I Like Pie (7944 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.34 on 408 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2006-04-18 01:16:58 EDT
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-12-04 00:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*(she's mean to him)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-12-03 23:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-13 08:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you all in 'that 70's show'?
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-11-13 08:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why is everyone so ugly.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-13 08:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That settee looks as if it is trying to tip you off.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-11-13 07:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Link +2. But I like my game better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This fucking thing has almost 7000 hits?
I need bigger tits.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where IS the topless clockwhore?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey where's topless clockwhore?
And where the fuck are my cookies?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MMM...PIE
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes it is!!
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2006-09-20 11:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate pie. I like cake. CAKE > pie.
Yes it is.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:29:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
i had some chocolate cream pie this weekend and let me tell you, that was the shit.
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Did you get a refund?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had some chocolate cream pie this weekend and let me tell you, that was the shit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm..cow pie IS good.
But I like the Moo Chews even better.
Thank you, bordn!
Submitted by desipalen (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't invited for pie :( dead goat
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goodbye pie post
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-23 08:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last review buggered itself
I <3 3.1459..etc
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-23 08:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 π
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2006-04-22 06:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pie and full of happy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-21 22:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like pie as well.
It tastes good.
How did I miss this post?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-04-21 19:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dahlin, you are STUNNING!
Yay short haired chicks! I used to be one.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks to that humpingfrog website I've been surfing all night...I found one of the most hilarious video ever:
http://videos.humpingfrog.com/12259/2005/11/this-crazy-french-guy-does-not-like-the-police.html
And I'm still traumatized by that EMO girl. *shivers*
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved the part where you're all standing around naked,
Sucking dicks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://content.humpingfrog.com/movies/sub_14363.wmv
WHAT THE EMO FUCK!
BAH!
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I'M LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T CONTAIN MY DISGUST!
LIKE PAIN, LIKE SADNESS, LIKE WORLD FALLING APART, LIKE ...AAAAAAAAARGH!
*PRESSES STOP*
:~(
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://content.humpingfrog.com/movies/sub_14363.wmv
WHAT THE EMO FUCK!
BAH!
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/22813
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:49:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
hello? tom's post 2 years ago?
I do not know what that means but it's nearly time to go home now. Woohoo!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hello? tom's post 2 years ago?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go read and rate this as you see fit please: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86870
thanks you
gracias
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you scourge. I don't want to be at work but nooooo. some of us have to be there, it's all part of the salary continuation plan. then there's those damnpeople who work in govt and do whatever the hell they want. It makes me throw up a little in mouth to even think of it. I got your free meal right here. One knuckle sammich. eat it bitch.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The legendary nature of shitfuck means you should all sit and listen to wwhat he has to say. Seriously. He's shitfuck, and blah blah blah
I'm home drunk today. It feels good. I just stopped in at my parents house to visit the dog and cop a free meal.
I'm staying home 'sick' tomorrow too.
yarrr
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree ghola. he's just jealous, and so am I.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:50:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
One of you stupid fucks should ask Bart to take this down.
For the good of Uber, take this circle jerk semen party the fuck down!
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No.
Legend.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like there hasn't been worse on most heated before.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One of you stupid fucks should ask Bart to take this down.
For the good of Uber, take this circle jerk semen party the fuck down!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86829
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86796#1942206
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-18 01:49:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 PIE!
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HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pie is definitely yummy.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86838 Yay for me, I proved that georgemicheal is really an alter. Ghola I don't suppsoe I could have some of the cobbler now?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post-its do not a fuckin' pie make,
So I shall give my dick a shake
Teh ninjas like a cock with class,
Posting notes fit in a young girl's ass.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for Ghola, Yay for Ghola.
She's not been passed by Grimm Grimm Gimm!
Congrats dear Ghola who's number one.
Say yay yay yay
she's sweet as pie,
Yay for Ghola she got her pie!
~man I'm bored =)
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck trhh wha?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really LOVE Lisa. I think she's a self-righteous, over-bearing cunt.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:41:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hate Lisa. I think she's a self-righteous, over-bearing cunt. I want to bash her skull in with a cinder block.
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*Nods head, Bosh style, in agreement*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:36:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
i love everyone.
except spahgnum.
and lisa.
and zalk.
and a few dozen other people's whose names i can't remember.
i also don't like the color green, but i could't say why.
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I really like Sphagnum. His utter contempt and pure hatred make me errect. You're just too nice to fully appreciate him.
I really hate Lisa. I think she's a self-righteous, over-bearing cunt. I want to bash her skull in with a cinder block.
I really don't care about Zakalwe. Not anymore. I feel bad for him. I think the kid is really sad and lonely.
I really don't know how I feel about ETS. He hates me 'cause I killed him off in UA part 1 in a silly way. I think I should send him some of my meds...
I really love Ghola. I think her writing is amazing. She is also absolutely adorable and should send me nude pictures.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"sepia on the staircase
mirror in the back of my brain
makes these hard pants feel great
I used to like to complain"
wifey knows what I need.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:22:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Licious - I am now jealous of the Hulkster.
