New Missions for ETS (751 hits)
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Submitted by Foolproof (View user info) at 2006-04-18 15:05:14 EDT
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Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-16 10:42:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Cinderblock (user info) at 2006-08-05 07:47:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:29:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:07:20 (#)
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This wasn't funny.
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Yes, yes it was.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-18 23:13:07 EDT (#)
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Erm..
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:21:30 EDT (#)
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I can answer the Arnold one for you. Yes, many Californians really are that stupid. Pretty much everyone who voted for him only did so they could say things like "Hey man, we've got the fucking Terminator for our governor!!!! He's like, the Governator! Wanna light up another joint in his honor, dude?" I've actually heard a guy say this.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:12:21 EDT (#)
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dont fuck with the wiggles man
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 20:30:41 EDT (#)
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It was a one and then I read the file name and, like the retard i am, looked for a hidden message.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:15:10 EDT (#)
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Okay... plus +1 for this...
The only other thing I'm permitted to comment on at this time is your assertion that The Wiggles are using subliminal messages in their programme. Anyone who's ever seen Boobah knows full well they are the Lords of the Universe already and whatever puny 'army' the Aussie's might raise around the tepid exploits of The Wiggles will pale in comparison to the onslaught of the Boobah armies. - ETS
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:07:20 EDT (#)
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This wasn't funny.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:11:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:50:38 EDT (#)
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I'll save ETS some time - he's got more important imaginary things to concern himself with.
1. To make Americans do SOME math in their heads.
2. Tupac was a suicide, with flair.
3. Yes, they are.
4. A ghey Aussie army.
5. AmIdol winners become Brides of Satan and reside in Hell, level 6.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:25:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:06:48 EDT (#)
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fool you have a cameo here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/86750
Bigger role in part 4.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:57:16 EDT (#)
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ETS auto-2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:42:00 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Shadow.
I'll make up for it tommorow.
Just no creativity today.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:40:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:08:12 (#)
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ETS post #254,278
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I usually like your work Fp
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:38:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:35:03 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:32:33 (#)
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Boobah might be the freakiest show I've ever seen.
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Drop a hit and go to the website.
Your life will never be the same...
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The last time I tripped acid, which was New Year's Eve, the Boobahs came on in the hotel room. I couldn't believe the luck. It couldn't have been scripted any better.
Everyone who was tripping with me demanded we change the channel, but I would not hear of it! I paid for the room, so I was watching it. I told them if they didn't like it they could leave, which they eventually did. But I didn't care. I was 'home'.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:37:58 EDT (#)
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to hell with that man...i've had bad trips
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:35:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:32:33 (#)
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Boobah might be the freakiest show I've ever seen.
*******
Drop a hit and go to the website.
Your life will never be the same...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:32:33 EDT (#)
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Boobah might be the freakiest show I've ever seen.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:31:13 EDT (#)
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The only other thing I'm permitted to comment on at this time is your assertion that The Wiggles are using subliminal messages in their programme. Anyone who's ever seen Boobah knows full well they are the Lords of the Universe already and whatever puny 'army' the Aussie's might raise around the tepid exploits of The Wiggles will pale in comparison to the onslaught of the Boobah armies.
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My wife and I were just discussing the power of Boohbah this morning.
Good ole ETS, always has an answer!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:28:46 EDT (#)
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Hotdogs and buns:
As loony as it might sound, the disparity in the number of hotdog buns (8) to hotdogs (10) is due entirely to a conspiracy between the makers of hotdog buns and the makers of hotdogs. It's all about maximizing profits. Their ultimate goal is to intice you, the consumer, into buying 4 packages of hotdogs and 5 packages of hotdog buns to have a bun for every dog. OR, they count on the fact that you will use the 2 buns out of the second pack and will either let the remaining buns go stale and useless, in which case they've managed to sell you 6 buns you didn't need, or go buy another full pack of hot dogs so the remaining buns don't go to waste. Then the cycle repeats itself because now you've got all these hotdogs and no buns... The cycle is only broken when you've either wasted the goods, used them in another manner other than their intended purpose, or bought 5 packages of buns and 4 packages of hotdogs.
The only other thing I'm permitted to comment on at this time is your assertion that The Wiggles are using subliminal messages in their programme. Anyone who's ever seen Boobah knows full well they are the Lords of the Universe already and whatever puny 'army' the Aussie's might raise around the tepid exploits of The Wiggles will pale in comparison to the onslaught of the Boobah armies.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:24:47 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I won American Idol last year, and no one knows I was even on the show.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:19:52 EDT (#)
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My cat is called Jeremy.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:18:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:10:16 (#)
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Hey, that crazy Negro Congresswoman from Georgia has sponsored a bill to look for Tupac's real killer, Terre Haute's not that far a drive..
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She should be put to sleep.
Just like our friend ETS.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:14:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86196
I already wrote about that Jonny, but ONLY ETS can get to the bottom of it!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:10:28 EDT (#)
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kelly clarkson is famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:10:16 EDT (#)
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Hey, that crazy Negro Congresswoman from Georgia has sponsored a bill to look for Tupac's real killer, Terre Haute's not that far a drive..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:10:07 EDT (#)
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This is pretty good but I had to deduct a point because ETS is a piece of shit.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:08:12 EDT (#)
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ETS post #254,278
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:06:42 EDT (#)
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Thoughtful of you.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:06:38 EDT (#)
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TUPAC LIVES!!!!!1
I mean, this was good.