I dare you... (1164 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-04-16 16:50:34 EDT
...all of you, to ignore the next twenty-five posts by Electrictoothsyndrome.
Poor ETS, born forty years too late, missing out of the summer of love and the countercultural anti-war protests. And where does he direct his supersized angst/rage combo platter?
At Uber.
I say, enough is enough.
Let's ignore the next twenty-five posts.
It will be simple, effective, and entertaining.
Possible outcomes:
1. He will wither and die like a plant denied the rays of the sun.
2. He will completely flip the fuck out, posting completely insane screeds that will at the very least, be entertaining when we all check in on post twenty-six.
3. He will blow his brains out, escaping a cold and ignorant world that refuses to hear his enlightening cries.
4. He will create an alter and post exactly the same sensationalistic heat seeking shit as before, and will exposed and mocked (more than ever... if possible).
5. He will buckle down, get a real 9-5 job, pay his taxes, watch the neighborhood turn to shit, and as he approaches middle age he will realize that the 'fuckers' were right, the world is full of crazed shitbags who want to take all the stuff we've worked hard to earn or simply destroy us, and entire concept of love means nothing but shit outside your front door.
I'm putting my money on #5.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what you're saying is, that I shouldn't stop by his posts and call him a bunch of names and drop my customary -2 on him?
It'll be tough but God knows I'll try.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame. Just so it isn't so lame to everyone else reading, here: 8======D Have some cock. Cock makes things less lame.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jack, you ask the impossible - that's like saying, "OK, we're going to Disneyland, but we're not gonna ride Space Mountain."
Poking ETS with a stick is a community effort here on Uber, that brings old and new together in the communion of our peers.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-16 18:43:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
What you fuckwits do with it is up to you. I really don't give a fuck after that. My end of the deal is done. My contractual obligation for the salvation of my own mortal soul is fulfilled.
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What with the 178 dollars you gave to charity?
Who would have thought souls go for so cheap.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-17 10:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack = Miss Cleo
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-17 09:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry. I have to read him. I cant go ignoring the truth like you right-wingers....
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-17 09:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
you dare me as if I bother to read any of his posts.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-16 23:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a -2 deserves a comment so...
He's a bit TOO left for me but he does do his homework.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-16 23:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry man
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:10:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is doubly lame when you factor in the probability that he's only doing this so I won't pass him on the MVA, which is inevitable at this point.
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Hahahahaha
Both of you suck
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:11:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help reading them, it's my moment of humour for the day.
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i second that. it makes me feel more grounded -- like i'm really not inches away from flying off the handle.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-16 22:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help reading them, it's my moment of humour for the day.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-16 21:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-16 21:02:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
jack mccallum recoils in horror whenever he sees optimism, idealism, and concern for the future, because that's what conservative pieces of shit do
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I think someone just got a verbal body-slam.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-16 21:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jack mccallum recoils in horror whenever he sees optimism, idealism, and concern for the future, because that's what conservative pieces of shit do
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*insert obligatory "Oooh! You leave him alone! *slap slap*" handbag clutching comment here*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:10:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is doubly lame when you factor in the probability that he's only doing this so I won't pass him on the MVA, which is inevitable at this point.
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Does MVA stand for "Most Vociferous Asshole?"
Neither one of you would win that one. . .
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just made me want to read his posts more to be honest, i'm curious as to what all the fuss is about....
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you dare me as if I bother to read any of his posts.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-16 20:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is doubly lame when you factor in the probability that he's only doing this so I won't pass him on the MVA, which is inevitable at this point.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a boring dare. I mean, do it, or don't. But posting about it is lame.
I'm guessing that anyone who is new to Uber this month assumes ETS is the most popular user, considering all the posts done about how people should ignore him.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LIGHTNING BOLT
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see the big deal. The dude posts his opinion. Albeit, he's a bit defensive and confrontational, those are just his traits.
But if you must break this rule, you can read them. Just don't rate them.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-16 19:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But to you triple Dof dare me though?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-16 18:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ignore me, argue with me, it's all the same to me. For all I care, I'll howl at the moon, but one way or another, the message will still leave my lips.
What you fuckwits do with it is up to you. I really don't give a fuck after that. My end of the deal is done. My contractual obligation for the salvation of my own mortal soul is fulfilled.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-16 18:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
why do you guys have such a problem with him.
he posts what he wants, you don't have to agree just let it the fuck be.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-16 18:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dare you, all of you, to stop obsessively posting about him.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-16 18:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<note to self: do NOT drink beer at parties with McCallum>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you either write stories or do the same damn thing as ets. i can't believe you jump up to fight shit-stirring.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:11:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like an overdone Cliché, you don't want to look but you can't turn away.
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Yeah, it would be a test of will...
Like if you were as an out of control party and someone said, "You know, if you give Edwin one more beer you could tell him to shit in a bowl and eat it and he'd do it."
No one would want to watch that... yet how could you resist giving Edwin one more beer?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah that'd be good.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like an overdone Cliché, you don't want to look but you can't turn away.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fine, I'll not read nor rate the next 25 ETS posts.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-16 16:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fully endorse this message