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You jealous of those 24 inch pythons, are you?
My 15 year Jameson went down fine last night. I only had two doubles and then I was happy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wifey loves
indie boys who are neurotic
tight black pants exotic
...some lovin is what she needs
HEY, i'm starting to feel okay
lucky number nine
hooray
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Licious - I am now jealous of the Hulkster.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was all reverse psychology, you know.
Like I'd tell you who I really hate.
I heart the Hulkster.
I love red and yellow spandex.
And handlebar moustaches.
And man tans.
I do.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, she loves that real American
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, loves him so right, loves him all night!
When he comes home from work, Lishy's on the bed
He slides the bandana from off his head
Well he's bald and old, got some loose tan skin
A handlebar 'stache and a crazy grin
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, she loves that real American
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, loves him so right, loves him all night!
She wants his lovin' any time she can
She's his suplex sweetheart, he's her moonsault man
Gold around his waist while he moves inside,
Lishy knows the pleasure of the piledrive
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, she loves that real American
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, loves him so right, loves him all night!
Well he's bald and old, got some loose tan skin
A handlebar 'stache and a crazy grin
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, she loves that real American
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, loves him so right, loves him all night!
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, she loves that real American
Sacrilicious loves Hulk Hogan, loves him so right, loves him all night!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE YOU.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://uk.geocities.com/oldskoolwwf/hulk15.jpg
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:57:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:49:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
But I hate procrastinators, so my offer is off the shelf.
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*cancels plans for duty free Antrim whiskey*
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http://planetvids.com/html/Hulk-Hogan-the-Real-American.html
This should cheer you up.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:49:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
But I hate procrastinators, so my offer is off the shelf.
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*cancels plans for duty free Antrim whiskey*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When strapped for time a man needs an idea
And data needs a form for presentation
Just dial 1-800-OFFICE-NEEYA
We be there sho' 'nuff from the plantation
We shines the charts up real nice, oh yes
Yous can pick whicheva graphic package
We's even shine your shoes and do a dance
(Though secretly we hate you, stupid crackage)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:39:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I already told you three times that if you want cookies to send me your address. brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com
Ask ghola, she hasn't even seen me stalking her or anything. I'm good like that.
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I offered this as well.
But I hate procrastinators, so my offer is off the shelf.
I lost my whole day to go argue with some dipshits about what KIND OF FUCKING CHART THEY SHOULD USE TO PRESENT MY DATA IN.
I hate that.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um.... wow?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brdn has love to give
And just one life to live
But he cannot forgive
His allergies
Sneezes and coughs he makes
Every time trousersnake,
Freed, slides into buncakes,
Mouth holes or steeze
"Lord why am I so cursed"
He says through twin lips pursed,
Covered in hives he's nursed
With pills and creams
"Brdn" the good Lord said
"Cease with the sex and head
With chicks or you'll be dead,
Try instead men
"Your body won't protest
If male thighs and breasts
Slide over your bird's nest,
Pacem, Amen."
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha. never been to georgia but I do love peaches. Whatever the fuck that means. It sounded ok a second ago. I kind of hate myself sometimes you know? <sobs>
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i prefer nectarines.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha. never been to georgia but I do love peaches. Whatever the fuck that means. It sounded ok a second ago. I kind of hate myself sometimes you know? <sobs>
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooooooh cookies?
*incoming*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:39:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I already told you three times that if you want cookies to send me your address. brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com
Ask ghola, she hasn't even seen me stalking her or anything. I'm good like that.
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that WAS you outside my window wasn't it?
hope you enjoyed the show.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I already told you three times that if you want cookies to send me your address. brdn_nkd.at.yahoo.com
Ask ghola, she hasn't even seen me stalking her or anything. I'm good like that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting. Green makes me happy.
But yellow? Yellow can go fuck itself.
I want a cookie.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ghola cracks me up.
do you hate people who are trying to take away # 1 most heated from the wonderous pie post? I think I might even though that was another great post and the reviews were mildly entertaining and you were helping him which kind of makes you a traitor after we went to all the effort of ordering a pie and sending it to you. I mean, I put a lot of work into that and then scourge mocks me and my big head. I can't help that I'm a giant, do you really think I want people to look up at me to say hi and be able to see if I've got bats in the cave? No I don't. do you really think I want to be immediately thought of when someone needs something off the top shelf? STOP USING ME!!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love everyone.
except spahgnum.
and lisa.
and zalk.
and a few dozen other people's whose names i can't remember.
i also don't like the color green, but i could't say why.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate my fucking alergies.
I gots lotsa love to give though O. I mean I.... uh... like you, but I love ghola and Licious, and girlie nipples and so much more.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate people that hate haters
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate hateful days.
Fuck the haters I say.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yessss. thatssss it. Itssss a hateful kindss of day.
