Lets talk movies! (851 hits)
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Submitted by big crystals (View user info) at 2006-04-15 01:43:39 EDT
There are some great American movies coming to my country soon. Just in time for the school holidays as well! What a happy coincidence.
Firstly we have "She's the Man". I cannot wait for this one. Get this, a girl has to dress up as her brother and go to school in his place! Hilarity must surely follow in the path of such an original premise! It's like a reverse Mrs Doubtfire! Or Tootsie! Or at least 25 other fucking shit movies!!!
They way they promote this movie is showing "him" (for him, read her) copping a soccer ball fair in the cunt. That's right, fair smack bang in the cunt. And because she is a girl, it does not hurt her. Cunts apparently have no nerve endings. But she has to pretend like it hurt, because she's meant to be a guy, with a cock and balls! Worth the price of admission alone!
Plus she talks in a voice reminiscent of Russell Peters' impression of a white Canadian man, which was funny when he did it for a few seconds - although it has the potential to wear thin here. This is why they ran with the "Soccer ball in the cunt" gag - to spice things up a bit.
Then we have Tim Allen starring in "Shaggy Dog". Someone please kick a soccer ball into Tim Allen's cunt. I will pay you cash money.
And don't forget "Failure to Launch"! I wish I could. Matthew McConaughey plays a 35-year-old guy called Tripp, who lives at home, or some fucken shit like that, and that dried up bitch from "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" is in it, and I hope they both get hit in their respective cunts with soccer balls.
Add to this mix "Yours, Mine and Ours" (two parents, 18 kids...I'm going to need 20 soccer balls) and you have yourself minutes of viewing pleasure! Keep up the good work Hollywood!
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Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-05 22:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-27 06:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Colonoscaopy won't help, we both know its psychological
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:44:32 EDT (#)
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it was a bit later than that. Don't worry briz, i very nearly shat my pants on the city west link last night. They should call it the shitty west link. or i should get a colonoscopy.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was 9! everybody!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:20:43 EDT (#)
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Wet it again?
oh boy, I grew out of that when I was 9
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:03:11 EDT (#)
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He's too busy changing the sheet on his race car bed.
Submitted by Candyapple (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:00:07 EDT (#)
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This one made me chuckle.
I didn't see any of those movies, thank goodness.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-26 20:47:59 EDT (#)
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hey DOODLES here is a post of Tarnations you haven't -2'd yet!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 06:16:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:41:40 (#)
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i can't tell if this is sarcasm
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soccer balls in various movie star cunts, what is sarcasm?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-19 04:34:49 EDT (#)
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Eppliks where are you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:37:19 EDT (#)
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Too short.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:31:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:11:18 (#)
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Wow, that was, like, sooooo witty.
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Wow, that was, like, sooooo witty.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:29:32 EDT (#)
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Movies are for people without souls.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-28 09:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:29:09 (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:51:31 (#)
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Dick in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:25:43 (#)
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Nuts in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU sticking dicks and nuts into peoples ass's all day long eppliks?
STOP clicking the lemmingparty link if its making you so hot.
Post your homo-erotic fantasies on myspace and try your luck there
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Wow, that was, like, sooooo witty.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-27 22:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:51:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:25:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nuts in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU sticking dicks and nuts into peoples ass's all day long eppliks?
STOP clicking the lemmingparty link if its making you so hot.
Post your homo-erotic fantasies on myspace and try your luck there
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:51:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-17 06:59:25 (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:25:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Dick in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
Friends forever. Forever, eppliks. Thats what you told me when you went to college and I stayed in our sleepy home town to run the milkshake parlour. Rememeber? It was called the Peach Pit. You do remember, even though you are now a big city lawyer, with nuts that you shine with a telephone.
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Nuts in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
And it's "parlor" you dumb limey bitch.
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I hate it when you try to shut me out eppliks, please, lets just be liked we used to...
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:51:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-17 06:59:25 (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:25:43 (#)
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Dick in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
Friends forever. Forever, eppliks. Thats what you told me when you went to college and I stayed in our sleepy home town to run the milkshake parlour. Rememeber? It was called the Peach Pit. You do remember, even though you are now a big city lawyer, with nuts that you shine with a telephone.
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Nuts in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
And it's "parlor" you dumb limey bitch.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:47:46 EDT (#)
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there is no need for that word, just crotch would have done, why do people think it is funny to cuss and swear all the time like that?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:12:13 EDT (#)
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there is no need for that word, just crotch would have done, why do people think it is funny to cuss and swear all the timne like that?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:51:37 EDT (#)
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Needs more cunt
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-17 08:21:38 EDT (#)
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i like some english movies like the mr bean one, I might do a story on a detective like him who accidentally gets his assignment wrong all the time
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2006-04-17 07:42:01 EDT (#)
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On CNN they have this british fuck who critiques the upcoming movies. The show is called " Talking Movies".
He hates every movie that does not come from Britain or that has someone british in it. He will be like, "Titanic was such a great movie! But only because Kate Winslet carried the rest of the cast."
I despise him.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-17 06:59:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:25:43 (#)
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Dick in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
Friends forever. Forever, eppliks. Thats what you told me when you went to college and I stayed in our sleepy home town to run the milkshake parlour. Rememeber? It was called the Peach Pit. You do remember, even though you are now a big city lawyer, with nuts that you shine with a telephone.
Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-04-16 13:11:50 EDT (#)
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+1 because Hollywood DOES make a shitload of awful movies. But then, they always did, so why expect more from them?
I'm unfair, there's a lot of American masterpieces in the movie area, it's just that, usually, they're either independant or from reknown directors (Kubrick, Coppola, Malick, Scorsese, and so on).
Thing is, Hollywood has so much money that they're scared to death to lose some on a few interesting work of art projects.
But I'm just talking aboutsome obvious things everybody knows, so I'll go forward and shut up now.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:45:38 EDT (#)
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i don't know what's wrong with you people lately but I thought it was hilarious.
"you people?"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:32:13 EDT (#)
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Let's not.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-16 03:26:15 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but Amanda Bynes is fucking adorable, so I'll let her get away with making stupid movies...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:32:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-15 03:14:21 (#)
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i dislike the use of the c word here but
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Oh no! Don't drop the c-bomb! Anything but the c-bomb!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:58:04 EDT (#)
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this is a wicked "first posty" first post.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:41:40 EDT (#)
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i can't tell if this is sarcasm
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:25:43 EDT (#)
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Dick in your ass. In your fucking ass, fag.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:09:00 EDT (#)
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Let's talk -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-15 03:14:21 EDT (#)
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i dislike the use of the c word here but
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-15 02:54:05 EDT (#)
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Someone please kick a soccer ball into Tim Allen's cunt. I will pay you cash money.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-15 02:31:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-15 02:12:29 (#)
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FUCK.YOUR.TITS
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-15 02:30:53 EDT (#)
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Surprisingly non-unfunny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-15 02:12:29 EDT (#)
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FUCK.YOUR.TITS