15 Minute Challenge - Well Spank My Ass and Call Me George (NSFW) (1275 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-04-19 14:01:25 EDT
"Well, spank my ass and call me George!" the president decreed,
For nothing gave him pleasure more than seminating seed.
In boxes, bums, or any orifice that he could find,
Ol' Georgie'd stick his peenar to the hilt and start to grind.
"This one's for Chelsea!" cried the aging racketeer of war.
"That Clinton never knew his daughter dearest was a whore!"
With Laura, Hillary, and Barbara waiting close at hand
To stimulate his freckled, old sebaceous groinal gland.
"You say you've had enough, old ladies?" Dubya roared in rage.
"I think not! Strip your clothes off now and get inside the cage!
Before I'm done, you'll wish you'd never voted me back in!
Now spank my ass and call me George!" said Mr. B again.
They spanked him 'till he sweated blood and turned his buttcheeks red,
And Condoleeza offered to give G some Negro head,
Which Georgie thought about, then quickly stated in repass,
"I'm sorry Rice, but God says to fuck niggers in the ass."
Exhausted, spent, and most exhilarated, Bush retired
Into his Oval Office where the intern'd just been fired.
"That dark bitch wouldn't spank me," Dubya mused. "Let's drop a bomb!
Yes, that'll teach Iraq to bribe me with bin Laden's mom."
So war was waged, the soldiers died, and children ran amuck,
Some women camouflaged in burkas got hit by a truck,
Which proudly boasted stars and stripes, and eagles on its crest,
Then military men jumped from the top and shot the rest.
The moral of this story - if you really want to know,
The reason why our troops are in Iraq is not for show,
But rather, all for reasons that our President did forge,
Because bin Laden's mom won't spank his ass and call him George.
User Reviews
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-08-10 19:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT's toilet humour.... but I like it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaaaaaaa that was too much
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha, fucking brilliant and hilarious.
Osama must have a monster cock, look at the way that lucky animal's belly is filling up with each stroke...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:23:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CrunchyBits (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:26:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!! Love it!!! mind if I send it around to people?
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Nope...Uber *is* public domain, last I checked.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:22:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:03:07 (#)
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Thank you Sac, but I made it for my lover Captain Thorns, and if he sees that you complimented me for it, or if Orgasmatron sees it, we are both in for a lot of trouble!
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Average_Dan...(oh how I love your underscore)...I'm touched by your poem. If I were gay, you'd be the man for me.
And Orgasmatron, well, we've already established he's my bitch. <wink>
Submitted by CrunchyBits (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:26:29 EDT (#)
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HA!! Love it!!! mind if I send it around to people?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:06:07 EDT (#)
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giggle
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:52:25 EDT (#)
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I'll give you a +2 if you give me one!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:37:46 EDT (#)
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Hoppaahh!!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:22:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:22:21 (#)
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Beautiful Sac, I wish you would do me.
I mean a poem, not...well, you know.
Never mind.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:18:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:03:07 (#)
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Thank you Sac, but I made it for my lover Captain Thorns, and if he sees that you complimented me for it, or if Orgasmatron sees it, we are both in for a lot of trouble!
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Nah, they can't stay mad at us.
Did you ever read mine?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83106
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:03:07 EDT (#)
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Thank you Sac, but I made it for my lover Captain Thorns, and if he sees that you complimented me for it, or if Orgasmatron sees it, we are both in for a lot of trouble!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 17:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:52:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit man, this was fucking amazing!!
I wasn't ghey before, you know, i'd like to try it out,
to suck the wang of captian while my knees are cut by grout,
that rests between the tiles of the frigid bathroom floor,
I'd like it if you called me, "Dirty, filthy, fucking, whore".
Of course, all this I know because the voice inside my head,
tells me that I should wake in tears in Captian Thorny's bed,
I've tried to stop the voice but he continuously heckles,
"the man will love the view of your bald dome with sparing freckles."
And so good Captain thorns, whose name I treasure as mine own,
I'd like to ask if you'd consider taking half-my bone?
For catching isn't something that I really like to do,
but if you catch for me, I promise i'll be light on you.
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Dammit Dan, this was fucking amazing!!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm impressed.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit man, this was fucking amazing!!
I wasn't ghey before, you know, i'd like to try it out,
to suck the wang of captian while my knees are cut by grout,
that rests between the tiles of the frigid bathroom floor,
I'd like it if you called me, "Dirty, filthy, fucking, whore".
Of course, all this I know because the voice inside my head,
tells me that I should wake in tears in Captian Thorny's bed,
I've tried to stop the voice but he continuously heckles,
"the man will love the view of your bald dome with sparing freckles."
And so good Captain thorns, whose name I treasure as mine own,
I'd like to ask if you'd consider taking half-my bone?
For catching isn't something that I really like to do,
but if you catch for me, I promise i'll be light on you.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really really really good.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:18:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's retarded. Is this site full of morons?
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Hey cocksucker, when you're done fisting your grandma how's about you take a big swig of that toilet bowl cleaner?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:00:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:18:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's retarded. Is this site full of morons?
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Awww wookit da widdle n00b!!!
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's retarded. Is this site full of morons?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment that sums it up.
-Dave
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:41:40 EDT (#)
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This made me take a Sharpie and write a "w" on one buttcheek and a "w" on the other.
Then I bent over, spread 'em open and spelled out WOW.
I took a camwhore just for you. I'll post it on your birthday.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:37:04 EDT (#)
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I can't stop looking at that picture of Osama, is there something wrong with me?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:30:39 EDT (#)
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Nice
Submitted by waterbottle (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:29:34 EDT (#)
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Fan-fucking-tastic
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:28:36 EDT (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:13:13 EDT (#)
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aah ha ha hah a
Perfect. Just perfect..
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:11:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:08:59 EDT (#)
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challenge yes
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:04:20 EDT (#)
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Mr. Thorns, this was wonderful!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:04:19 EDT (#)
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Flawless, in every way.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-19 14:03:57 EDT (#)
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It's probably better for everyone involved that I don't do drugs. I'm crazy enough without them.