Licious honey, it's only recently that people have been asking about my name, I'm not really sure what that means but whatever.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silly wives. I already created a venue for all this hate that's in the air:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82824
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate how i have to wait three months to know if i contracted hiv after i slept with a man because all that time i'm having unprotected sexual relationships with women whose lives i could ruin.
um...what?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, indeed.
i hate work
i hate traffic
i hate sales people I need to spoon feed
i hate my broken shoelace
i hate my headache
i hate stupid people
i hate it when work just keeps piling up
i hate it when people don't understand me
i hate it when people talk so loudly in the cube next to me, all fucking day long
i hate construction noise for months at a time, right next to my head
i hate violent mood swings
i hate that i forgot my CDs today
i hate that i want to cry and i don't know why
um anyway...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck if i know.
glahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i hate work
i hate finals
i hate tenants
i hate splinters
i hate my headache
i hate slow people
i hate it when work just keeps piling up
i hate it when people don't understand me
i hate it when people talk too softly.
um anyway...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a boring day compared to the last couple. where's everyone at?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i uh.... pie?
how odd to find a bunch of reasonably attractive people on Ubersite who all know eachother in the RL, reminds me of the days of Razor, silicone_jesus, Jonukah, me, JMG114, Nicole, Lauren and all the rest. ah the nostalgia.
wtf?! 257 heat????? i should go read reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute
Submitted by nerdyjock (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
At the beginning, I thought it was gonna be lame, but then I saw the pic of Scourge's pie. That's funny. Kinda makes me want to make a pie like that... but then I realize that involves work, so nevermind. Anyways - great pics.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:59:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
you three look like an indie band
hehehehe
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:13:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this really sucks.
Lucky you have lots of losers to stroke your internet clit.
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while i was reading your comment, my cat stood on its hind legs, wrapped her paws around my foot and sniffed my toe.
it made me very happy and i giggled a bit.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this really sucks.
Lucky you have lots of losers to stroke your internet clit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
on the other hand, this post was pretty fuckin' bad.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you three look like an indie band
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i fucking hate your emo style of writing.
but by all accounts, i did laugh at this.
enjoy the +2, it wont happen often.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I *heart* Ghola
And pie
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.aim.com
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-19 03:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-19 03:27:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
oye! hello? are you people paying attention? I HAVE A NINJA ARMY!!
all other ninjas on this site are not affiliated with the revolutionary ninja army of central florida and surrounding counties.
__________________
do we have to like you to utilize your ninja army?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-19 03:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there are ninjas among us? something tells me we're fucked...
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oye! hello? are you people paying attention? I HAVE A NINJA ARMY!!
all other ninjas on this site are not affiliated with the revolutionary ninja army of central florida and surrounding counties.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-19 01:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-19 01:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O_o <--------
can someone please tell me what the fuck that means?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:30:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, it was about eating pie.
And isn't that, at least metaphorically speaking, the complete opposite of sucking dick?
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BURN!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, it was about eating pie.
And isn't that, at least metaphorically speaking, the complete opposite of sucking dick?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:09:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know this much dicksucking could go on.
Ever.
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Coming from you thats almost funny, besides ghola is our little ninja and she is more then welcome to suck my dick anytime. Now go die shitheel.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know this much dicksucking could go on.
Ever.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
O_o
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
see that would be just like a pie eating event at my house only there'd be a bunch of HIV-infested needles strewn across the floor and dipped out junkies everywhere and there'd be no furniture cause we all pawned it for more smack and there wouldn't be any pie...
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:54:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:49:52 (#)
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ghola, where are you ghola? I want me some of that cobbler ghola, you can't hide from me. <singsong voice> I seeeeeeeeeeeeeee yooouuuuuu, ghooooolaaaa come out toooo plaaaayy </singsong voice>. God I'm bored.
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dually noted and agreed with.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:49:52 EDT (#)
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ghola, where are you ghola? I want me some of that cobbler ghola, you can't hide from me. <singsong voice> I seeeeeeeeeeeeeee yooouuuuuu, ghooooolaaaa come out toooo plaaaayy </singsong voice>. God I'm bored.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:38:05 EDT (#)
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You folks look like you just got beamed in from 1992. Good luck with that.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:24:54 EDT (#)
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Further proof that many uberusers are not bags of shit.
You make me like you and stuff.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:05:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 20:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the best. albums. ever.
I loved your goodbye, scourge.
goodnight, Mary Ellen,
goodnight, John Boy,
goodnight, Jim Bob,
goodnight Ma,
goodnight, pa,
etc
Also, I'm so relieved I didn't disclose a celebrity I actually hate. 'Cause I got nothin' against Mr Hogan, but oh boy, if I did..
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 20:36:21 EDT (#)
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LEGEND
Let's stir it up;
Little darlin', stir it up;
Little darlin', stir it up;
Little darlin'
It's been a long, long time
Since I got you on my mind.
Now you are here, it's so clear:
See what we could do, honey,
Just me and you.
Let's Stir it up;
Little darlin', stir it up;
Little darlin', stir it up;
Little darling
I'll push the wood, blaze the fire,
Satisfy your heart's desire.
I'll stir it, yeah! - every minute, yeah!
All you've got to do, honey,
Keep it in it.
Let's stir it up;
Little darlin', stir it up;
Little darlin', stir it up. Run it!
