good cop, good cop Ep. 1 PICK-A-PATH ADVENTURE (728 hits)
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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-18 08:03:00 EDT
Hi guys, this is a story that has been playing in my head for years now, I never thought I would get it to paper but here it is!
This would make an awesome cop movie as you do not see the good ones around anymore. I haven't thought about songs to use yet but in later episodes I will put in music at different scenes.
I have also included something new to ubersite - PICK-A-PATH ADVENTURE which is an idea I got from some favourite books of mine growing up - now you guys - My Readers, get to choose the path that you want my story to go!
NEW STORY
OHANRAHAN!
yelled the police boss of the precint
'yes"
said detective skip ohanrahan, a tough no nonsense cop who refused to play
by the rules
but still got results which made his boss angry but pleased but more angry
'YOU SMASHED THAT DRUG RING BUT YOU SHOT ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE DRUG GANG SO
THERE WILL BE NO CONVICTIONS FOR DRUG DEALING'
yelled the police boss, a large African American Negroe Called Denzel
Freeman
'YEAH, but I took the scum off the streets - if thats a crime - I'm GUILTY'
Ohanahan just stared with his eyes at the boss, until the boss said
he was busy and he was sure Orhanrahan was too.
'GET ME A COFFEE SUE, AND A DONUT, A BIG DONUT SUE'
ohnarnahan heard his boss yell at his secretary, Sue
NEXT SCENE, WHERE SKIP IS DRIVING AND THINKING
ohanrahan had plenty to think about like his dead wife and the dead child he
never knew because he worked so much
to clean up the streets, but one day a drug dealer killed his family and he
never saw the bodies so
never had a proper funeral or a chance to greeve, and also he did not like
working with a partner because
he never wanted to get close to people - because people let you down, skip
ohanrahan would always says
'bang'
he pounded the steering wheel as he was stuck in traffic in the big apple
(new york)
'crackle fuzzzz'
went the police radio
'we got a 240 in process all units in the vicinty of new york please come
and help'
went the radio again
skip immediately drove to the vicintiy of the 240 (240 meant drug dealer
with gun)
when he got there he could not belive that the 240 was the same drug dealer
who killed his family (although he never saw the bodies)
'we will wait for backup, as per the police handbook'
said the other policemen but Skip never waited for backup he just did his job and that
meant taking risks and not waiting for backup or reading handbooks
BANG
he shot the drug dealer in the hart
'thats what you get, drug delaer scum, i won't rest till you all rest...in
coffins'
the drug delaer was dying but he said one thing which made Ohnarihan freeze
and go cold
'your family...they are still...alive.....Hwwuuuuuuuuuurgh'
he died, leaving skip to spin around in circles and confusion as his world
came crashing down aroundd him loudly
....his family...still....alive...?
end of part one
PICK-A-PATH ADVENTURE
What do you want to happen next -
a) SKIP retires from force and looks for his family as a renegade PI with a sidekick
b) SKIP thinks the drug dealer is lying and you get similar adventures to the one above
c) SKIP stays on the force and realises his boss is involved with his families dissaperance
d) SKIP straitens up and flys straight and becomes decorated cop until another 9/11 style attack
REMEMBER - please inculde your vote in your review, even if you are mean and -2 me please say a, b, c, or d
THANKS!
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:14:51 EDT (#)
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rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:50:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
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stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-22 02:55:21 EDT (#)
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come back georgemichael you awkward looking cunt, and write another story. I choose B. B, CUNT!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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email me at ubermethod.at.gmail.com with your myspace account please
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 03:31:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:20:00 (#)
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what is your myspace account? I like you very much and would like to add you as my friend
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post your myspace username or email first then i will add you, i don't want everyone trying to join my blog at once
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:34:27 EDT (#)
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boy, it seems like lot of people are jealos that I thought up the pick-a-path adventurre idea first.
but guys this won't work unless you select A B C or D, I can't go with E as it will take too long to think up.
