Bored At The Oval Office: The President's Guide (2605 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.54 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-04-13 23:29:42 EDT
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Submitted by shinebox (user info) at 2006-10-10 02:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are very good at these ubers
you seem to be very intrested in the politics
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SECURITY! THERE'S A TERRORIST IN MY SOUP!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TimTheBard: That's inconvenient, because I'm very fond of this particular formula, and variations on it. What about it do you dislike?
I used a similar style for these. They were all very well recieved, and one made B@W:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80568
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78548
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77276
Submitted by TimTheBard (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ugh. I hate this formula.
At least throw in a few inspired jokes or add some of your lovely MSPaint art to buffer crap like this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good, but not great
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
NIGHTCRAWLER!!!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Changed rating after reading this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86675#1934611
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AsshOly: I didn't think I gave him such bad grammar. I didn't make him sound any worse than he makes himself sound, really. Though, I can understand your point.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:46:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Epp is just another shitty alter.
Don't mind him.
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You're just mad because I was honest, gaygreening.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-15 16:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant for a +1 anyway, so here you go
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-15 16:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:00:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
OCG, I'd say a user in the 26000's with 18 reviews and no posts who's already that "assholish" is an alter.
There's a damn good reason my Shitty Alter Alert is almost never wrong.
I can seriously count 4 times where I was wrong.
It's uncanny.
Especially since I throw out as many now as Method does.
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most of the time i agree with your alert, but if there have been four times youve been wrong, then we've only had four new users in the past year and a half.
as for the post, giving bush bad grammar was worthy of a -2, but the rest of the post (soup, paintball, racism in the pool...) was enough to save it.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you've done better, but "Made me smile (+1)"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OCG, I'd say a user in the 26000's with 18 reviews and no posts who's already that "assholish" is an alter.
There's a damn good reason my Shitty Alter Alert is almost never wrong.
I can seriously count 4 times where I was wrong.
It's uncanny.
Especially since I throw out as many now as Method does.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#4
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
#4, man, that gave me a good laugh.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I chuckled
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ohh this was funny! Nightcrawler rules! That was the funniest part.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mildly amusing
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OneCheapGeek: You're right, that's why I wasn't sure if I really wanted to post this. GWB being an idiot jokes are way overdone. But, in the end, I decided that the picture of Condoleeza Rice being drowned was worth it.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-14 10:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:46:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Epp is just another shitty alter.
Don't mind him.
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
eppliks: Yeah, besides, your posts are way funnier.
Hey, someone didn't like this. Move on. It wasn't overly FUNNY. It was kind of clever, although it ended up rehashing the same "Shrub isn't intelligent" jokes over and over. Overall (for me) it was marginally better than a lot of the other shit that gets posted, so it got a positive. Barely. But not everyone shares my opinions.
Quit being a crybaby because he didn't give you a reach around. And Greening, quit trying to get into the Circle of Friends.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Is your refrigerator running?"
You always have the gheyest jokes on your posts. Like that Lego one where the dude says, "They're driving me nuts"
It's a funny thing though. Hope you got more.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was actually going to make an alter, and actually put effort into it, instead of stupid posts, but when the confirmation email took too long, I was just like, screw it, and used my account.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The expression on Bush's at the "Terrorists are in my soup!" line made me giggle-cough.
Well done, sir.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-14 09:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
merveilleux
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was OK, but B@W?!? I don't think so.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Soup.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-14 08:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA... terrorist in my soup.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SWEET JEBUS, THE EFFORT!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear we sent him the memo about the carpet. God damn it George.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The image of Bush yelling "Nightcrawler!" made this a +90
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epp is just another shitty alter.
Don't mind him.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eppliks: Yeah, besides, your posts are way funnier.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What Thorpie said.
I have seem things on B@W that are less worthy than this...
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It didn't make me laugh, inside or out.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:47:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
B@W gets tossed around far too much. This was better than most of the shit on here, but not what I would consider B@W material.
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Personally I consider B@W material to be SFW, short attention span requiring, reasonably intelligent and American/work centered posts.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give you 2 for the foot on condi's head. that made me laugh.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
B@W gets tossed around far too much. This was better than most of the shit on here, but not what I would consider B@W material.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is teh awesome.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-13 23:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A little short, but still...
B@W