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a!
Stir it up, stir it - stir it - stir it - stir it up!
I need your love!
I need your sunshine!
I need you when the lights are low!
Aw, I need you, and that's all I know.
Ooh, stirin' - stirin' - stirin' - stirin' - stirin'!
I need your stirin' to stir me up!
When I'm holdin' back ...
Stir me up, baby, huh!
I said I need you so.
Stir me up, I need your lovin', oh!
Come on, come on, comn
Turn me, yeah!
I need you to caress me!
I need your love, that's all I know!
I want you, honey, ooh!
I told you: it's a long, long, long, long time.
All right.
It's all right!
It's all right!
Walkin' back home!
Ooh, doin' our thing!
All right!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:09:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:04:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolute fucking crap.
Ubersite is a fucking joke.
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^^^^^ LEGEND.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:09:17 EDT (#)
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It's been fun, but I'm going home kids.
This should stay nice and hot until tomorrow.
G'night ghola, you're my right now favorite
g'night red
g'night Lishy, you're my always favorite
g'night MyTee
g'night moon
g'night foom
g'night zoom
g'night baboon
g'night _Dan
g'night Brdn
g'night all the other _ people
g'night Sphaggy, wherever you are
g'night Brit people who are getting ready to take this over
g'night Bickerstaff, you're the best one on here
g'night Circe, one day you'll love me
g'night AshK, you should post more often
g'night Orgasmo, write me a poem while I'm gone
g'night Filfy Asst., I lust after you even though you're purple
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night Method
g'night everyone else
Everybody go listen to and watch this, especially Lishy. He headbutts a Soviet flag and air guitars. It kicks ass: http://planetvids.com/html/Hulk-Hogan-the-Real-American.html
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:07:01 EDT (#)
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pruno: http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:04:56 EDT (#)
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Absolute fucking crap.
Ubersite is a fucking joke.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:56:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:48:12 (#)
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Mmm, I must say at least you tried it. They also mass produce the stuff now. You can buy it in beverages and more. It's pretty cool. Maybe the one in the store is better for you, it's a lower proof if I remember right, but that could get me wrong.
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Moonshine? In a store? But the whole point of moonshine is that it's an illegal drink that brewed in the secret of the night, hence the name. And if you buy it from a store I'm sure it's better for you. But real moonshine is just a few steps down from pruno(sp? the drink they make out of rotting fruits).
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:52:45 EDT (#)
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Scourge, of course you can come to the Bald_uberfest at MyTee's place.
Get there this weekend!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:51:55 EDT (#)
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Ghola you also still need to post us a sexy leprechaun camwhore.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:49:02 EDT (#)
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He's worth a post as a matter of fact. The ideas spin around...
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:42:18 (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:37:18 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:35:09 (#)
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Oh hell no, jesus christ woman you don't go giving out moonshine to people you have never met. That shit will kill someone, at least, it'll kill someone if you make it the way I've had it.
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it will only kill you if you either a) didn't make it right or b) can't handle actual alcohol. There is much worse on the market out there then some moonshine come on now.
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I'm goig ot have to disagree to go the Smokey (Appalachian sp? is the mountian chains real name) Mountians and get some, I can take whisky and scotch but after a inght of that shit I'm dead.
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Mmm, I must say at least you tried it. They also mass produce the stuff now. You can buy it in beverages and more. It's pretty cool. Maybe the one in the store is better for you, it's a lower proof if I remember right, but that could get me wrong.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:47:43 EDT (#)
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My uncle lived on the clinch River valley until he was 95, brewing 'shine the last 80 years of that glorious run.
That's how he made a living. Brewing 'shine and beekeeping for the honey.
Funny old bastard. The only thing he liked more than moonshine and honey was 19 year old girls. Such a dirty, dirty bastard. Hilarious man. I loved the shit out of him.
red- message received and replied to.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:46:47 EDT (#)
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Yo couch is da shit.
What are you guys, fucking Canadian? I've never seen a group of people so white. Like completely without any type of pigment.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:44:07 EDT (#)
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Doodles, I'm in California. I say yalls and thats how I write it. I don't speak proper english just like every other Californian and I'm not going to write it either. I don't have the time nor the patience to do such a menial task and I don't care either.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:42:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:37:18 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:35:09 (#)
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Oh hell no, jesus christ woman you don't go giving out moonshine to people you have never met. That shit will kill someone, at least, it'll kill someone if you make it the way I've had it.
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it will only kill you if you either a) didn't make it right or b) can't handle actual alcohol. There is much worse on the market out there then some moonshine come on now.
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I'm goig ot have to disagree to go the Smokey (Appalachian sp? is the mountian chains real name) Mountians and get some, I can take whisky and scotch but after a inght of that shit I'm dead.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:39:34 EDT (#)
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I now sit sipping whisky and listening to the finest acoustic guitarist in the world. You can keep your pie. Please send me music cds and appropriate alcohol to drink with it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:38:10 EDT (#)
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Oh and don't say 'yalls' that's not even a southern word, you spell it y'all and all y'all is plural for y'all.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:37:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:35:09 (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:22:16 (#)
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I can get yalls some homemade moonshine, or some chili tequila, Lemme tell you that is so good! But you have to like some habneros to drink that!
