Alter my butt, you punks! (3863 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.11 on 195 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Monkey (View user info) at 2006-04-17 11:57:27 EDT
To subside your fears here ya go.
User Reviews
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's an alter?
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-14 20:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gross.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-27 19:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not to bring this wankshit back up, but I just read a few things you posted and it made me want hit you with my penis.
...then I saw your picture.
At any rate, do you realize NONE of your posts have a positive rating?
And your reviews are fucking pathetic.
*waits for small penis retort*
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-26 16:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WON A +2 YOU HOT PIECE OF ASS YOU
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-04-21 19:24:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:46:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
They're right. You'll get reamed for daring to be normal sized. For offending their eyes by not forcing your body into starvation mode for their own personal pleasure.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice one
I love how fat chicks try to comfort other fat chicks by euphemizing or outright lying about their fatness
fuckin pathetic
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-04-21 19:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:46:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
They're right. You'll get reamed for daring to be normal sized. For offending their eyes by not forcing your body into starvation mode for their own personal pleasure.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice one
Submitted by Mr.League (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I might be Mr. League But you surely are Mrs. Hog
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
...in the pooper!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-20 04:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
especially Rad, the gorgeous minx
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 03:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you merlina
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-20 03:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Bloody hell - I hope you're not insecure at all... ubermenz can be harsh
Oh and the guys here are all gorgeous models of course.
Submitted by TimTheBard (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Posts like these often make me think I took a wrong Left-click somewhere and ended up on livejournal.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:00:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-18 12:25:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh...
I'd fuck you.
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traitor.
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Ghola, you know you're my fantasy girl!
Hell, I wrote a Haiku about you on pH.
And I've mastrabated to your pictures on MySpace.
Hmmm... it appears I've said too much.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR SHOVELFACE
(shamelessly plagerised)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:22:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:02:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
someday I might camwhore.
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If you do, make sure you don't look like this chick. Otherwise, my penis will be strictly for decoration.
BUhauahauahauahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahah
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-19 03:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:22:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:02:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
someday I might camwhore.
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If you do, make sure you don't look like this chick. Otherwise, my penis will be strictly for decoration.
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it already is, dude...remember those warts on it?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-19 03:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unbelievable, some of the reviews here...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-19 02:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look exactly like Peppermint Patty
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-19 00:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i just realized that the 'alter' of the title was a noun, not a verb
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:02:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
someday I might camwhore.
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If you do, make sure you don't look like this chick. Otherwise, my penis will be strictly for decoration.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
someday I might camwhore.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck are you, tons of fun?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heat
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or how bout hey, ive fucked bigger chicks than you.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or hey fat chicks try harder.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey fat chicks need love too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go throw your fat ass off a building.
This site is a pile of fucking shit.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your name fits you.
Monkey.
Plus one for having the testicles to camwhore.
Plus one more because now I have something to scare away the rats in my shop.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I saw Mel Kiper speak about you on ESPN's NFL segment "On the Clock" last night.
He said that you were at worst, a late second round draft choice at weak outside linebacker if you could just lose a few pounds.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure, I'll alter your butt.
I'll make it look like Abe Lincoln. Chinstrap and all.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-18 12:25:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh...
I'd fuck you.
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traitor.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-18 14:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The fact that you're not an alter makes your past posts even more pathetic.
Submitted by Tyrone_Washington (user info) at 2006-04-18 12:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's not the slight fatness that bothers me. It's that stupid grin.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-18 12:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh...
I'd fuck you.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank christ, you're not an alter.
Now all I have to worry about is who the fuck are you?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-18 04:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I want to fuck your ass.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-04-18 04:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what happened to your face?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-18 04:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel like a plastic surgeon being berated by a chronically fat woman with a heart condition.
Generally all just very inappropriate, poor form, abuse of etiquette and atrocious manners.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buahhhah!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 22:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:56:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
You exist?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Five-nine and one-eight-oh,
And babe you gots da heat
Now I 'spose you think I'll go
Out back and beat my meat?
Chubby chicks don't cost a dime
And sluts are even cheaper
Can't do yer thang, ain't got the time
I got ta meet the Reaper.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Nice Cubicle
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. And your "handle" sucks, too.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-17 21:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind me of this girl I went to high school with. She was the best looking girl over 16 in her trailer park, but that's never saying much. She had a huge ass, a stomach that flopped over the front of her jeans that were about six sizes too small, and a face that would make an elephant seal commit suicide.
