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15 Minute Challenge - "Kate Beckinsale, a vibrator, and the best thirty seconds I wish I ever had." (644 hits)

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Rating: 0.38 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Monarch (View user info) at 2006-04-19 18:08:10 EDT


*Monarch closes his eyes and tries to imagine the best 30 seconds possible involving Kate Beckinsale and a vibrator*

(30 seconds later)

*ejaculates*






























...I'm gonna go watch Underworld 2 again.


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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-23 18:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just...can't...negatively rate....that fine...woman...damn you....

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the first underworld was better

Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 fopr being able to last 4 times longer then I did in those 30 seconds.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought the rules-makers said to not do this post?

And yet you flagrantly broke the rules???

AWESOME!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great title

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

Call me crazy, but isn't the fantasy supposed to go more like, "the best 30 seconds with Kate Beckinsale and your dick?"

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Hey, this is the title I got by random selection.

Work with what you're given, you know?

(insert obligatory self -2)

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

aye, shes hot

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Call me crazy, but isn't the fantasy supposed to go more like, "the best 30 seconds with Kate Beckinsale and your dick?"

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83577


The only time I have mentioned Kate Beckinsale in a post

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 1

14:30 remaining...

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll give you a zero, you would have gotten a +1 for a better Kate Beckinsdale pic. I'll be sure to incorporate that into my next post.


Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Would have been great without the mental image of you masturbating.

Dick.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-19 18:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

14:30 remaining...


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