gold hearted friends (598 hits)
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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-15 00:15:55 EDT
t-bag was a street hustler but with a difference, the difference was his herat,
he had a heart of gold
'yo tbag what it is my man'
all his friends would say
'cold chillin out, just another victim'
tbag would reply. tbags heart of gold was why he never spent all his money on jewlery or
new cars or a new basketball (he used his old basketball) but instead he used his money to buy
food and drinks for his little brothers and his mom.
'tbag you know momma loves you, thnks for the food tonight'
his mom said
tbg also had a plan so he would never have to hustle again - but if his plan did not work
then he may have to keep huslin.
THE PLAN
every friday night the local hip hop club had a sing along with rap music, you had to rap better
than the other people and first pize was 5o thousand dollars and a ticket for you and your family
to get out of the hood for ever, also you got a job and a recording contract.
'tbag you have the dopest rap rhymes, fo sho you can win tht battle and collect the prizes
which are awarded to the winner of the battl, thats on the real'
said his friend lil snap
THE NIGHT OF THE BATTLE
'okay' said the host of the rapcontest 'we are at the final of the rap contest and there are two
people in the final, there names are tbag'
wooo went the crowd they loved tbag for his rap songs and his heart of gold
'and i will tell you the name of the person facing tbag his name is...'
{i can take him} thought tbag {i'm funky fresh and i gots to get payed}
'yes the person facing tbag is lil snap'
{oh no, my best friend} thoght tbag again {he also has a heart of gold and we have been friends
forever but my family need to get out of th hood}
DECISION TIME
'i can never battle my best friend, i will throw the contest so he can win i must live up to my heart. my heart of gold'
thought tbag
when all the other rappers heard the announcment they statred to whoop and holler at their boys
'woop woop it tha sounds of tha police'
they were chanting .
lil snap started with his trademark lyrics -
'yo yo yo yo walking down the street and who did i meet?
some fat guy with reebok on his feet!'
The crowd went crazy! lil snap had practically won right there with those powerful and deep lyrics!
'yo...{tabg took a depp breath (this is not part of the rap, i am describing what his is thinking) i need to drop wack rhymes so
lil snap wins} -
yo...check it...i rip and i rhyme, all of the time,
my favorite tree is a pine, but i running out of time'
the crows went crazier, it seemed that tbag was so dope that he could not be whack even if he tried
boy thought lil snap i have to pull out all stops to beat my main man now
'time time i tick and i tock
look out fools as i reach for my sock
sock sock you say?
thats where i keep my quarters, for when i have to pay'
the crowd manetaned their ebnergy, now it was tbags turn again
'tbaggin, never braggin,
i make so much money
its not funny
like my eggs runny
show me the money"
lil snap froze now who could he tops that?
'time time i tick and i tock
look out fools as i reach for my sock
sock sock you say?
thats where i keep my quarters, for when i have to pay'
the crowd were less happy now with lil snap - he had used the same rap in his last battle
they started to boo! if tbags could now blast hot fire he would win for sure
LAST BATTLE ATTEMPT BEFORE THE WINNER IS ANNOUNCED
tbag looked at his frined lil snap nd remembered all the times they were helpful to each other, then suddenly he had an idea
where they could both win, he winked at lil snap and snap understood that the wink meant they should team up and win as a team
'lil snap hes my friend
my friend to the end'
rapped tbag
'tbag hes the dopest,
more dope than the pope,'
rapped lil snap
'the battle aint worth it,
so yo i forfeit"
they both rapped at the same time in harmony
the promoter and judge ran out
'YO YO THEY BOTH FPRFEITED THIS MEAN WE DOUBLE THE PRIZE MONEY AND THEY GET HALF EACH!'
now everyone was happy and they both left the hood with their families and became great stars
years later they would meet up and say 'remember when' with smiles -
the smiles of true friends-
with hearts of gold -
the hearts of gold hearted friends-
gold hearts-
yes.
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Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-28 07:00:07 EDT (#)
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i wrote this
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:14:38 EDT (#)
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rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:50:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
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stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:54:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-17 22:22:36 EDT (#)
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only a jealos person does a -2 and then no comments
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-04-17 09:42:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-17 06:00:44 EDT (#)
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georgemichael for President
they all said !
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-16 03:30:14 EDT (#)
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please dont post such things kaos , you and i have a special bond
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-16 03:23:39 EDT (#)
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Every day you post, I die a little more...
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-15 20:13:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:41:56 (#)
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Remember that time in high school when the group of people you hung around finally gave up worrying about your feelings and told you they didn't like you?
That moment repeated with your very first post.
...so why are you still here?
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I was home schooled and even though you might laugh at that at least i learnt how to respect others and not tease them.
like you do but at least you did not give me a minus score
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-15 18:04:14 EDT (#)
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I don't actually know what I just read, but I laughed when I read about a character called "tbag" who has a "heart of gold."
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-15 17:13:34 EDT (#)
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-2 because i seriously hoped this was a real person.
+2 because this would be my favorite post ever on this site if this guy was real.
zero because of basic mathematics
woo went the crowd
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:41:56 EDT (#)
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Remember that time in high school when the group of people you hung around finally gave up worrying about your feelings and told you they didn't like you?
That moment repeated with your very first post.
...so why are you still here?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:29:56 EDT (#)
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Haha
T-Bag.
Great names.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:10:45 EDT (#)
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What the fuck was this?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:06:06 EDT (#)
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. .. ... . . . ......
drive by
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-15 08:42:57 EDT (#)
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You suck big, floppy Donkey dick.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-15 05:35:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-15 02:44:03 EDT (#)
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i dont think we can be friends tarnation, stop calling me
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-04-15 02:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
looks like someone on uber has their own fat tony project, only with an electro theme this time.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-15 01:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well georgemichelle, i like candy and soda and f150 pick ups
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:57:04 EDT (#)
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Hilarious.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:45:59 EDT (#)
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anyone who gices me a plus 2 is a gold hearted friend.
if you want we can sawp email addresses.
what kinds of things do you like?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The racial stereotypes could have been played down a bit, but overall this story kept me on the edge of my seat. Great ending, I didn't see it coming.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is
awesome,
can we be gold hearted frineds