In other words, you're not pretty.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You exist?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I can't negative rate you because you've demonstrated that you posses a pair of iron ones (ref: posting pic).
What does distress me is that the newest influx of new girlies on this site seem to take the cock-tease method of earning their chops.
Don't do that because it's redundant.
They're dudes, chicky. They know you've got breasts.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
measure
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
another
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"i'm bored" "the insults were weak."
act aloof all you want, the only reason this has a + rating is because i was too lazy to -2 half of my reviews.
you can act like it rolls off your sweaty, lumpy back, but we dont have to deal with your face when we wake up, you do.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-17 17:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh 5'9" 180 lb is clinically overweight, and all the cunts who are calling you normal are also overweight, or just stupid
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that date in my pic is date of the packets I'm working on... the whole wall is lined with dates. Yes Brdn_Nkd you were correct... though it was soarly disappointing what they have said. I expected so much more... I mean my post even has a positive rating mind you not a good one but It's positive none the less.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
According to the date you pinned up, your cubicle has expired.
TWO MONTHS AGO
...so THAT'S what that smell is...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored now... I'm going to lunch. At least I made heat. Thats pretty awsome.
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I told you you'd get heated.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea who you are, but congrats on not being an alter. What the hell, have a 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay, now this is seriously the real picture of monkeying around
get ready...
get even more ready...
it's the same person....
http://www.negativschnitt.de/eric_stoltz/assets/ecards/e_mask1.jpg
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.lehman.cuny.edu/faculty/jfleitas/bandaides/corky.gif
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where was that picture taken?
it looks like an unhappy place.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:32:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I TOLD YOU I'D ALTER YOUR BUTT - AND HARD
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
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+2 for that comment right there
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THE SHLONGY HAS SPOKEN
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I never gave a fuck if you were an alter or not, and this pic does nothing to change my opinion.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you look familiar. it's ok that you're an alter, i'm really method.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hoi.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:32:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
I TOLD YOU I'D ALTER YOUR BUTT - AND HARD
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:31:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
MonkeyingArounds real camwhore---
http://www.lehman.cuny.edu/faculty/jfleitas/bandaides/corky.gif
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GOLD!!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My Goodness.... that took a considerable amount of testicular fortitude to post that mug.
You really -do- have balls though, don't you...
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I TOLD YOU I'D ALTER YOUR BUTT - AND HARD
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/5879/alterbutt2vu.gif
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MonkeyingArounds real camwhore---
http://www.lehman.cuny.edu/faculty/jfleitas/bandaides/corky.gif
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored now... I'm going to lunch.
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CANT YOU JUST STRAP THE FEEDBAG ON AT YOUR COMPUTER?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored now... I'm going to lunch. At least I made heat. Thats pretty awsome.
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You mean the all you can eat buffet on the other side of town. They kicked you out of the one on your side of town after you cleaned them out. 4 plates wasn't enough was it?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, you never got to know what it was like to hula hoop as a kid, did you?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU didn't make shit monkey. WE made this get on heated! WE ARE SO POWERFUL!!!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
monkeying around camwhores again!!! ----> http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2003-08/9187031.jpg
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm bored now... I'm going to lunch. At least I made heat. Thats pretty awsome.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was saying that monkey looks like him. kind of... more like the guy with glasses on the most recent Celebrity Fit Club.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd stick my knob in your bum too, eh?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On the bright side, right now you are a perfect poster child for the "before" spot on a Slim Fast commercial. I'll put in 100/1 over/under that your "after" will be the same.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:17:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha.
i thought you meant drew carey!
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How the hell could you make that association? He's actually funny sometimes.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha.
i thought you meant drew carey!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My bad... Jabba the Hutt was a puppet.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, below average looking girls usually are great at giving head. they need something to make guys stay with them!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's no such thing as big-boned.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rosie O'Donnel?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5'9" and 180lbs. The only thing normal about that is that you belong to NORML which would explain your junk food habit.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who?!?!?!
rosanne barr?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Alter your own butt.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not bad, yalls are getting better. I have low self esteem on mondays, Tuesdays I have buttsex, Wednesdays my thieghs rub, Thursdays I give good head and Fridays I masturbate to the insults to lower my self esteem that much further. Man I'm getting bored with this.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dudes, have some respect, we're in the presence of a celebrity here!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen your commercial..."..it's so easy that a caveman can do it." "Seriously, we didn't even know you guys still existed."
