can we spoon after the big game? I love spooning.
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As long as I'm the big spoon yes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:18:34 EDT (#)
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Can we spoon after the big game? I love spooning.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:13:59 EDT (#)
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Well, I didn't know what the deal was with the whole "Method is pregnant, pass it on" thing was about, all I know is it was my inspiration for this post.
So I wasn't sure if it was something that you would get made about.
But you are much better looking then his father, so I may tell him that you are his real father. hehe
Cause I'm evil like that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:13:22 EDT (#)
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Excellent Scourge. Not the ball game please! How about we go watch Newcastle lose to Chelsea on the final day of the football season. You get to see London AND five thousand crying Geordies! Fun for all the family.
redskieslookfake.at.hotmail.co.uk <---- how fucking emo is my email address? I apologise.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:11:53 EDT (#)
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My cock's a pirate.
I'm going home.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:10:35 EDT (#)
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redskies: YES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:09:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:07:14 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:04:55 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:37:52 (#)
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So S&M AND Jew baiting?
YES
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Ah. Excellent. Fancy a man date sometime?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:04:55 (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:37:52 (#)
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So S&M AND Jew baiting?
YES
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:05:19 EDT (#)
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why would I hate you? This was funny as hell
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:04:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:37:52 (#)
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You shut up Mr. 'look at my super emo name'
If Peon says she loves pirates, then she loves pirates. I have faith in that.
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A scourge (from the Italian scoriada, ultimately from the Latin excoriare = "to flay" and corium = "skin", is a whip or lash, especially one used in order to inflict corporal punishment. The typical scourge (in Latin: flagrum; flagellum is the English derivative) has several thongs or lashes attached to a single handle, as in the Scottish tawse (equally leather, but usually only two or three) and the naval cat o' nine tails (which is made from thick rope).
Arguably, the most famous event in which scourging played a role was the punishment inflicted on Jesus Christ prior to his crucifixion.
The scourge or flail, and the solid crook, are the two symbols of power and domination depicted in the hands of Osiris in ancient Egyptian monuments; these show the unchanging form of the instrument throughout the ages.
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So S&M AND Jew baiting?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-13 19:01:24 EDT (#)
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Sounds like your having a hell of a time there Shlongy.
Method promise you won't hate me for doing this. I don't want to worry about going to an Ubercon and getting a boot in my ass.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:59:55 EDT (#)
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That's why I never use the expression!
Also, I've been at the Verizon Heritage all day and quite frankly, I'm kinda liquored up.
What a beave-fest this tournament is.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:51:17 EDT (#)
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It's B @ W, not B&W, Wilford Brimley
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:45:43 EDT (#)
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B & W!!!
And I don't think I've EVER used this stupid fucking expression.
But I'm hammered...been at the Verizon Heritage all day "entertaining clients", which really means "drinking heavily".
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:39:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:38:37 EDT (#)
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> = (
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:37:52 EDT (#)
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You shut up Mr. 'look at my super emo name'
If Peon says she loves pirates, then she loves pirates. I have faith in that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:33:15 EDT (#)
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I particularly love how your blonde tresses flow across your bounteous bosom, Lorilei-like, you beckon men to their doom....
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:31:40 EDT (#)
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Ghola is a ninja. That precludes her from loving a pirate.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:30:31 EDT (#)
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ghola is hot for pirates?
AWESOME
Except for the 'I'm married' part. Damn having a wife life.
<kicks at the dirt and walks away>
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:29:29 EDT (#)
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Ok, this is adorable and original.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-13 18:29:20 EDT (#)
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hehe