4 of a kind equals broken nose (705 hits)
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Submitted by nightshade (View user info) at 2006-04-16 09:17:23 EDT
Funniest thing happened to me last night, I was playing poker with my friends and i gopt dealt pocket Q's, was all well and good till i flopped 4 of akinf, long story short it was Q Q A on the flop, the guy i beat had pkt A's.
He broke my nose for it.
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-07-27 05:59:17 EDT (#)
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+2 for +2ing my post.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-04-17 19:51:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-17 19:49:17 EDT (#)
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B@W!!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:39:10 EDT (#)
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That's sort of how you get four of a kind if you are playing hold em'.
You get dealt pockets pair and then two came up on the flop. Usualy it means you beat someone with a pretty decent hand themselves.
In other news, I used by keyboard to type this review.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-17 09:54:19 EDT (#)
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This post makes me want to jam my cock up your nostral and nose fuck you till your brain explodes.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-17 09:30:32 EDT (#)
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ironically, this sort of post makes me feel despondent about life.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:27:09 EDT (#)
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WHOA!! NO FUCKING WAY MAN YOU MUST BE LIKE FILL IVEY OR SOMETHING!!!! WHAT DID YOU WIN LIKE EIGHTY DOLLARS OR NO... WAIT... I BET YOU WON SOMETHING EVEN BETTER LIKE A NEW FIERO!!! WOW THOSE CARS ARE SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:13:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:18:45 (#)
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You should consider yourself lucky that he didn't break your anal virginty as well.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:05:29 EDT (#)
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shuddappa yawmouth eh?
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-16 18:39:06 EDT (#)
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pussy.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-16 16:50:44 EDT (#)
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Stuff your 3 liner up yours...
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-16 14:37:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-04-16 13:50:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:01:46 (#)
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I suggest you find some other people to play cards with.
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Yep, sounds like you should ditch them. Unless you get off on that sort of thing?
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:49:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:02:16 EDT (#)
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What an idiot!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-16 11:01:46 EDT (#)
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I suggest you find some other people to play cards with.
-Dave
Submitted by Technophobe (user info) at 2006-04-16 10:44:02 EDT (#)
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Can I headbutt you? I need the practice
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:39:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:22:39 (#)
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Well done, you won a hand at poker.
The fact the guy broke your nose just goes to show what a bunch of twats you and your friends are.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:39:07 EDT (#)
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Ok, i'm convinced it was just bad.
Here's my -2.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:30:07 EDT (#)
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What Shlongy said.
I'm to tired to copy/paste.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:28:59 EDT (#)
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I wanna now break your face for posting this shit.
So, all in all, consider yourself lucky, dipshit.
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:26:47 EDT (#)
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I am going to say it was just bad.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:22:39 EDT (#)
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Well done, you won a hand at poker.
The fact the guy broke your nose just goes to show what a bunch of twats you and your friends are.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:22:02 EDT (#)
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...?
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:19:35 EDT (#)
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I so don't know what that was about.
Was that so good that I didn't understand it, or was it just bad?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-16 09:18:45 EDT (#)
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You should consider yourself lucky that he didn't break your anal virginty as well.