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:04:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha not a shitty alter alert, maybe a shitty uberuser alert. No I don't need more buttsex... it makes me walk funny, but I wouldn't mind a new ass. I have a nice rack which I can't show being at work and all, but I wouldn't mind a new ass.
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its not the buttsecks that makes you walk funny, its the fact that you are morbidly obese and you knees cant take it anymore!!
i'm running out of material.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're clearly suffering from Ed Zachary disease.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha kent!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
her name is monkeying around, because she is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fat, no matter where you go, she's always around!
laugh track
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:55:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:53:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I'm gonna alter it hard.
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bring it on sweet cheeks
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Or maybe I should wait for the rest of the trailer park to get done with it, first...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just by looks alone, I can tell that you shit a can of crisco without knowing.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we could "alter your butt", but we dont know how to give liposuction!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha <---laugh track
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"STOP LOOKING AT ME, I DON'T HAVE YOUR FUCKING DONUT!"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is your face all red from the effort of lifting you r fat paw high enough to snap that picture??
hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahahha <---laugh track
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then change your name from Gorilla to Mallethead.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too be honest, I've seen better heads on a beer.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
from the looks of your picture, you should change your name from Monkey, to Gorilla!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I'm 6'0" and weigh in at 175. I wouldn't date a girl that had my body build. Yah, badassmofo, that was pretty lame, sorry.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 14:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my next few reviews will be attempts at worst insults ever. i am TRYING to be cheesey, bare with me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its like, when i'm a dick, everybody gets all upset and calls me a dick. and when i dont feel like being a dick, this n00b tries to get me all mean and stuff. that was the first time i have EVER called somebody a n00b and she's been here longer than me!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this guy sucks more than me
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What medical books have you been reading where this puts you in normal weight range? I know, your favorite rap group is the fat boys, right?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm no good at being a dick
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you gotta point these insults are kinda lame, but when Cysty does a decent one you don't get it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did i say she completely changed me? no, she is actually interesting and funny. two things you are not. and she doesn't seem like a total skank like a lot of the girls i've met in the last few months, so i'm happy about it. guys are happy when they meet you too honey, a lot of guys love chubby girls who pretend they dont have low self-esteem but really do. ya'll are easy!
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:53:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I'm gonna alter it hard.
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bring it on sweet cheeks
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously, I'm gonna alter it hard.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5'9" 180lbs. I told you I'm built wierd.
Yes taking the wind out of their sail is fun too. To bad sphagnum that you weren't, guess you really aren't up to par. and Retro... damn don't you love meeting that one that completely changes you? Puss.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna alter your butt.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:48:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Be quiet, you ugly whore.
I was talking to retrospect.
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I am NOT bloated!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY KOOLAID!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
MARES EAT OATS
AND DOES EAT OATS
AND LITTLE LAMBS EAT IVY
A KID'LL EAT IVY TOO, WOULDN'T YOU?
Marezy doats
'n dozy-doats
'n little lamzy-divy
a kiddly-divy too, wooden shoe?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha "eyesore"
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY! she has the same hand writing as mistressfist!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey eyesore, how much do you weigh, and how tall are you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Be quiet, you ugly whore.
I was talking to retrospect.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she was about the size of one of your bloated cheeks.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well you see it'd be different if you were upset about it, then it is fun.
but you seem cool enough and appear to not be taking things too literally...so the magic just isn't there.
if you'd a pitched a fit when the first comment came out...then you'd have some fun on your hands.
Denial by Agreement, I use it all the time.
Someone makes a crack and you just look at them like you are waiting for the punchline, and to top it off you don't say a thing until it gets really uncomfortable and THEY speak up...then you win.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:46:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU you bloated swamp beast.
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now thats better but come on... I know you have more in you then that! Oh and I never shut up. I just let my mouth run and run and run on. It gets me what I want.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
want the harsh comments the one about you going on me easy and not telling me that I'm not easy on the eyes... how sad... yalls can do better. Bring it on, lemme see what you got! Punk ass wooses being all nice today, where is the shitty rude a--holes I know you guys are!
