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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-19 19:31:43 EDT
Hi guys, my PICK-A-PATH ADVENTURE is still in the works but should be ready to post tomorrow morning.
DId you know i recently joined myspace not long ago and found it hard to get friends on there I get invites from other people all the time but they are all weird.
Look at this one i got just now -
Hello.well my name is linda from US, 5.6fth tall single heart broken.am a sales/rep.i lost my mom and dad in a car accident ago while i was in usa two years ago..came to utah after i lost my mom.i have a sis she is in utah but a drug adict.do you like to know about the recently heart broken that i had I am sorry t o tell you that really you sound so caring and i believe if we work in hand things are gon get on fine beetw een us. but as i have said about my heart broken recently. it as brought me in sadness i cry everyday praying that one day i will get over this..when i went through ur profile i really liked it and found both of us %99 compatible,the only %1 missing is that right now am not home.am stucked somewhere in africa and i need help to n come back to the state you can email me directly if you can pls help me out ok....You can email me at linda_beauty_baby.at.yahoo.com..Hope to hear from you ASAP
I emailed her and she asked to send money so she can come back to the USA but i know that if she really is stuck in Africa then the usa government can help her to come back so i fwd the email to a website for an embassy i found and a few days ago i got this invite on myfriends as well -
Hello Am roselly cole from united kingdom i am an oil contractor we deal with oil and petroleum products in our company . we have many custormer,s all over the states and always facing some difficulties with customers in the states always offering to pay us with united state money order, cashiers cheques and amex ( bank of america ) which is always very diffcult for us to process and cashed in here united kingdom that is the reason why we are search for a company representative before having a branch in there ,the representative is going to be part time worker for our company for customer service motives and in processing payment payed by customers, and in the process reps will always have a week dues of 10% of every payment cashed and processed before sending the rest of the funds via money gramto the cooperate office in u.k.
note that this does not affect your present status of work as said earlier it is a part time job that could be earning you 4000$ in week in respect.
so please if you want to be part of team and the growth of our company i will like to get back to me. with your informations such as
FULL NAME
ADDRESS
CITY
STATE
ZIPCODE
PHONE NUMBER
regards.
this company name and address
m&s petroleum products
55 Blackfriars Road
Zip Code: M3 7DB City:
Manchester
Country: UK
+44731871004
I gave my account to details to someone who sent me an email like this last year and i lost all the money in my account (over $100 dollars) so i am wary about this one as well now.
my question is why do people do these things to good hearted people? I don't drink smoke and you have never seen me swear or cuss but i seem to get picked on.
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:15:04 EDT (#)
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rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
User id: 26074
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Everything you ever wanted to know about wijormiclat
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:50:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a huge bitch!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Things alters are not:
- Funny
- Original
That is all.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was that a compliment Method? And why you gotta ruin all my fun?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:15:14 EDT (#)
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METHOD WHY WONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS ON SKYPE?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:06:49 EDT (#)
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haha Hadley goes to the school of "sarcasm and wit that few people on ubersite will understand, and I can make people believe anything I want"
This isn't Hadley, numbfucks, nor is it me. It's squattail.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:59:55 EDT (#)
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This fuck was Hadley's doing?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:24:49 (#)
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METHOD YOU PROMISED
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Heheh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:14:05 EDT (#)
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"Hello Am roselly cole from united kingdom i am an oil contractor we deal with oil and petroleum products in our company ."
Apollo...?
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2006-04-20 05:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:31:02 (#)
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NUMBER OF TIMES METHOD BROKE MY HEART : INFINITY
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.
you poor poor boy. method, you oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Submitted by angel_2k01 (user info) at 2006-04-20 04:39:38 EDT (#)
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i got one that said some guy had died and he had no next of kin. all i needed to do was give them my details and i could have over a million pounds of his money. i wish it was true.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 04:34:26 EDT (#)
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my question is why do people do these things to good hearted people? I don't drink smoke and you have never seen me swear or cuss but i seem to get picked on.