At the moment D is the front runner with one vote (thanks beano)
please get your votes in quickly.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:33:45 EDT (#)
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How long are you going to keep this alter going?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:36:21 EDT (#)
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'we got a 240 in process all units in the vicinty of new york
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waitaminute, which new york we talkin bout? New York, PA, or New York, VT?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-18 14:10:40 EDT (#)
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"yelled the police boss, a large African American Negroe Called Denzel
Freeman"
;;;
that was actually extremely funny
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:56:17 EDT (#)
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Denzel Freeman :)
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:16:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-18 12:10:51 (#)
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Oh bloody Christ...
I choose "E"
The cop goes on a masochistic rampage, shoving his cock into every metal orrifice he can find. Finally, when his manhood is bloody and torn, he goes back to the station and makes his captain suck on his shredded member. He holds a gun to the captain's head, laughing like a lunatic as saliva mixes with the red ichor and runs down the older man's chin. Just as our dear cop hero is about to release his warm, white fluid down the throat of his humiliated boss, the SWAT arrives and riddles the office with bullets, killing both men.
Then the cop's daughter, who has been training as an assassin, finds out what has happen to her beloved father. She gathers together a group of the most deadly killer alive to track down the man responsible for putting her dearly departed dad in this position. YOU - George Michael.
Once she and her team of ninja-like warriors track you down in your trailer in Texas, you are held captive and forced to listen to Elton John's "Benny and The Jets" over and over again. When you think you can take no more, a large Samoan man named Tinkerbell comes into your cell. His arm is coated in industrial yellow wood glue with shards of rock salt stuck all over it. He begins to violate your rectum up to his elbow, sodomizing you with his fist. Eventually you perish from blood loss.
The daughter goes on to tour with a best-selling book. Granted, it's a holiday cookbook, but I just thought you would want to know what happened to her...
Oh yeah,
-2DIE
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much better of a writter... I choose "e" stop bothering us with stupid shit, at least if you suck like I do, have some fun with it and actually try to be bad, it makes it much more fun.
p.s. I love you Kaos
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:15:29 EDT (#)
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OHANRAHAN! - Coming this fall to CBS, starring Clint Eastwood, and Denzel Freeman!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:09:35 EDT (#)
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Needs more "Other Guy From Wham!" and less you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-18 12:10:51 EDT (#)
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Oh bloody Christ...
I choose "E"
The cop goes on a masochistic rampage, shoving his cock into every metal orrifice he can find. Finally, when his manhood is bloody and torn, he goes back to the station and makes his captain suck on his shredded member. He holds a gun to the captain's head, laughing like a lunatic as saliva mixes with the red ichor and runs down the older man's chin. Just as our dear cop hero is about to release his warm, white fluid down the throat of his humiliated boss, the SWAT arrives and riddles the office with bullets, killing both men.
Then the cop's daughter, who has been training as an assassin, finds out what has happen to her beloved father. She gathers together a group of the most deadly killer alive to track down the man responsible for putting her dearly departed dad in this position. YOU - George Michael.
Once she and her team of ninja-like warriors track you down in your trailer in Texas, you are held captive and forced to listen to Elton John's "Benny and The Jets" over and over again. When you think you can take no more, a large Samoan man named Tinkerbell comes into your cell. His arm is coated in industrial yellow wood glue with shards of rock salt stuck all over it. He begins to violate your rectum up to his elbow, sodomizing you with his fist. Eventually you perish from blood loss.
The daughter goes on to tour with a best-selling book. Granted, it's a holiday cookbook, but I just thought you would want to know what happened to her...
Oh yeah,
-2DIE
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:35:10 EDT (#)
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whoops Part II http://www.ubersite.com/m/86380
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:30:09 EDT (#)
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d) SKIP straitens up and flys straight and becomes decorated cop until another 9/11 style attack
Another top story, though I do feel I have covered the drug dealer stories for Uber.
Part I http://www.ubersite.com/m/86292
Part II http://www.ubersite.com/m/86292
Part III http://www.ubersite.com/m/86501
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:24:55 EDT (#)
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George, be warned the world is poulated by some pretty mean people.