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Oh hell no, jesus christ woman you don't go giving out moonshine to people you have never met. That shit will kill someone, at least, it'll kill someone if you make it the way I've had it.
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it will only kill you if you either a) didn't make it right or b) can't handle actual alcohol. There is much worse on the market out there then some moonshine come on now.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:35:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:22:16 (#)
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I can get yalls some homemade moonshine, or some chili tequila, Lemme tell you that is so good! But you have to like some habneros to drink that!
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Oh hell no, jesus christ woman you don't go giving out moonshine to people you have never met. That shit will kill someone, at least, it'll kill someone if you make it the way I've had it.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:33:01 EDT (#)
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email is sent, to late.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:31:55 EDT (#)
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Scourge, I have sent thee an email
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:28:44 EDT (#)
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I have to go kids...thanks for the entertainment.
Monkey, e-mail me anytime but like scourge, I can't accept gifts from some poor college kid. Get yourself drunk and say it was on me.
Scourge...I don't know. You didn't send me pie.
OH fuck it - HOOKERS AND PIE FOR EVERYONE! MY PLACE THIS WEEKEND! WOOT!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:27:04 EDT (#)
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Ghola I don't suppose you'd liek to bring any of that cobbler up to Knoxville, would you? I do love me some cobbler...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:26:36 EDT (#)
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If _Dan and MyTee are having hookers and whiskey, scourge better be getting an invite.
This is #1 most heated.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:26:31 EDT (#)
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Bushmills is canny. I've got some 10 year downstairs. But that Lagavulin is really astonishing. In fact, that very bottle.
http://www.scotchwhisky.com/focus/lagavulin.htm
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:25:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:22:13 (#)
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AAAAND, on an unrelated note, scourgey- guess who is vacationing in the same neighborhood as Bushmills Distillery next month? That's right. Not you. I drink whiskey only occasionally, but that Bushmills Single Malt is the shit.
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My beloved Lishy....
<bats eyelashes>
You must bring back your 'too poor to take a vacation to the land of beautiful beverages' deary sweety lovey scourge a souvenir. A drinkable souvenir with the Irish tag on it.
He'll give you his firstborn.
Just to babysit for a while as he woos his lovely wife and plies her with the above mentioned booze.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:23:24 EDT (#)
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My e-mail, monkey lady, is my_tee_one.at.hotmail.com
And of course we can get hookers Dan. Hell, if you've got Shlongys credit card, we'll get many hookers. When should I expect you?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:22:16 EDT (#)
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I can get yalls some homemade moonshine, or some chili tequila, Lemme tell you that is so good! But you have to like some habneros to drink that!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:22:15 EDT (#)
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My email is all over this site monkey- uberscourge.at.gmail.com
Feel free to talk to me there at your liking.
I would be the last to take money out of a college kids pockets, so save your scratch and spend it on yourself.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:22:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:40:30 (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:37:57 (#)
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Oh, and if I didn't say so earlier, which I very well might have,
simple_catalyst:
If I ever make it to Georgia, consider yourself molestered.
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GOOD GOD WOMAN.
DO YOUR APPETITES KNOW NO BOUNDS?
YOU'D RAVISH THE POOR BOY, HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
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GHOLA KNOWS MY WEAKNESS FOR YOUNG, INDIE BOYS IS REAL. HOWEVER NEUROTIC THEY MAY BE.
I'm not hurting anybody.
AAAAND, on an unrelated note, scourgey- guess who is vacationing in the same neighborhood as Bushmills Distillery next month? That's right. Not you. I drink whiskey only occasionally, but that Bushmills Single Malt is the shit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:19:26 EDT (#)
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I know next to nothing about Scotch, red. I'll admit, had to google that to know it was, though I WAS pretty sure.
I likes me Irish Whiskey the best. I'm studying up on it and getting to know it better, though I'm still a bit of a beginner there too. I do know what I like.
If you want to talk Scotch, you should hunt down Shlongy. He knows a bit on the subject.
Me, I'm just a not quite budding anymore drunk with expensive tastes.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:17:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:14:09 (#)
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This is just a list from a website of Irish Whiskeys that I use as a checklist of sorts. I have it on my desktop for reference and drooling purposes. I've had most of them. Some are exorbitantly expensive and thus have not been tasted by me.
If Shlongy was an Irish Whiskey drinker instead of a Scotch drinker I'd try and get along with him better to cadge, 'cause I know he'd have the best ones off of this.
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I'm sure he would, I can't get you the expensive ones... I'm a poor college student... thats why I said that you will have to wait to see... so do you wan't to give me your addy or what?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:15:35 EDT (#)
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Sweet, count me in then.
If we could order hookers, that would be great as well, I have shlongy's credit card.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:14:09 EDT (#)
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This is just a list from a website of Irish Whiskeys that I use as a checklist of sorts. I have it on my desktop for reference and drooling purposes. I've had most of them. Some are exorbitantly expensive and thus have not been tasted by me.