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i dont even think what you wrote is a real language. i'm sure you can handle p[eople making fun of you. it's like, after years of tieing my sneakers, i can tie my sneakers. so after years of people ragging on you, i'm sure you can get ragged on.
HWY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE MEAN? i might have met "the one" this weekend and i'm flying high baby!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:34:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
well i personally must say
I like big butts
I cannot lie
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Hahaha, kay I'm back, uber is really slow this easter.
Just cos I never said I hated fat people doesn't mean I like you. Maybe, maybe its just a bad picture, I remember telling C1ndy she should wear a bag the first time I saw a pic, and I'd sure do her.
Sure I'd suffocate, but what a way to go.
Where was I...oh yeah, maybe its just that pic, but you look ugly ugly.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU you bloated swamp beast.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:40:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
its a slow day on uber. i'll be leaving to catch the tail end of the boston marathon at 3:30. i AM currently missing an awesome red sox game that is tied 5-5 which stinks for me.
i guess i'll just camp on this post. FUCK YEAH!!!
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aww how sweet Retro.
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I want the harsh comments the one about you going on me easy and not telling me that I'm not easy on the eyes... how sad... yalls can do better. Bring it on, lemme see what you got! Punk ass wooses being all nice today, where is the shitty rude a--holes I know you guys are!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont really see it as stupid, more of a acreless(see what i did there?) mistake.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its a slow day on uber. i'll be leaving to catch the tail end of the boston marathon at 3:30. i AM currently missing an awesome red sox game that is tied 5-5 which stinks for me.
i guess i'll just camp on this post. FUCK YEAH!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:35:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
They can crack all the jokes they want, I could care less
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it's COULDN'T care less. if you COULD care less, that means you care a little bit. maybe even a lot, i dont know.
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Exactly. How fucking stupid.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:53:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:12:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, what do you want us to change about your butt?
Needs more buttsecks?
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HoHo
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They can crack all the jokes they want, I could care less
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it's COULDN'T care less. if you COULD care less, that means you care a little bit. maybe even a lot, i dont know.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well i personally must say
I like big butts
I cannot lie
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*runs away*
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:23:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU cookie, I tend to prefer girls with love handles I was just sayin that normal weight range for some parts of the US ain't exactly fern briten
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:21:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
See? All the boys around here can come up with are attacks on your weight. Unless of course you don't have a weight problem (read: are painfully thin) and then you become a whore, or you wear too much makeup, or your other didn't hump them right....
Oh, and if you should be a bystander calling them out on their retardation, you yourself will be called fat. Or ghey, if you're male.
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They can crack all the jokes they want, I could care less, I'm still looking for the creative attacks. They aren't doing a great job yet.
Oh and I'm in a normal weight range from a medical stance not based of population or what is average. In person I am thinner, and well how many of these boys are scared they can't handle a girl that might be thicker than them? Most guys on this site appearantly except DCWoody.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, but to make up for it, I'm sure she's really good at building rubber band balls, or knitting sweater for fag, or swallowing cum...point is there's something for everyone.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
almost as gross as the image of her watching her grammy stuffing her gigantic boobs into a bra while monkey snickers.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that was gross!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:21:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
See? All the boys around here can come up with are attacks on your weight. Unless of course you don't have a weight problem (read: are painfully thin) and then you become a whore, or you wear too much makeup, or your other didn't hump them right....
Oh, and if you should be a bystander calling them out on their retardation, you yourself will be called fat. Or ghey, if you're male.
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Well, I didn't want to bash her by telling her that she is painfully uneasy on the eyes. Had you been paying attention I told her that she could redeem herself by posting a picture of her tits, that is if that was her only flattering quality. I bet her vag reeks of week old fish bait too only because of her flabby inner thighs rubbing together like rubber and leather. I could keep going, but I think she's already caught enough.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:21:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
See? All the boys around here can come up with are attacks on your weight. Unless of course you don't have a weight problem (read: are painfully thin) and then you become a whore, or you wear too much makeup, or your other didn't hump them right....
Oh, and if you should be a bystander calling them out on their retardation, you yourself will be called fat. Or ghey, if you're male.
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I don't do that. I may make fun of peoples weight, but its okay since my mum teaches weight watchers and she loves me. and if she loves me and they love her for helping them lose a few, then they must love me and anything i say on the www is all in good fun. But if somebody calls it ratahded (<-- i'm from boston) its okay by me. because it is in fact retahded (<-- boston accent again!)
