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Submitted by Root Man (View user info) at 2006-04-18 16:35:22 EDT


My friend's father, David, got a letter in the mail yesterday...

Just as a preface, he's been dead for 3 years.

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Submitted by Stellar5446 (user info) at 2006-04-18 20:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

THE GUY IS DEAD. THEY FUCKING DELETED THE ACCOUNT. IT SAYS IN THE DAMN LETTER.

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by jokr2581 (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ms paint could have wiped out the cc number. you just got a free +2 out of me.

Submitted by jokr2581 (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ms paint could have wiped out the cc number.

Submitted by Stellar5446 (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:39:13 (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting. It's highly recommended that you blur out all that personal info though.

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The guy is dead. You can send him all the mail you want, I don't think he'd care that much.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:39:13 (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting. It's highly recommended that you blur out all that personal info though.
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What this person said. Minus the interesting.


Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh,

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Prefaces come before the actual story. The two sentences you typed are in the wrong order.

Everyone with credit who dies without completely taking care of their credit affairs or having someone do it for them will get one of these letters. Boring subject matter.

It might have been just a little entertaining had the letter been for a credit approval despite the approvee being listed as deceased. But it wasn't, so it wasn't.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A friend of mine's dad just turned 50 and he got a letter from a local cemetary saying that they were having a special "pre-need sale." Nice of them to think of him in his advancing age.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

4417 1284 9851 4296, eh?

Thanks, dude!

<goes off in search of overseas porn collections>

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-18 16:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Interesting. It's highly recommended that you blur out all that personal info though.


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