If Shlongy was an Irish Whiskey drinker instead of a Scotch drinker I'd try and get along with him better to cadge, 'cause I know he'd have the best ones off of this.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:12:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:07:30 (#)
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ghola said she'd kill someone for me.
THAT'S another reason why I heart her so much.
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that is sweet but I'm to nice to kill anyone... I might hurt them but I swear not on purpose haha... hmm... We will see what I send out... you can either give me your emails (scourge and MT) or MT not get any and scrouge would have to wait for it to get to him via mailings of either book club or flat persons tour the world.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:11:58 EDT (#)
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Way ahead of you Dan - we'll drink beer with it and watch porn or sports while eating it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:10:56 EDT (#)
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Lagavullin Scourge?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:09:33 EDT (#)
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Nice taste in alcohol Scourge, alphabetized and with deffinitions too huh... I will surprise you with something hows that one on the list possibly... depends on the price and everything... we'll talk more.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:07:46 EDT (#)
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As early as next week, but do you think that would be weird to get together for pie? You know, being men and all.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:07:30 EDT (#)
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ghola said she'd kill someone for me.
THAT'S another reason why I heart her so much.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:07:29 EDT (#)
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So what kind of booze do yalls want
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I'm glad you asked, monkey lady. I'm not a big gin fan, but other than that, please send away. Usually, I enjoy rum but will gladly consume whiskey, wine, beer, tequila, and anything else that promises to pickle my liver.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:05:37 EDT (#)
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Oh no worries, I'll give the address out for LIQUOR. One of each of the following please:
BLACK BUSH — Created in 1934 at the Bushmills Distillery in County Antrim, Black Bush is comprised of a blend of 80% malted barley, triple-distilled in copper alembic stills and aged a minimum of 9 years in Oloroso sherry oak casks. (80 proof)
BUNRATTY EXPORT POTCHEEN — A clear, unaged, grain whiskey made by the firm Bunratty Mead & Liqueur Company. Not dissimilar to American moonshine, potcheen was made illegally in the hills and rural areas of Ireland for centuries. (90 proof)
BUSHMILLS — First produced in the town of Bushmills in 1608, Bushmills is triple-distilled from malted Irish barley and spring water from St. Columb's Rill. The whiskey is comprised of a blend of 5-year-old whiskies aged in ex-bourbon barrels and Oloroso sherry casks. (80 proof)
BUSHMILLS 10-YEAR SINGLE MALT — Produced at the Bushmills Distillery in County Antrim, Bushmills Single Malt is triple-distilled from malted barley and aged a minimum of 10 years in bourbon barrels and Oloroso sherry casks. (80 proof)
CLONTARF — Produced in Dublin by the makers of Buru Irish Vodka, Clontarf Irish Whiskey is triple-distilled from grain and spring water. It is aged in bourbon barrels and filtered through Atlantic Irish oak charcoal. The distillery also produces Clontarf Single Malt and Clontarf Reserve, a blend of single malt and grain whiskies. (80 proof)
CONNEMARA SINGLE MALT — Produced at the Cooley Distillery in Dundalk, Connemara Single Malt is a pure pot still whiskey double-distilled in a traditional pot still using malted barley dried over a peat fires. (80 proof)
JAMESON — Produced since 1780, Jameson is now crafted at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork. Jameson Irish Whiskey is triple-distilled in traditional pot stills from malted and unmalted barley and aged a minimum of 6 years in bourbon barrels and sherry casks. It is the best selling Irish whiskey in the world. (80 proof)
JAMESON 15-YEAR — Produced at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork, limited edition Jameson 15 is triple-distilled in traditional pot stills from malted and unmalted barley and aged a minimum of 15 years in bourbon barrels and sherry casks. (80 proof)
JAMESON GOLD — Produced at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork, Jameson Gold is a traditional blend of pure pot still whiskies aged in both new and seasoned oak casks. (80 proof)
JAMESON 1780 — Produced at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork, Jameson 1780 is triple-distilled in traditional pot stills from malted and unmalted barley and aged a minimum of 12 years in bourbon barrels and sherry casks. (80 proof)
JOHN POWER — Produced at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork, Power's Irish Whiskey is a blend comprised of approximately 70% pot still whiskies, with the remainder being grain. There is no malt used in the blend. Founded in 1791, John Power & Son was the first Irish distiller to market their whiskey in bottles. (80 proof)
KILBEGGAN — Produced at the Cooley Distillery in Dundalk, Kilbeggan is triple-distilled in pot- and continuous stills from a blend of malted, unmalted barley and grain, and lime-softened water from the nearby River Cran. (80 proof)
KNAPPOGUE CASTLE SINGLE MALT — Produced at the Cooley Distillery in Dundalk, vintage-dated Knappogue Castle Single Malt is double-distilled in small batches in copper alembic stills. The malt whiskies used in its blend are aged in 180-liter white oak barrels and are selected by international whisky expert, Jim Murray. (80 proof)
KNAPPOGUE CASTLE 1951 SINGLE MALT — This rare, pure pot still whiskey is the most exclusive and expensive Irish whiskey available in the United States. Only 300 bottles are released for sale each year. The malt was triple-distilled in 1951 at the B. Daly Distillery in Tullamore, County Offaly. After distillation, it was placed in sherry casks to mature. The distillery closed several years later. The whiskey remained in the casks until 1987 after having been aged for 36 years. (80 proof)