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:20:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, you really got me. Wow! That was amazing! Good performance. Way to sock it to me.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:20:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just promise me that you're not going to cut yourself over this whole debacle, semeneater.
Will you do that?
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:18:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you look that one up in "Retorts for retards", knobeater?
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
That's right: Nobody.
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:25:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would anyone with an active brainwave waste their time and/or energy hating a stranger from the internet?
I guess the "active brainwave" part is the problem. It could be jealousy, I guess.
Yeah, that's probably it.
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Nope, it's because you are mundane and suck at life. It really burdons me to think that others could garner a liking for you but then again, this girl actually thinks she's in normal weight range. However, I realize that arguing with you is a moot point. I guess a strong dislike would have been more appropriately worded. Now resume choking on dick as I know that's your hobby, no really, I know.
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Juses. And they say Uber is going down hill.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:20:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, you really got me. Wow! That was amazing! Good performance. Way to sock it to me.
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Yeah, I was there. I noticed.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait, I resent that...I haven't made any attacks?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you Woody, stupid cunt.
Way to fuck up my review for me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat, Ghey, Frigid, retarded whore
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU cookie, I tend to prefer girls with love handles I was just sayin that normal weight range for some parts of the US ain't exactly fern briten
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See? All the boys around here can come up with are attacks on your weight. Unless of course you don't have a weight problem (read: are painfully thin) and then you become a whore, or you wear too much makeup, or your other didn't hump them right....
Oh, and if you should be a bystander calling them out on their retardation, you yourself will be called fat. Or ghey, if you're male.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, you really got me. Wow! That was amazing! Good performance. Way to sock it to me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just promise me that you're not going to cut yourself over this whole debacle, semeneater.
Will you do that?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you look that one up in "Retorts for retards", knobeater?
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
That's right: Nobody.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:25:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would anyone with an active brainwave waste their time and/or energy hating a stranger from the internet?
I guess the "active brainwave" part is the problem. It could be jealousy, I guess.
Yeah, that's probably it.
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Nope, it's because you are mundane and suck at life. It really burdons me to think that others could garner a liking for you but then again, this girl actually thinks she's in normal weight range. However, I realize that arguing with you is a moot point. I guess a strong dislike would have been more appropriately worded. Now resume choking on dick as I know that's your hobby, no really, I know.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Normal weight range as in 'can fit through single doors' or normal weight range as in avergae for an american.
Show us your tits. Seriously, Double H... How far along the alphabet do sizes actually go?
SHOW US YOUR TITS
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i stink at spelling and grammAr
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you watch your grammy put on a bra? me too!
i forgot what you typed to me but i think you tried to flaunt how sexually dynamic you are or something. good for you.
beauty comes from the inside. in the mind, ya know? like some people aren't goddeses but what they say and think are gorgous. thats not the case with you from what i've read so far but i can wait and see what you do next.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They have webcams in trailer parks?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Hauler'
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 13:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
retro- I probably get more play from the girls that look like that and well I'm quite comfortable with how I look. I'm cute when I doll myself up and I still have a harem of guys around me so I'm not to worried.
Badassmofo- she calls her bra the horse haller and it is the funniest thing to watch her put on a bra, she buckles it in the back then as she bends over she swoops her boobs into the bra and jiggles them the rest of the way in. It's very funny and hard not to laugh at.
Cyst_Master- What the hell are you trying to say, that didn't make a whole lot of sense? But you don't tend to normally. BTW I do have good jaw strength my nick name is piranha girl.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely adapted to feeding on large animals, such as impala and even an occasional water buffalo, Shitty Alters have a tremendous jaw strength, reputedly up to 3000 pounds per square inch.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
double H...jessus christ...does she wear a wheelbarrow for those things?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Kindly pick up an issue of US Weekly and conform to what they tell you is pretty. Start binging and purging and telling all your friends about what type of constructive surgery you're saving up for. It's fun! A lot of the girls i see are sooooo into it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:12:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, what do you want us to change about your butt?
Needs more buttsecks?
