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Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.5 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Paul Blakeford <paulblakeford1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-17 14:27:41 EDT


You are my idol, my addiction and affliction
Longing for love, I am burning again
How can I love you? Baby Girl, I can't

All I can do is use you
All I have done before is confuse you
Angered you enough to make you rave and rant

Obsessing you is exhilaration
Lust told me you weren't just a friend
Thinking of you as I breathe? I can't

All I would do is use you
All I have done before is refuse you
Alone in the dark, for you I chant

You are my idol, my addiction, affliction
Niggerness thugs me to yearn again
How can I love you? Little Sister, I can't

All I would do is use you
All I could do is ultimately lose you
I want to come to you. I do, but-----I can't

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Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-19 01:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-17 15:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Come to me, Midol, my prediction's crucifixion
Of cramping, for love I am yearning again
How can I stop you? Oh Period, I can't

All I can do is stand you
All I have done before is demand you
Camp not in my little vagina for days, oh man

Tampaxing you is frustration
Mom told me you shouldn't flow this much
Dealing with your heavy clots? I can't

All I would do is be free of you
All I have done is pad and sanitary napkin you
Red and sticky on my fingers, my hated aunt

Come to me, Midol, my prediction's crucifixion
Bloodletting brings me to tears again
How can I bear you? Queasy cramps, I can't

All I would do is beat you
So I can once again ride on some meat to
Bring my thighs to shaking, but-----I can't


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