MIDLETON VERY RARE — Produced since 1825 at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork, Midleton VR is a vintage-dated blend comprised of triple-distilled, barley and malted barley whiskies aged 12-21 years in "first fill" American oak bourbon barrels prior to blending. No more than 50 casks a year are bottled, and each bottle is issued with a certificate of authenticity. (80 proof)
REDBREAST — Produced at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork, Redbreast Irish Whiskey is made entirely from malted barley and spring water and is triple-distilled in heavy copper pot stills. It is then aged in oak for a minimum of 12 years in bourbon barrels and sherry casks. John Jameson & Sons in Dublin first introduced the Redbreast brand in 1939. (80 proof)
TULLAMORE DEW — Created in 1829 at the Cantrell & Cochrane Distillery in County Offaly, Tullamore Dew is now produced at the Midleton Distillery in County Cork. The brand is triple-distilled from grain, barley and malted barley. It is aged in bourbon barrels and sherry casks. (80 proof)
TYRCONNELL SINGLE MALT — Created in 1762, the brand is now produced at the Cooley Distillery in Dundalk. Tyrconnell Single Malt is a double-distilled pot still malt aged 5-6 years. (80 proof)
Throw in a few barrels of my beloved Guinness and we're good and fast friends for life.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:05:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:02:12 (#)
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what kind of liquor do you like... I doubt I will send him pie, he said the way through him is his liver, I'm inclined to give him some good booze more than I am food. Food is harder to send. So what kind of booze do yalls want?
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wait, are you serious? you're sending booze?
you are an alter aren't you? and you're angry. and you want to kill scourge.
well, i won't let that happen you bastard.
I WON"T!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:04:50 EDT (#)
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(Hold bridge of nose with finger and thumb, sighs)
No Dan, it was a typing error. My new pet name for you is DanPie.
Of course I was inviting you over for pie. When can you get to Chicago?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:02:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:58:16 (#)
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Or I can send it to whom you trust with your addy and then they can send it to you.
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Monkey person - you may send Scourges pie and liquor to me. I will sample them and tell him if he should give you his address. The answer will be no unless it is really good pie and semi-decent liquor.
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what kind of liquor do you like... I doubt I will send him pie, he said the way through him is his liver, I'm inclined to give him some good booze more than I am food. Food is harder to send. So what kind of booze do yalls want?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:01:47 EDT (#)
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Oh MyT, were you inviting me over for pie?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:00:33 EDT (#)
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Damn it Dan, my exact words were "Hi Dan. Pie?"
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:58:16 EDT (#)
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Or I can send it to whom you trust with your addy and then they can send it to you.
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Monkey person - you may send Scourges pie and liquor to me. I will sample them and tell him if he should give you his address. The answer will be no unless it is really good pie and semi-decent liquor.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:58:10 EDT (#)
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OK, I get it now.
How come noone ever ivites me over for pie anymore?
:(
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:55:39 EDT (#)
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You see Dan, apparently ghola, SC, and grav something or other got together (without inviting me, a known fat man) and enjoyed pies. Possibly pies and swords, I'm not sure. Somehow there was also a cat involved. In any event, there was pie because pie is good. I'm hoping the next time pie is being sent around, they remember their buddy, MyT - fat pie lover that I am.
Caught up?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And, all these _ are making me very happy today!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well WTF Scourge, Does that post-it note say, "Can you guys sew me a pie"??
I've read it a few times, and I'm not getting it.
Will this "Ghola" o'pe her lap to sait suducing gold? Has she sworn that she will still live chaste??
BTW, if anyone can tell me what that is from, I will give 5 +2's on their lowest posts.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:39:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh stop being so whiney and give me your addy so that I can send you something to make you happy. Maybe then you won't be so pms'y
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My address is a precious commodity and comes only after much bargaining. No offense.
Even my beloved Lishy doesn't have my address.
Seriously though, take what I say here with a grain of salt. 90% of the time it will be written with sarcasm or plain old shenanigans in mind. When it isn't, you'd know.
That's all.
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I don't take anything seriously... I'm just bored and trying to get more entertainment... people keep taking it wrong... no worries about the addy... I'm the same way so you will be ok... are you in the book club though or even the flat people thing? if you are I'm sure I can send something that will eventually reach you! Or I can send it to whom you trust with your addy and then they can send it to you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here _Dan:
ghola wants pie
ghola asks Uber for pie
sacrilicious, scourge and Brdn_Nkd (another _)procure pie for ghola
they send pie to ghola
ghola gets pie and has pie party
ghola makes pie post
this happens
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!
V
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey there _Dan.
This is a post about the joys of both pie and ghola (including her minions, s_c [your brother in _] and this gravitas individual. He fancies himself an intellectual). Read the sticky notes. They hold wisdom and insight.
