15 Minute Challenge - "Kate Beckinsale, a vibrator, and the best thirty seconds I wish I ever had." (738 hits)
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Submitted by Monarch (View user info) at 2006-04-19 18:08:10 EDT
*Monarch closes his eyes and tries to imagine the best 30 seconds possible involving Kate Beckinsale and a vibrator*
(30 seconds later)
*ejaculates*
...I'm gonna go watch Underworld 2 again.
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-23 18:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just...can't...negatively rate....that fine...woman...damn you....
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the first underworld was better
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 fopr being able to last 4 times longer then I did in those 30 seconds.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought the rules-makers said to not do this post?
And yet you flagrantly broke the rules???
AWESOME!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great title
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Call me crazy, but isn't the fantasy supposed to go more like, "the best 30 seconds with Kate Beckinsale and your dick?"
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Hey, this is the title I got by random selection.
Work with what you're given, you know?
(insert obligatory self -2)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aye, shes hot
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Call me crazy, but isn't the fantasy supposed to go more like, "the best 30 seconds with Kate Beckinsale and your dick?"
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83577
The only time I have mentioned Kate Beckinsale in a post
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give you a zero, you would have gotten a +1 for a better Kate Beckinsdale pic. I'll be sure to incorporate that into my next post.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would have been great without the mental image of you masturbating.
Dick.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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