That's not ironic, that's what happened. (797 hits)
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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2006-04-14 10:53:52 EDT
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This post sucks. It serves no entertainment purpose. It serves ONLY and exclusively to give shit to AJ Cassidy (PolypajamapantsAJ) because his lame-ass school, from his lame-ass state pissed off God and got its ass handed to it. I TOLD you what would happen if you continued with all that Sodomy and Gamorahy, AJ, you know I did.
This post is tasteless and base. It should not be condoned.
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First - I'm sure that AJ is okay because only one person was killt by the twistah, and that was when their mobile home (trailer) was knocked over. If AJ lives in a trailer, well, then I don't even feel bad if he died. The Midwest needs more seven-foot tall trailer trash like it needs a hole in the head.
Anyway, Iowa City, Iowa was hit by a tornado last night. Iowa City. Home of the University of Iowa Hawkeyes. NOT, their intra-state rivals from Ames, the Iowa State Cyclones.
Cyclones.
You know. Like, also known as tornados.
A cyclone took out the campus of the University of Iowa.
April 14, 2006
IOWA CITY, Iowa -- A tornado struck the University of Iowa on Thursday as severe storms ripped through eastern Iowa and western Illinois, spawning high winds and hail and killing at least one person.
The National Weather Service said the fatality occurred in Muscatine County, where a tornado toppled the victim's mobile home in Nichols.
''We're in disaster mode,'' an Iowa City dispatcher said.
At the University of Iowa, student Andrew Loffswold fled his apartment when he heard the howling winds of an oncoming twister. When he returned, his second-story apartment was in shambles, its roof torn off and its contents turned upside down.
''I'm just trying to salvage anything I can,'' said Loffswold, a 19-year-old student from Sioux City.
University spokesman Steve Parrott said classes are canceled today while crews repair the campus.
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Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2006-04-14 21:25:35 EDT (#)
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i like iowa, from what i've heard
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:38:01 EDT (#)
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no.
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:20:36 EDT (#)
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Have you ever gone by the alias Teefer?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:16:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:19:58 (#)
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does the mumps count as a plague?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12097831/
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Perhaps a new state motto is in order:
IOWA - We have Tornados and Mumps - Fear Us!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:43:30 (#)
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sean and porn don't rhyme either
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With that Limey kuunt accent it does.
Shorn minus the "R"
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:43:30 EDT (#)
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sean and porn don't rhyme either
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:42:03 EDT (#)
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Apollo is ALIVE! YAY!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:38:16 EDT (#)
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Once upon a time there was a man name sean
conceived in a tissue while his dad watched porn
poppa shoved the tissue up his mum's cunt
and seany boy was the result, such a whiny runt
the boys at school called him teeffafafaf you see
it was ironic because a black lady is all he wanted to be
With his tan his skin was orange
fuck nothing rhymes with orange.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:31:33 EDT (#)
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that was fucking stupid
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:19:58 EDT (#)
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does the mumps count as a plague?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12097831/
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:12:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:03:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:51:01 (#)
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Only someone from Minnesota would think of someone from Nebraska as a Southerner.
Well, Minnesotta, North and South Dakota, Wisconsin, Montana, Oregon, Washington . . .
Shut up. You know what I mean.
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Anything south of Iowa's on the other side of the Mason-Dixon as far as I'm concerned. And don't you have an episode of Friends to discuss with your pedicurist?
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:02:58 EDT (#)
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Yeah? Well . . . well. . . YOU'RE BORING!
STUPID-HEAD!
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:55:54 EDT (#)
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I _am_ proud to be a Cyclone. However at least one person died in that storm, so we won't pursue the irony. I take it AJ is a Hawkeye? In Memoriam, we will suspend the booing and hissing at Herky for one day.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:55:36 EDT (#)
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I wish someone else would do a post...this is very boring
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:51:01 EDT (#)
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Only someone from Minnesota would think of someone from Nebraska as a Southerner.
Well, Minnesotta, North and South Dakota, Wisconsin, Montana, Oregon, Washington . . .
Shut up. You know what I mean.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:31:26 EDT (#)
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FRIENDS??? Here I thought you were a moderately fundamentalist Southerner and all along you're some bagel-eating cream cheese New Yorker metrosexual! You probably watch "Coupling" on your Dish Network BBC channel just to get your fix while doing pilates, you sick bastard! -2 for you!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:29:23 EDT (#)
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I thought he went to Northern Iowa...
I dunno, I don't keep up anymore...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:27:17 EDT (#)
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polymorjpants
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:26:50 EDT (#)
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does this mean we can't have sex on Easter Sunday?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:26:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:21:02 (#)
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sorry, man my mistake here's your +2
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:03:25 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:01:09 (#)
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if you were anyone other than teephphah I would give you a -2
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But . . . I AM Teephphah, and you DID give me a -2! <weeeeps!>
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ha... this made me laugh...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:26:14 EDT (#)
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Actually, I just realized that I think this title comes from an episode of Friends. -2.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:25:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:21:02 (#)
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sorry, man my mistake here's your +2
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YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!
U R NOT MY INTARWEB FRIEND NO MORE!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:21:02 EDT (#)
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sorry, man my mistake here's your +2
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:13:25 EDT (#)
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Amusing.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:04:02 EDT (#)
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You had me at PolypajamapantsAJ. One of the big dogs is wlaking around and I'm trying not to laugh.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:03:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:01:09 (#)
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if you were anyone other than teephphah I would give you a -2
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But . . . I AM Teephphah, and you DID give me a -2! <weeeeps!>
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:02:24 EDT (#)
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I swear to God, every team with a Cardinal mascot uses the same fucking picture of the bird.
How about a little originality, neeyas?
Why not a thin, sedate serial killer cardinal?
Or a cardinal that's a member of Ladysmith Black Mambazo?
Or a bird that looks like Gerard Depardieu's penis?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-14 11:01:09 EDT (#)
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if you were anyone other than teephphah I would give you a -2