We love you _Rogainey.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must not be able to read between the lines.
I hate me.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know what this "pie" pie thing is Mytee, help?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of your liver, sir, I will be in Champaign on or around May 13th. Drinks?
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Definite possibility. My liver likes to travel. Now that I'm the reigning American UberDrunk, taking the crown from Teephaphappahap, I need to go out amongst my subjects.
There are a few record stores there I haven't checked out in a couple months that could bear visiting.
It all ultimately depends on the legislature. They still haven't finished a budget, until that happens I'm in a holding pattern. The prediction is they'll be done by then, but...
When it gets closer we'll talk ball.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dan, the stickey note story explains everything.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will not be ignored, nor on the outside of an inside joke.
DO YOU HEAR ME??!!
This kind of insolence(sp?) will not be stood for, don't you even know who I am?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:42:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, am I invisible here?
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Hi Dan. Pie?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:39:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh stop being so whiney and give me your addy so that I can send you something to make you happy. Maybe then you won't be so pms'y
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My address is a precious commodity and comes only after much bargaining. No offense.
Even my beloved Lishy doesn't have my address.
Seriously though, take what I say here with a grain of salt. 90% of the time it will be written with sarcasm or plain old shenanigans in mind. When it isn't, you'd know.
That's all.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?!?!!??
WTF IS THIS
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pie, man. lots and lots of pie.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of your liver, sir, I will be in Champaign on or around May 13th. Drinks?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Licious is insatiable. It's not a bad thing.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, am I invisible here?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"indie boys are neurotic..."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and if I didn't say so earlier, which I very well might have,
simple_catalyst:
If I ever make it to Georgia, consider yourself molestered.
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GOOD GOD WOMAN.
DO YOUR APPETITES KNOW NO BOUNDS?
YOU'D RAVISH THE POOR BOY, HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. POST PICTURES OF THIS AFTER YOU DO IT. I LIKE PUPPIES.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:35:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the holy fuck are you talking about monkey? I, ME, told Brdn he should include you on the god damn book club. Without that, and ghola (I think) doing the same you wouldn't even have gotten to play. Is that killing your fun?
Calm down teary eyes, take a fucking pill and deal with the comment. It was a joke.
Good goddamn god damn god, you fucking baby.
<mutters>
Just becausze people don't want to deal with you on the exact terms you think they should, they're bad? Good grief. Word of advice: Grow a thicker skin or you won't last long around this here playground, kid.
AND, ghola is right, I am temperamental.
I can be that though, because I kick ass. Deal with it.
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Oh stop being so whiney and give me your addy so that I can send you something to make you happy. Maybe then you won't be so pms'y
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MyTee, the correct answer is: THROUGH THE LIVER. All who share drinks with me are my brothers. That is all.
ghola understands me.
Like a kitty.
Yeah.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and if I didn't say so earlier, which I very well might have,
simple_catalyst:
If I ever make it to Georgia, consider yourself molestered.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he does sort of kick ass.
he sent me pie.
i mean, did you see it?
PIE.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the holy fuck are you talking about monkey? I, ME, told Brdn he should include you on the god damn book club. Without that, and ghola (I think) doing the same you wouldn't even have gotten to play. Is that killing your fun?
Calm down teary eyes, take a fucking pill and deal with the comment. It was a joke.
Good goddamn god damn god, you fucking baby.
<mutters>
Just becausze people don't want to deal with you on the exact terms you think they should, they're bad? Good grief. Word of advice: Grow a thicker skin or you won't last long around this here playground, kid.
AND, ghola is right, I am temperamental.
I can be that though, because I kick ass. Deal with it.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?!?!!??
WTF IS THIS
?
I'm not sure what is going on in the world of Uber, but there is a hot chick in this one, so +2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't ment any uberusers in person especially scourge, so for hanging out with him I can't call him a buzz kill but he is on here for me, usually.
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Try giving him liquor or sweets. The way to his heart (since he is married in real life) ie either through his stomach or liver.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CUTE!! All of you!
I also loved the post it notes.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I move in two weeks and the new place won't let me have pets...I was pondering the possibility of getting a cat (and naming it "dog", just to fuck with it). Sadly, this won't happen now.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge is tempermental.
like a kitty.
I really like cats.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:20:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
I should start to call you Dr. Buzzkill. You take the fun out of everything.
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After sharing a cab or two with him, I can promise you that is a bold face lie monkey person.
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I haven't ment any uberusers in person especially scourge, so for hanging out with him I can't call him a buzz kill but he is on here for me, usually.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i highly recommend scourge's pie.
hope you're up for razor blades.
Yum!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine - I will post a picture of me wearing a mullet with a tiny cowboy hat in exchange for pie or cookies. Said picture is in a box, so it will have to wait until after I move, leaving all of you plenty of time to send me delicious pie and scumpcious cookies.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should start to call you Dr. Buzzkill. You take the fun out of everything.
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After sharing a cab or two with him, I can promise you that is a bold face lie monkey person.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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