The Underdogs War- Part Three- No...not another cameo! (751 hits)
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Submitted by awesomeface (View user info) at 2006-04-17 18:38:34 EDT
Part 1- http://www.ubersite.com/m/85938
Part 2- http://www.ubersite.com/m/86674
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Danny Glover stepped into the rubble of the Post office with his loaded shotgun launching pellets into the unsuspecting federal employees. All of the Arnold Schwarzeneggers were dead except for the lead one.
Danny Glover stepped to face the Predator. The Predator faced Danny glover(newtowns laws of motion). Danny Glover quickly launched forward and whacked the shotgun over the back of the Predators head. He stumbled back to the wall and took his mask off. As opposed to the awesome mouth thing we always got to see in the movie it was none other than Mel Gibson.
"Mel Gibson?" The Underdogs, postal workers, surviving customers and Danny Glover said.
"Ahhh yes it is I. Mel Gibson." He said shaking debris off his head.
"How could you do this?" Danny glover yelled. "Why? What about all the Lethal Weapons we did together."
"Im sorry Glover. I have devoted my life to stealing mail."
"You bastard. First the Passion and now this! What have you say for yourself?"
"Father No!" Heath Ledger yelled jumping through the hole in the wall.
"Your not my son!" Mel Gibson snapped.
"But I was in the Patriot."
"Oh well good enough."
"STOP IT!!!!!!" I roared at the top of my lungs. All the gunfire and fighting stopped immediatly. "How the fuck did all of you get in my story? This is The Underdogs War? I am the star. Not you actors trying to jack my internet series. I can't even afford to have you in this! I mean Viggo and Orlando offered to do it for free cause nobody watches anything they are in except for Lord of the Rings. But Arnold, Danny and Heath. You mofos got to go." The potal workers lifted their M16's at the cameo actors.
"But these are my lackeys." Mel Gibson huffed.
"My story jagoff!"
"Did somebody say JAG Officer?" David James Elliot from JAG said walking through the hole in the wall.
"No! Shut the fuck up! Get out of my fucking story!" I yelled while picking him up and throwing him outside. "Out! Get the fuck out!" I yelled pointing outside. Everyone except for the Underdogs walked outside with heads held in shame. Arnold turned around and shook his fist.
"You shouldnt have fucked with me! Ill be in office one day!"
"Hah...yeah right." I said turning around to the rest of the Underdogs. "Now where were we?"
"We were where it seemed like we were about to win but one of you guys does something miraculous and wins the battle." One of the post henchmen said raising his head.
"Oh yeah." I immediatly starting throwing money orders around until Viggo and Orlando killed everyone. "Whew great job guys!" Everyone exchanged high fives. I was standing by the front door and in walked badassmofo with some papers. I immediatly punched him in the face and he dropped everything. "No more cameos!" I yelled.
"Aww fuck man it's the 15th im here to drop off my taxes asshole." badassmofo said getting up and gathering his stuff.
"Yeah man whats wrong with you." Foolproof said following him through the door.
"And for christ sake this series is getting old, write something else." JohnnyX said.
"Fag." Sphagnum said. Uber user after Uber user kept on walking through the door ready to pay their taxes.
"Hey all the workers are dead!" badassmofo pointed out. "We can't pay our taxes now. Were all going to jail!"
"Can't you mail them in?" I asked.
"No! We can't read. This is Uber. Who do you think we are? High School graduates." The Uber uses walked outside kicking me in the shins on the way out screaming things like. "Book of the month club. Ha what a shitty post." "Awesome_Face you suck." and "See you in prison."
Head down in shame I walked outside and headed home. A few days later the police came and arrested me and the rest of Uber for tax evasion.
I was going to be anally raped by every Uber user in the prison. The only ones not arrested were Cow and Duck.
"Save me!" I yelled as they took me away. "Save me!!!"
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It's all up to them now.
User Reviews
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-22 02:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. I knew I spellt it wrong.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 19:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, it's JonnyX, for starters...
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again I'm not posting anything because it will be full of -2 Die insults. Let's see me pull something out of my ass. *finds shit that looks better than you*
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Once again you have nothing. Let's see you pull something out of your ass.
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Now quit going through my shit and -2 it."
you really think highly of your work, huh?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats why I -2'd some guys post. Wasn't yours because you have no post. Now quit going through my shit and -2 it.
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-19 01:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You shouldn't just -2 someones post a number of times for the hell of it
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If its a link to porn then why not? Why don't you actually try posting something before you go running your mouth.
Why the hell would I do that? It would just get run with -2 Die insults?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so... random...
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes you will (just decided that in my head). Im still trying to figure out who will anally rape me though.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK Awesomeface, liked the name drop. Do I kill somebody in part 4? And thanks for mentioning my hatred of late tax people!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:01:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
You shouldn't just -2 someones post a number of times for the hell of it
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If its a link to porn then why not? Why don't you actually try posting something before you go running your mouth.
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-18 00:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You shouldn't just -2 someones post a number of times for the hell of it
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-17 23:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chuckle.
Submitted by Nat_Nemcova (user info) at 2006-04-17 20:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awsomness!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-17 19:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one was more of a transistion to eliminate all the cameos I put it. I was starting to get confused.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 19:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:55:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is some funny, ridiculous shit.
I wasn't as fond of this one as the others, but it's still teh funny.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-17 19:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the other were good but this was meh
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-17 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DUCK COW DUCK COW COW DUXCK FUCK