Ubereview: Shlongy (833 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.41 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by waterbottle (View user info) at 2006-04-19 09:36:59 EDT
You can compare some people to countries. Arnold Schwarzenegger is like America (big, strong, a little stupid, but still kicks ass). The Bahamas and Paris Hilton provide the perfect match - beautiful but there's nothing there. And Shlongy? Well Shlongy is like Britain.
Arrogant, attempting to live in past glories, completely unaware that the world has passed him by, probably when he missed that six foot putt for eagle at the 18th.
His reviewiews are interesting, if not a little unimaginative. His insults include "I suggest you go suck some more dick" and "You shitting me? I used my raging hardon to crack this case". And what is this obsession with his penis? You know what they say: the doers: do, the talkers: talk.
The biggest disappointment however, is how Shlongy has fallen. His first posts including "Uber Exclusive!!! Adamdidit2u at work - Camwhore" were good. Solid, if not brilliant, which is, admittedly more than can be said for some first posts submitted.
But Shlongy has fallen, and it saddens me. It saddens me to see a such a great amount of potential be reduced to the posting of photos such as "Part 1 Girls I've Dated", which in themselves have amusement potential, needing a creative touch, a slick caption perhaps, to catapult them into star struck orbit.
Yet, all is not lost, there is a chance that Shlongy could once again entertain with his brilliant talent. The question is whether or not he is willing to enter the time, the effort, and above all the discipline to once again be top dog. Can you see Britain ruling the world again? I think not.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 11:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, apparently I DID see this one. Doh!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-09-17 11:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed this, I think.
I can't remember...too many tributes...too little time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, this is just an oldie brought back out of retirement.
Sorry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-09 14:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The tributes just keep piling up. I can't keep track.
By the way, you're not funny, this was stupid, you probably have acne and are a fatass, to boot.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-01-09 13:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One weekend with Shlongy and you'd all change your tune. From what I've seen, everything he's said about his house, his job, his car, his wife, and his income is all true.
And the 18th is a par 4. Not even Shlong can putt for eagle on that one.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-09 13:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dont b givin me eviiillllls
Shlongys gonna get you..
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-01-09 12:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a douchebag.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Correcting a fuckup.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:44:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy doesnt NEED to post to prove how great he is.
He has sycophants to do it for him now.
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What? No minions or toadys? Bullshit.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:38:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are too new to make assumptions about users, no matter how accurate they may be.
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Fuck Off, they're called archives.
If you have 2 hours or so to piss-off, you can get right up to 'speed' as to what's
happening in this shit-hole.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you and all the fag reviewers. Shlongy is King of the hill, bar none.
DIPSHIT!!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy doesnt NEED to post to prove how great he is.
He has sycophants to do it for him now.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:50:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:24:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Annoy (like the French ennui, a word traced by etymologists to a Latin phrase, in odio esse, to be "in hatred" or hateful of someone), to vex or affect with irritation. In the sense of "nuisance," the noun "annoyance" is found in the English "Jury of Annoyance" appointed by an act of 1754 to report upon obstructions in the highways.
Annoyance is an unpleasant mental state that is characterized by such effects as irritation and distraction from one's conscious thinking. It can lead to emotions such as frustration and anger. See also irritation.
An annoyance is a stimulus that can produce a state of annoyance in a person. It can be in the form of a persistent and mild physical pain, a little sister, an immature friend or the continued hindrance from achieving a goal.
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Cunt is an English slang word that refers to the human female genitals. It is considered by some to be the most offensive word in the English language. In modern English, the word vagina is considered to be much more polite, though strictly speaking this Latin word refers only to the internal female genitalia, unlike vulva. The earliest citation of the word in the Oxford English Dictionary is a reference to the London street name "Gropecunt Lane" dated to about 1230.
You are an annoying cunt.
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Just a small point. Ennui is the french noun "boredom". You may have meant "tracas" which is "trouble" or "worry".
Oh, and "Gropecunt Lane" is actually spelt "Gropecuntelane". You are correct in that its first known reference is in 1230, where it named a street in Southark, London which was a haunt of prostitutes. The name was eventually shortened to "Grope Street", or "Grape Street".
