15 Minutes challenge... A Penguin Jumped off A Cliff (me a bad righter) (601 hits)
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Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2006-04-19 11:03:07 EDT
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-08 23:41:34 (#)
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A Penguin Jumped Off A Cliff....
Time 10:50
Lemmings? No they were Penguins. From my experience with Lemmings I know that they just do what they others do. I played the SNES Video game.. Isn't that the way to teach children about real-life.
Stewart was the busiest of all the penguins, I named him Stewart because I'm unimaginative and penguins look like little waiters. He'd waddle around all day from group to group. But the reason he ran group to group is because no one liked him. He had no friends. Life was tough for Stewart but he would make do by playing with the baby polar bear just like the Coca-cola commercial. I wrote that commercial based one my experiences with Stewart.
But because the Penguins were all mean to Stewart the baby Polar bear's mother (Whitey)Didn't like the other penguins, so she chased after them. All the little penguins were scared so they started to run away, but they were running away towards the edge of a huge glacier. Whitey let out a big roar. And the first Penguin jumped off the Cliff... then another and another...until all the penguins turned into lemmings and plunged to their death.
Whitey was proud that she avenged her son's friend the penguin Stewart. But Stewart was a Penguin, not a Polar Bear. And Stewart just wanted to belong with all the Penguins. So Stewart jumped and smashed his brains in like all the other dumb Lemming Penguins. Whitey didn't understand, but just turned around and walked away. As she turned, her son seeing that Stewart jumped, jumped too. And the Baby Polar bear died too. Whitey turned at the last second to see this gruesome death.
The moral is: learn about gravity and how it can mangle your body if you jump off a cliff. And Baby Polar Bears are stupid!
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:15:41 EDT (#)
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Ha ha, this read more like a 5 minute challenge...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:31:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:09:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:18:19 EDT (#)
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captain- Antarctica can get cold but when I was there I killed all the polarbears that were there that why there is no more. their fur kept me and my wife warm for a good three days. I'm actually looking for that game
anyone know where I could find it... and don't say Ebay...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:13:54 EDT (#)
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Fucking HATED that Lemmings game. This post was much better.
S R - you had a HONEYMOON at Antarctica? There's actually places to GO and things to DO down there? I thought it was colder than a cooter's cunt and nothing to do unless you're a research scientist.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:12:50 EDT (#)
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scourge asked me for a short story about Pablo the Lonely Lemming a few weeks ago, and this reminded me of it a lot. It had lemmings, death, and a moral to the story. What are the chances?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:05:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:57:35 (#)
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Penguins = South Pole
Polar Bears = North Pole
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hahahaha
I noticed that half way through my writing, but I couldn't go back. I wanted to say during that this happened during my Antartica honeymoon, but then I realized that Polar bears aren't there. it was too late and I was running out of time...
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makes my day that you noticed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:57:35 EDT (#)
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Penguins = South Pole
Polar Bears = North Pole
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:34:05 EDT (#)
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Deadly Aesop's fable
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:19:23 EDT (#)
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I guess it's worth a meh as part of the challenge
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:16:34 EDT (#)
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but everytime someone +2 my post It gets harder! (my penis that is)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:14:40 EDT (#)
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To those unfamiliar with this old-age challenge... http://www.ubersite.com/m/86809 go there and join in. It's harder than you think! (and no, I'm not talking about essars penis)
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:13:14 EDT (#)
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Chuckled, I did.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:09:33 EDT (#)
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This Sir, was a literary masterpiece.
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:07:47 EDT (#)
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But who got the coke?
I've seen some drug addicts do similair things...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-19 11:05:44 EDT (#)
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haha WHITEY! haha funny stuff.