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If a girl goes to a party with a sign on her back that reads "Please don't rape me!" You can gaurentee that before the sun rises she'll be tied up in her own underwear in the bath thinking 'But the sign say's DON'T rape me!'.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:38:07 EDT (#)
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Hi george
Method would like to be added to your Myspace friends list
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he is my friend,i can show you other emails he sent me as well
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:29:37 EDT (#)
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Hi george
Earl Sinclair would like to be added to your Myspace friends list.
By accepting Earl Sinclair as your friend, you will be able to send Earl Sinclair personal messages, view Earl Sinclair's photos and journals, and you will be able to interact with each other's friends and network!
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thats from myspace, I have about 25 profiles to get thrpugh, I think these are methods friends
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:22:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:07:06 (#)
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Oh, now you decide to come out and play, you
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I have been on myspace reading threw profiles , lots of people have tried to join up to read my blog etc. so i am sorting who i want to be friends with over there
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:14:55 EDT (#)
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DOODLES you promsied....
i am nice to you so remmeber to be nice back ok
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:12:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-09 18:53:10
jealosy is a curse (Rating: 0.42 on 73 reviews, last by georgemichael 6 days ago)
Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-08 04:59:43
RIP George (Rating: -1.12 on 34 reviews, last by georgemichael 1 day ago)
Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-04-03 00:43:02
DOODLES
yu forgot to plus 2 a few ...
please try to get this done soon
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:07:06 EDT (#)
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Oh, now you decide to come out and play, you fuck?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:05:53 EDT (#)
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i would guess i am DARKO
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:54:18 EDT (#)
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I would guess he's Unabonger
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:51:04 EDT (#)
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I AM HAVING A IDENTITY CRISES
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:16:44 EDT (#)
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Stupid alter making me look bad...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:49:44 EDT (#)
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Fellas....this is a game called "someone takes credit for the alter, and the alter plays along"....right alter?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:45:47 EDT (#)
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My money was on grimm though, damn. Ah well it's time for me to go.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work Hadley. One of the better alters in uber history.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:42:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:40:27 (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:36:05 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
stop trying to track me down DOODLES
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Aha so it was Hadly eh? I knew I would solve whose alter it was. Good show I say.
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good detetcive skils
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Yes, quite good if I do say so myself, it's not like a retard like, oh say, electro could have deduced that.
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confuckulations champ
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:40:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:36:05 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:25:33 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:59:10 (#)
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stop trying to track me down DOODLES
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Aha so it was Hadly eh? I knew I would solve whose alter it was. Good show I say.
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good detetcive skils
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Yes, quite good if I do say so myself, it's not like a retard like, oh say, electro could have deduced that.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:36:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:59:10 (#)
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stop trying to track me down DOODLES
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Aha so it was Hadly eh? I knew I would solve whose alter it was. Good show I say.
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good detetcive skils
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 23:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:59:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
stop trying to track me down DOODLES
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Aha so it was Hadly eh? I knew I would solve whose alter it was. Good show I say.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop trying to track me down DOODLES
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why can't more people write like this? You have a gift, georgemichael.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:48:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
"George has 1 friends...Tom"
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He's an alter. But then I'm sure you already knew that.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-19 22:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"George has 1 friends...Tom"
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 21:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Rate this bitches rate it.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-19 21:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's the funniest myspace pic I have ever seen!!
Probably because that is exactly how I pictured him looking!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've gotta say that as far as alters go this one is REALLY annoying. That's worth bonus points in my book. Have your one and only +2 from me,ever.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude he really is pretty fucking funny now. Alright georgie you earned my respect, I'll go +2 all of you're posts.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hahaha I heart the review you left on my post george. </sarcasm>
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:43:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:42:01 (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:38:09 (#)
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the funny thing is my overall rating is better then DOODLES anyway.
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Oh the shit I caught for that.
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i knew you were a catcher
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This fucking idiot alter isn't even as interesting, funny, or clever as Electro and that's REALLY SAYING SOMETHING.
Hire new writers. You stink.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:38:09 (#)
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the funny thing is my overall rating is better then DOODLES anyway.
