Firrst time poster and I have some questions too. (664 hits)
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Submitted by OrganicBuddha (View user info) at 2006-04-19 08:07:08 EDT
First time poster and I have some questions too
Hi there. this is my first post - so be kind - yah right
I was going to the grocery store the other day, and I got stopped by a red light. A cop car pulled up to me, and the two cops inside were staring at me. I wasn't doin anything wrong and my car is legal so I didn't know why. I pulled into the grocery store and they followed me. when I parked they parked behind me.
I got out of the car and stood there for a minute looking at them. one of them rolled down his window and waved at me so I walked over.
The cop apparently liked the way I looked because he asked me out. I told him no - I don't wanna date cops. He asked me why not?
I told him because I'm muslim and can't eat pork. His partner laughed at him but he got mad. I walked away - that's it.
and since you guys like pictures here is something I found that I thought was funny, or should I say teh funny or is that only good for teh hotness? And what is that apw fupa spt stuff standing for? and why all the rape? thank you for your help.
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Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-04-21 06:32:19 EDT (#)
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erm...right.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:54:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:07:48 (#)
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I'm not going to post anything because I know how it works on this site. You want me to post something so you can ralley up your friends and spam it with -2. That happened too much under my other name.
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Then feel free to fuck off.
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:07:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:35:06 (#)
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Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:53:49 (#)
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"Hi there. this is my first post - so be kind -"
you are at the wrong site dude. this place is swamped with angry little kids
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Im not angry or a kid but dont be fooled! I am little and highly bitter.
Post something before passing judgment, fuckhole.
Also, this post was utter shit, piss off and dont come back.
"Be nice"?!
This isnt a site for sprites!
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I'm not going to post anything because I know how it works on this site. You want me to post something so you can ralley up your friends and spam it with -2. That happened too much under my other name.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:39:27 EDT (#)
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"Hi there. this is my first post - so be kind"
(Auto -2)
"I was going to the grocery store the other day..."
(Holy shit, is it actually a funny story on the first post!?)
"I walked away - that's it."
(Aw hell, never mind.)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:35:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:53:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hi there. this is my first post - so be kind -"
you are at the wrong site dude. this place is swamped with angry little kids
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Im not angry or a kid but dont be fooled! I am little and highly bitter.
Post something before passing judgment, fuckhole.
Also, this post was utter shit, piss off and dont come back.
"Be nice"?!
This isnt a site for sprites!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:31:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:29:35 (#)
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You sound hot.
How often do you poop?
Bauahauahauahahahahahahahahahahahah et. al.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:29:28 EDT (#)
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Looks like the short bus just stopped at the corner and someone's mommy wasn't there to pick her up.
Submitted by unknown9 (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:53:49 EDT (#)
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"Hi there. this is my first post - so be kind -"
you are at the wrong site dude. this place is swamped with angry little kids
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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I swear to God, Method needs to do a seminar for people who want to make an alter.
First rule: If you wish to use your alter for a while, DON'T BE SO DAMN BLATANT ABOUT IT ON THE FIRST POST!
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:34:12 EDT (#)
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Funny stuff...... can't eat pork
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:28:13 EDT (#)
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I wish he had sodomized you with his night-stick
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:14:32 EDT (#)
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You set the bar real low here bitch.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86801
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:59:52 EDT (#)
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Rubbish. Fuck off.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:57:45 EDT (#)
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An alter= A neutered man, or eunuch
--And what is that apw fupa spt stuff standing for?
APW= Annoying Poster Wednesday- You're right on time!!!
FUPA= Fat Upper Pussy Area. I thought everyone knew that.
SPT= Stop Posting Tripe.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:57:12 EDT (#)
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My disc got herniated while I read this post
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:55:08 EDT (#)
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+1 because you had good intentions and it wasn't a horrible post.
Good luck.
Submitted by Zol (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:47:00 EDT (#)
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First time poster and I have some questions too
no questions
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:44:27 EDT (#)
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And what is that apw fupa spt stuff standing for?
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I would like you to guess. I might find that more amusing than this post.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:21:49 (#)
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that was my first song, please be kind
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So leilani comes into the studio, right? Sits down and strums out this tune. I said, "That's a number one record."
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:34:57 EDT (#)
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Alright fess up, who's shitty alter is this?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:32:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OrganicBuddha (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:13:03 (#)
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What is an alter?
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nigga please
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:29:35 EDT (#)
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You sound hot.
How often do you poop?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:21:49 EDT (#)
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that was my first song, please be kind
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:19:12 EDT (#)
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and why all the rape?
To keep people like you away.
Sometime you fall through the net, sure.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:15:55 EDT (#)
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Alter.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:08:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:04:55 EDT (#)
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the beginning and end of this post suck harder than the biggest blackest boner alive.
but the middle bit made me smile.
I will give you '0'.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:54:02 EDT (#)
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:44:57 EDT (#)
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Rape: The Final Frontier
Would have been good if you had instead said "YIDDISH MOTHERFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:43:30 EDT (#)
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I suggest you go suck some more dick.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:40:50 EDT (#)
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Why? Really, why?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:32:27 EDT (#)
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I've used catch rags that I liked more than this.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:28:19 EDT (#)
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Poor joke. Poor post.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:18:58 EDT (#)
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i don't think you are an alter, but i DO think you are shit.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:17:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:16:17 EDT (#)
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Denial of alter or even knowledge of what one is...check
mentioning terms used on Uber and asking what they mean...check
Mentioning first post and could we be nice...check
sounding like a dumbass...check
alter...fucking check!
Method, please reel in these buffoons.
If you don't know how or don't have a fresh idea for using an alter...DON'T FUCKING DO IT!
Submitted by OrganicBuddha (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is an alter?
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Welcome. Please try to make sure that your posts in the future do not suck. Thank you.
-1 instead of -2 because you have a cool user name.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whose ever alter this is...YOU ARE BEING TO OBVIOUS SCRAP THIS ONE AND TRY AGAIN!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-19 08:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2