Everybody Loves Date Rape (2624 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.9 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2006-04-19 13:04:17 EDT
A conversation between me and Spooner has led me to believe that this could be the most unique bandwagon ever created. There are no rules, there are no prizes. All you need is a microphone and a desire to make an ass out of yourself by showing off how badly you can sing.
And trust me, I really suck at singing.
I was going to be really ballsy and do this acapella, but I liked the guitar solo too much. I'm a sucker for guitar solos.
If you don't want to participate, you can request a user to do a particular song (ie: Shlongy - It's Raining Men), or simply ask me to do it. I'm bored enough to actually go through with it.
Enjoy.
Date Rape.mp3 (3 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-30 16:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hilarious!
If I can find my mic, I'm so jumping on this bandwagon.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made my peenie hurt, so -2, but it was hilarious, so +several.
Whatever, man!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stick this up your bandwagon and taste the rainbow, bitches: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86914
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:02:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to hear Captain Thorns sing Success by Iggy Pop, with Circe singing the echoes.
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Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha
Sorry Stag...I'm not familiar with Iggy...but you'll cream your pants when I unleash my latest music project efforts on Uber in the next week or so.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Stagger, my voice is generally shite.
I can do a nice 'drank too much whiskey and smoked all night' version of 'Down There by the Train'
Writtten by Waits for Cash. Yah.
It won't crop up today though. I'm lazying around and drinking in my yard. Well, not at this exact second, but you know...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i want to hear TigerLilly sing "i'm a Bitch" by Meridith Brooks.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh oh i want to do one!! what song should i butcher??
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my favorite bandwagons, ever.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stagger, you asshole:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86884
I don't sing.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want Shlongy to sing Stagger Lee, the version of his choosing.
I want Saccy to sing Nolita by Keren Ann Ziegeld (or however you spell her last name).
I want to hear O-Tron bust a phat rap, Smart Went Crazy by Atmosphere.
I want to hear Captain Thorns sing Success by Iggy Pop, with Circe singing the echoes.
I want redskieslookfake to sing Chelsea Hotel No. 2 by Leonard Cohen.
I want ghola to sing Step Right Up by Tom Waits.
I want scourge to sing Train-Long Suffering by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, and I want the other members of that minicon thingy to sing the backup parts.
I want mockidol to sing the White Stripes version of Lord, Send Me An Angel.
I want Bubba to sing Death Letter by Son House.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop crying, asshole.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to annoy everyone, I should do the most emo song possible, How Could This Happen to Me? by Simple Plan. That's gotta be the most annoying song ever sung.
Any other requests? I promise my voice has gotten deep by now, no more cracks.
Weep
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to hear sacrilicious sing, "sadeness" by enigma.
Actually I just want to hear her do that breathing thing in the middle of the song and I will be happy
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do the Cheers theme song, Shlong.
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I did an Uberized version of this and then said 'fuck it' and never posted it. I may go dig it up and see if I want the flaming it's worth or not.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orgasmatron - Do Wrecksx In Effects - Rump Shaker. All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do the Cheers theme song, Shlong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait! I didn't see the "shout out"!
I WILL take requests but not for The Weather Girls, for Godsakes...Haven't you seen how fat they were?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:59:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, not everybody.
The chick with the ravaged asshole and an emptied purse probably isn't a huge fan of it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just recorded it in WAV format, using a shitty microphone and the MP3 playing in the background. I'm sure there're other ways, but I think making it shitty is funny too.
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I think that making it shitty's the only way to go with something like this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, not everybody.
The chick with the ravaged asshole and an emptied purse probably isn't a huge fan of it.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ballsy no doubt. I was entertained.
Next do "Lottie Dottie" by Slick Rick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you sing better than ETS
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta wait till I get home to listen to this.
I have a feeling it's gonna make me wish I had a mic at home.
The concept seems a lil dorky though... I'll think it over tonight at karaoke.
TASTE THE SARCASM BITCHES!!!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha oh man that was bad! Brad Nowell is turning over in his grave.
When are we hanging out again, fagboy?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:40:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just recorded it in WAV format, using a shitty microphone and the MP3 playing in the background. I'm sure there're other ways, but I think making it shitty is funny too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I'd like to request Shlongy and Nitty do "Macho Man", Village People style.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the bandwagon concept...should be interesting to see who else participates and what songs come out of it.
Since my current project is not yet complete for another week or so, I submit to you my entire Uber collection to-date: http://www.ubersite.com/u/CaptainThorns/l/captainthorns_music
As for your song...could've used more of the music in the mix. It was imbalanced w/ too much vocal in ratio to the music. A compressor on your vocal track would've been helpful at the couple parts where you shout and my ears about exploded from the decibel change. :p What software are you using? I use Cool Edit Pro...check it out...it'll help with both of the above and it's easy to use.
That aside, your rendition of "Date Rape" highly entertained me.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
5 +2s for any man who works up the balls to sing along to Jennifer Lopez - Let's Get Loud
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This wasn't very amusing but +1 for having the balls to do it.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't want to click on this because o the title, but then the +2 started to stack up... curiosity gets the best of me again.
and i <3 you both Mat & Method
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't listen to it here. but i'll give you a +2 just in case it's sublime you're singing. cuz they ruled the day.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep in mind, I will do songs by request.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At the Greek orgy we were just at..... you know, with all the men....... and the steam........
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and I like your voice
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tease
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where did I say you apologized, Lurch?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never apologized, assmunch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha since when am I offended by anything, you pussy
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a little offended by this, my man
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Awwww, I was just playin'. You know I love Greeks.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a little offended by this, my man
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its stuff like this that makes me wish I had speakers on my computer...
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-04-19 13:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto sublime +2