For the bastards stuck at work on Saturday. (716 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialLabels: work
Rating: 0.35 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-04-15 13:00:08 EDT
Uber slows down on saturday. Hits and reviews slow down. Most users on Uber are working the 9 to 5 on the weekdays and surf Uber at work.
Very few of us are here on these lonely Saturdays. Sitting and twidling our thumbs. Thinking of submitting something but holding off until Monday so people actually read it. Thinking of home and the good old best friend waiting for you at the door wagging his tail. Thinking of grabbing that ice cold Bud Lite from the fridge and sitting your fatass on the couch.
There are better beers but you pull out the Bud Lite cause your a cheap bastard. The ice cold brew slides right in your mouth and you taste the fizz. It's heaven and your off work and you listen to nobody. Youve been told what to do all day and now it's your turn to tell your dog what to do.
Take off your shoes, turn on the tv and undo the belt. It's Saturday and your off of work Uber.
Go home and have a brew.
You deserve it.
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User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-27 12:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I work Saturdays and have off Thursdays and Fridays. But I dont live in the US.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-04-15 21:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wrote twentysome prescriptions for narcs and benzos today. And got paid $45/hr to do it.
In between that 1 hour of "work" I got the Washington Post crossword puzzle done.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:36:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-15 13:51:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I work every goddamn day.
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Yup.
...and you're a bastard for making me want to leave.
Wait a minute - I have an idea!
*goes to liquor store across the street from the office to buy beer to drink WHILE I work*
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Heh sorry man.
And BTW for Jebus sake will somebody read this. http://www.ubersite.com/m/86674
Only has reviews from 2 people!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-15 13:51:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
I work every goddamn day.
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Yup.
...and you're a bastard for making me want to leave.
Wait a minute - I have an idea!
*goes to liquor store across the street from the office to buy beer to drink WHILE I work*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm working eight hours today and tomorrow. And then school the five weekdays.
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually don't mind working today, and yesterday. Made more money in those two days than most do in 2 weeks.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-15 14:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 I'm at work
+2 To get this back to 0
-2 Bud Lite.
Fag.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-15 13:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I work every goddamn day.
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-04-15 13:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm at work :|