Apart from those minor points a very impressive rant. 8/10
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I took that from Wikipedia, take it up with them spunk-jockey.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:24:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Annoy (like the French ennui, a word traced by etymologists to a Latin phrase, in odio esse, to be "in hatred" or hateful of someone), to vex or affect with irritation. In the sense of "nuisance," the noun "annoyance" is found in the English "Jury of Annoyance" appointed by an act of 1754 to report upon obstructions in the highways.
Annoyance is an unpleasant mental state that is characterized by such effects as irritation and distraction from one's conscious thinking. It can lead to emotions such as frustration and anger. See also irritation.
An annoyance is a stimulus that can produce a state of annoyance in a person. It can be in the form of a persistent and mild physical pain, a little sister, an immature friend or the continued hindrance from achieving a goal.
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Cunt is an English slang word that refers to the human female genitals. It is considered by some to be the most offensive word in the English language. In modern English, the word vagina is considered to be much more polite, though strictly speaking this Latin word refers only to the internal female genitalia, unlike vulva. The earliest citation of the word in the Oxford English Dictionary is a reference to the London street name "Gropecunt Lane" dated to about 1230.
You are an annoying cunt.
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Just a small point. Ennui is the french noun "boredom". You may have meant "tracas" which is "trouble" or "worry".
Oh, and "Gropecunt Lane" is actually spelt "Gropecuntelane". You are correct in that its first known reference is in 1230, where it named a street in Southark, London which was a haunt of prostitutes. The name was eventually shortened to "Grope Street", or "Grape Street".
Apart from those minor points a very impressive rant. 8/10
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In some ways I agree but in others, I don't.
Have a 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE SHLONGY EMPIRE
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Annoy (like the French ennui, a word traced by etymologists to a Latin phrase, in odio esse, to be "in hatred" or hateful of someone), to vex or affect with irritation. In the sense of "nuisance," the noun "annoyance" is found in the English "Jury of Annoyance" appointed by an act of 1754 to report upon obstructions in the highways.
Annoyance is an unpleasant mental state that is characterized by such effects as irritation and distraction from one's conscious thinking. It can lead to emotions such as frustration and anger. See also irritation.
An annoyance is a stimulus that can produce a state of annoyance in a person. It can be in the form of a persistent and mild physical pain, a little sister, an immature friend or the continued hindrance from achieving a goal.
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Cunt is an English slang word that refers to the human female genitals. It is considered by some to be the most offensive word in the English language. In modern English, the word vagina is considered to be much more polite, though strictly speaking this Latin word refers only to the internal female genitalia, unlike vulva. The earliest citation of the word in the Oxford English Dictionary is a reference to the London street name "Gropecunt Lane" dated to about 1230.
You are an annoying cunt.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:35:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:29:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:13:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
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a litle saltier then i xpected lol
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You just assisted in degrading yourself, and now I don't know what to say to top your current state of humiliation.
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haha u dont kno wut to say, so i wun teh argumnt. :):):)
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I'm sorry, but any guy that sucks dick has failed before he even starts.
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lol im a gurl, wut r u talking abotu?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you. Shlongy is funnier than the Pope, and that guy is a fucking riot!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 12:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha! I think it's only fair if you keep -2 me. One rating is appreciated for its inherent critic value, two ratings are disappointing, yet imply a great distaste of the piece. However, any more is despicable and could lead to accusations of personal, rather than objective criticism.
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well cry me a fucking river crazy-nipples
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-19 12:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-19 12:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 12:05:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:38:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are too new to make assumptions about users, no matter how accurate they may be.
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Indubitably.
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Single word of agreement.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 12:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:38:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are too new to make assumptions about users, no matter how accurate they may be.
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Indubitably.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha! I think it's only fair if you keep -2 me. One rating is appreciated for its inherent critic value, two ratings are disappointing, yet imply a great distaste of the piece. However, any more is despicable and could lead to accusations of personal, rather than objective criticism.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't so good.
I doubt he'll even give this his customary +2 for Shlongy tribute posts, and he always does that.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I managed something
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I'll manage a little something onto your bruised ball-slapped forehead if you dont stop +2ing yourself
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:46:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:35:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
That was pretty good reply for an AIDs carrier. Even so you're going on the bottom when I pound you
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I look forward to it. And next time your Dad goes to discipline you, remind him to use a condom, otherwise you will end up with my AIDs, via your Dad....