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-Dave
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HaHa
-Leilani
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm am big boned... my actual measurements of my bones are bigger, plus from the side I look pretty thin cause I'm built weird, thanks for the positive rating sphagnum, and well thank you cookielass... I am definately one to roll with the punchs, I love what they right, it's truely creative. Oh and I'm in my normal weight range thank you, psshh punks. Even if I thin down I am still large chested. It runs in the family, my grandma is a double H. She's huge. It's weird. Okay I'm rambling now... sorry.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck are you?
Why do we care?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They're right. You'll get reamed for daring to be normal sized. For offending their eyes by not forcing your body into starvation mode for their own personal pleasure. Pay no attention to them. Retrospect is actually incredibly funny once you've proven you can roll with the punches and Caul.. well... he likes it in the butt, so who is he to poke fun?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're big boned
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:37:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
yes you really are going to need a new ass after caulaincourt and retro get a load of this. they're going to rip you a new one, little missy
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not today hotstuff. i'm in a good mood! and i love you.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it bothers me when girls who are a bit overweight talk about their "racks." its like, yeah, you have some bazongas, but so does the 800 pound man from A&E.
anyways, i'm retrospect and i'm awesome. ask anybody.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:35:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
what an unfortunate choice for comma location
I thought this was going to be a photoshop contest.
I also thought that it would be ok to microwave a piece of homemade pizza and that it would not turn as hard as a rock.
so there's that going for me today
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yes, it is unfortunate.... yet I think it would be cool to see what people can do to my picture. Not a bad idea... I wonder if anyone will bother.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes you really are going to need a new ass after caulaincourt and retro get a load of this. they're going to rip you a new one, little missy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm...jgreening's female clone...
FASCINATING
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what an unfortunate choice for comma location
I thought this was going to be a photoshop contest.
I also thought that it would be ok to microwave a piece of homemade pizza and that it would not turn as hard as a rock.
so there's that going for me today
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:25:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never called you an alter, just said that the book circle should stick to people who are serious about participating.
From this, I can see that you are inredibly serious. Well played, dear.
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I am serious, I will do what is needed to show that as I have said before. Thank you cookielass.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never called you an alter, just said that the book circle should stick to people who are serious about participating.
From this, I can see that you are inredibly serious. Well played, dear.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why would anyone with an active brainwave waste their time and/or energy hating a stranger from the internet?
I guess the "active brainwave" part is the problem. It could be jealousy, I guess.
Yeah, that's probably it.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love you Sphagnum! *muah*
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:10:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish you were an alter so I didn't have to suffer your mugshot.
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I fucking hate this dude, yet I agree with him here. And if your tits are your only redeeming quality go to the bathroom, take a picture and show us some titty love. Until then, refrain from posting.
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Oh no, some retarded 12 year old who saw some inane things that I wrote on the internet and didn't like them HATES ME?
Why? Is it because you're stupid?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post was shite.
However
4:1 to Newcastle United in the derby.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:10:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish you were an alter so I didn't have to suffer your mugshot.
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I fucking hate this dude, yet I agree with him here. And if your tits are your only redeeming quality go to the bathroom, take a picture and show us some titty love. Until then, refrain from posting.
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I do refrain from posting unless it's from sheer boredomn. I post to get the weird ass comments you guys leave. I wouldn't bother posting if I was looking for a positive rating, I would never get one. I won't give you a picture of my rack unless I get a picture of your package. Mine would make up for my horrid pic, and yours well would be something to make me laugh today.
Oh and No problem Brnd_nkd!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, what do you want us to change about your butt?
Needs more buttsecks?
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HeHe
-Dave
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish you were an alter so I didn't have to suffer your mugshot.
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I fucking hate this dude, yet I agree with him here. And if your tits are your only redeeming quality go to the bathroom, take a picture and show us some titty love. Until then, refrain from posting.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This place gets more wacky everyday.
Method get to work you slacker.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, what do you want us to change about your butt?
Needs more buttsecks?
hahaha, that's funny.
Thanks again for playing along.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you haven't been trying to suck? fooled me.
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I never called you an alter, I don't even know who you are, so i'm clean on this one.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha not a shitty alter alert, maybe a shitty uberuser alert. No I don't need more buttsex... it makes me walk funny, but I wouldn't mind a new ass. I have a nice rack which I can't show being at work and all, but I wouldn't mind a new ass.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish you were an alter so I didn't have to suffer your mugshot.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 12:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aw, what do you want us to change about your butt?
Needs more buttsecks?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-17 11:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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