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SON of a BITCH (1832 hits)

Category: News

Rating: -0.37 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Echo (View user info) at 2006-04-15 03:06:54 EDT


Listen guys, I understand the confusion caused by the massive clusterfucking of the elephant. I didn't mean to, honest! Harry Potter and the sorcerers stone told me to leave alone the bone yo, because i'm a punk ass pink ass pussy fuckin mutha fucka, mutha fucka! So listen, I don't mean that beans are good for you fruit, but I do believe that the more you eat the more you Toot! Poop!? I totally Agree: same thing happened here: http://www.poopreport.edu/animalfucks/inthebutt/llamas/sluttybutt/africanwillowbeast/index.com

But honestly... FUCk MAD TITTIES AND TONS OF TITTIES AND DESTROY EVIL ROBOT MEDICINES FUCK YOUR TITS BITCH!!! Twat!? JON PERRY FOR LYFE!!!

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-04 17:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 10:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://stuff.ubersite.com/11564810315827659/1/Miss-goatse.jpg

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-26 12:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd fuck you.

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-24 23:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS!!!

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-24 16:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck mad titties?

sure. right after i -2 this piece of shit.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-17 22:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:36:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

still waitin' for funny....


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here's some brilliant humor for you

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=25166



more specifically, this classic:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/85322


NOW THAT'S HUMOR!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I completely lost respect for anyone who gave this a pos rating.

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

still waitin' for funny....

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:27:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You must now address me as twatmunch one.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 10:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking straight.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-15 20:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wHAT!KJHhH/>
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Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-04-15 15:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-15 12:13:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

because philosophers aren't magical!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-15 11:37:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

What's the deal with "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone"? Did the big-wigs think that "Philosopher" was too big a word for an American audience and wanted to dumb it down a bit?
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OWNED!

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-15 15:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEEENNN!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:08:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

This has a positive rating?

Dumb fucks.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not entertaining































































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not even a little bit.

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BEST EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH, FOR REAL

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-15 12:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because philosophers aren't magical!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-15 11:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's the deal with "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone"? Did the big-wigs think that "Philosopher" was too big a word for an American audience and wanted to dumb it down a bit?

Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This has a positive rating?

Dumb fucks.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-15 10:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-04-15 05:02:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

Is it still Thursday in America?

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HAHAHA

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-15 09:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no fair i wanna be drunk.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-15 09:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-15 03:09:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD IF I COULD SLAUGHTER MY FAMILY WITHOUT HAVING A GOAT STUCK UP MY ASS I WOULD BOMB THE JIHAD AL DHALI ALLAMA SO I LOVE LLAMAS IN THE ASS BOMB MY HOUSE SAND NIGGER.

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Yo straight up.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-04-15 05:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Is it still Thursday in America?

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-15 04:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah right.

Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-04-15 03:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH MY GOD IF I COULD SLAUGHTER MY FAMILY WITHOUT HAVING A GOAT STUCK UP MY ASS I WOULD BOMB THE JIHAD AL DHALI ALLAMA SO I LOVE LLAMAS IN THE ASS BOMB MY HOUSE SAND NIGGER.


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