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Ok that was just poor
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At least I managed something
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:45:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:35:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
That was pretty good reply for an AIDs carrier. Even so you're going on the bottom when I pound you
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I look forward to it. And next time your Dad goes to discipline you, remind him to use a condom, otherwise you will end up with my AIDs, via your Dad....
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Ok that was just poor
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can you see Britain ruling the world again?"""
Why not? They did a better job at it and for a longer time than the U.S. did and will. Lots of today's popular culture also comes from there.
The U.S. is really just a small but very smelly fart on humanity's timeline.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:35:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:29:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:13:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
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You tell me, I'm not the one sucking it.
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Not fucking likely sweet-thighs, you have 'prison bitch' tattooed all over your forehead, which is bruised black and blue from having shlongy's nuts slapped on it so oft
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True, but with me and Shlongy, at least it's consensual. With you it was just rape.
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That was pretty good reply for an AIDs carrier. Even so you're going on the bottom when I pound you
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I look forward to it. And next time your Dad goes to discipline you, remind him to use a condom, otherwise you will end up with my AIDs, via your Dad....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-18 19:10:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
HI! My name is Waterbottle.
I'm actually a college kid from the US east coast, (or probably one of Method's alters.)
I wrote a pointless, yet inflamatory post to cause bickering and hostility here on Ubersite.
I don't really believe in any of this, but I sure know how to push people's buttons.
I will continue to post this kind of nonsense until I get bored or until I die in a beer bonging accident at my frat house.
Thanks again for participating!!!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:29:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:13:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:19 (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
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You tell me, I'm not the one sucking it.
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Not fucking likely sweet-thighs, you have 'prison bitch' tattooed all over your forehead, which is bruised black and blue from having shlongy's nuts slapped on it so oft
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True, but with me and Shlongy, at least it's consensual. With you it was just rape.
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That was pretty good reply for an AIDs carrier. Even so you're going on the bottom when I pound you
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:13:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
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You tell me, I'm not the one sucking it.
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Not fucking likely sweet-thighs, you have 'prison bitch' tattooed all over your forehead, which is bruised black and blue from having shlongy's nuts slapped on it so oft
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True, but with me and Shlongy, at least it's consensual. With you it was just rape.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:38:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are too new to make assumptions about users, no matter how accurate they may be.
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
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You tell me, I'm not the one sucking it.
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Not fucking likely sweet-thighs, you have 'prison bitch' tattooed all over your forehead, which is bruised black and blue from having shlongy's nuts slapped on it so oft
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
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You tell me, I'm not the one sucking it.
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Good come back.
Now tell him he's gay!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Words cannot express how indifferent I am to schlongy and whether his post 'get back to his original goodness'... or whatever crazy nonsense you are spurting.
Don't get me wrong, I don't wish him ill. I reserve that for you.
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GREAT Britain
Don't you EVER forget that.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
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You tell me, I'm not the one sucking it.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-19 10:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell me mate how does shlongy's dick taste?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just realised, I'm a giant fucking tool!
Submitted by IWalkOnPavement (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:38:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are too new to make assumptions about users, no matter how accurate they may be.
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I agree. I'm new myself, and even I know that until you are established, you can't go judging established users.
Dumbass.
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just realised. This post is a godsend to Shlongy's ego.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post lacks what this post has... http://www.ubersite.com/m/86514
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt>
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:42:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:42:46 EDT (#)
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If we lived in a world where we genetically engineered people to be clever we would never have had to read this post. Makes you think.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shitty alter alert.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:41:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:40:41 (#)
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I don't know who will be more insulted. the british or shlongy?
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Speaking as a brit, it's hard to be insulted by this sort of thing.
And by thing I mean the user, not the post
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He fuckin LOVES these. I would, too. Do me next.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:40:41 EDT (#)
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I don't know who will be more insulted. the british or shlongy?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are too new to make assumptions about users, no matter how accurate they may be.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-19 09:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
reviewiews?
Prick