Do not send them your money. Send it to me and I will forward it on after I have checked them out. Bank details to follow.
I'll read the story in a min a rate that.
Just wanted to let you know that you'd be safe with me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:41:44 EDT (#)
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Not all of Method's alters - actually, I can't even think of one - work around here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:40:53 EDT (#)
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I decided early on that you will ALWAYS have a perfect -2 average rating from Shlongy. I don't like your act.
Learn it, love it, live it.
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:39:35 EDT (#)
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I like the Pick a Path idea. But i choose E. Start a new story, everyones already seen Die Hard. Oh, and while your at it, use a spell checker. Good luck!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:49:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:01:26 (#)
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SOMEONE just sent this to me on myspace, I did this once before and it was fake and I lost over $100 dollars, dose anyone know if this is real?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:10:19 (#)
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No.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:20:00 EDT (#)
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what is your myspace account? I like you very much and would like to add you as my friend
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:01:26 EDT (#)
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SOMEONE just sent this to me on myspace, I did this once before and it was fake and I lost over $100 dollars, dose anyone know if this is real?
Hello Am roselly cole from united kingdom i am an oil contractor we deal with oil and petroleum products in our company . we have many custormer,s all over the states and always facing some difficulties with customers in the states always offering to pay us with united state money order, cashiers cheques and amex ( bank of america ) which is always very diffcult for us to process and cashed in here united kingdom that is the reason why we are search for a company representative before having a branch in there ,the representative is going to be part time worker for our company for customer service motives and in processing payment payed by customers, and in the process reps will always have a week dues of 10% of every payment cashed and processed before sending the rest of the funds via money gramto the cooperate office in u.k. note that this does not affect your present status of work as said earlier it is a part time job that could be earning you 4000$ in week in respect.
so please if you want to be part of team and the growth of our company i will like to get back to me. with your informations such as
FULL NAME
ADDRESS
CITY
STATE
ZIPCODE
PHONE NUMBER
regards.
this company name and address
m&s petroleum products
55 Blackfriars Road
Zip Code: M3 7DB City:
Manchester
Country: UK
+44731871004
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:39:52 EDT (#)
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This is Method.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:36:12 EDT (#)
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Knock it off, Method.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:35:42 EDT (#)
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even though i know that was sarcasm it is not a bad idea for a story so you didnt hurt me at all
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:26:46 EDT (#)
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You really can't be serious. This is shit on so many levels.
Here's an idea for you. The head of the drug deal escapes but takes the cops (Manhoramanvil or whatever his name was) Daughter, who puts up a hell of a fight before being loaded into the side door of a moving black van that screeches off into the distance - cue big flamy car chase as the cop gives chase in one of the dead drug dealers cars (keys in ignition of course)
The drug dealers van just makes it across a railway track before a huge freight train rattles past halting the cops pursuit thus ending the chase.
He then quits the police force to search for his daughter, single handedly taking on a bunch of armed guards on a remote island where the head drug dealer dude sits at a console watching his every move.
There, that should be a good way to carry on the story! Perhaps you could name it after me? My name's Mr. Cliche McCliche-son. I live in a town called 'heard it all before' which is in a village called 'I hope George Michael dies of aids'
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:19:29 EDT (#)
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I find it highly fitting that every post of yours ends with a gun pointed at my face.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:18:08 EDT (#)
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e)the cop jumps off the page and bludgeons your face into the ground.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:14:56 EDT (#)
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e- STOP
Sorry man but unless this was meant to be the most cliche story ever it sucked. Hard. Bad grammer, bad spelling and many more little things that just really bugged me.
If your going to have to write another part at least make the sidekick handicapped.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:14:05 EDT (#)
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e.
Definitely e.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:13:11 EDT (#)
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it wont work if you dont put a b c or d guys
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:10:19 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:08:35 EDT (#)
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if you leave the house today, don't forget your helmut
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:06:41 EDT (#)
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A) is my personal favorite by the way,
as he can have better adventures but I will count the votes in 2 days and then do it look american idol