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Sadly that's true but thats mostly because of the Lisa post that wouldn't work. Oh the shit I caught for that. Anyone else notice how he's much more funny now that he's been revealed as an alter.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
serious melvin.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:38:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:32:44 (#)
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AND I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU, I ALWAYS GIVE YOU +2'S, UNTIL NOW, WHEN I FIND OUT YOUVE BEEN DECEIVING ME
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NO i was just upset, you were right you and serious melvin always liked me, whilst jgreening hated me until he found out it was cool to like me and only then did he plus 2. the funny thing is my overall rating is better then DOODLES anyway.
I will post the best story tomorrow morning ans win everyone backover you will see.
YOU WILL SEE
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
NUMBER OF TIMES METHOD BROKE MY HEART : INFINITY
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE ACCEPTED AND GET MY OVERALL RATING TO 0.00
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +2 for that you shitty alter.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:32:44 EDT (#)
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AND I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU, I ALWAYS GIVE YOU +2'S, UNTIL NOW, WHEN I FIND OUT YOUVE BEEN DECEIVING ME
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It will be like Electro's famous question, 'who killed him and why?' Except more loke, ' Whose is he and how could anyone hate everyone som uch to make him?'
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jpeg method or grimm, I shall solve this mystery, with my amazing deduction skills.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
User id: 26074
Registered on or around: 2006-03-24 05:29:58
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Average rating of all messages: -0.44
NUMBER OF TIMES METHOD BROKE MY HEART : INFINITY
ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE ACCEPTED AND GET MY OVERALL RATING TO 0.00
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME AND YOU'RE NOT REAL, ILL BE VERY HURT
I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:19:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
i spent half of my childhood in hemphill and i went to school there as well.
i dont have to put my whole life story on ubersite for you to see it DOODLES and at least i have a good name, not like DOODLES. do they even let DOODLES go to high school you DOODLES?
i hated school in Boise and i dont have to put that high school there if i dont want to
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Doodles, it was a nickname I've had though my childhood, and somthing I'm quite prone to do.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im really really sorry, I figured that im SO popular around here, that my support of your myspace account would make people realize that you're an ok guy with great stories.
I'm really, really sorry.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNOW YOU YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE IT WAS MEANT TO JUST BE FOR US
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That reeks of jointly cooked shenanigans.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know for a FACT he's not Method's.
But I know who he is.
He's slipped up twice in the past 4 days.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What? I'm supporting you!
Oh dear, I didn't see the part where you didn't want it on Ubersite. I will email bart and try to have him delete the comment.
My most sincere apologies, I just wanted more people to join the book club
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:24:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
METHOD YOU PROMISED
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:23:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
From: george michael <georgemichaelhere.at.gmail.com>
To: ubermethod.at.gmail.com
Date: Apr 19, 2006 7:22 PM
Subject: myspace
Hi methods,
You can find me here on myspace - http://www.myspace.com/georgemichaelhere
Please don't put it on ubersite as I have had just about enouh of those people.
I know I act like i don't care what they say in the reviews but i know for a fact my stories are beeter than other peoples and the give me bad ratings.
on myspace i am trying to get a writers group together to test out stories before people post them. i asked grimm to join so hopefully we can get a few members?
thanks for coming on board
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
METHOD YOU PROMISED
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
From: george michael <georgemichaelhere.at.gmail.com>
To: ubermethod.at.gmail.com
Date: Apr 19, 2006 7:22 PM
Subject: myspace
Hi methods,
You can find me here on myspace - http://www.myspace.com/georgemichaelhere
Please don't put it on ubersite as I have had just about enouh of those people.
I know I act like i don't care what they say in the reviews but i know for a fact my stories are beeter than other peoples and the give me bad ratings.
on myspace i am trying to get a writers group together to test out stories before people post them. i asked grimm to join so hopefully we can get a few members?
thanks for coming on board
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeesh
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i spent half of my childhood in hemphill and i went to school there as well.
i dont have to put my whole life story on ubersite for you to see it DOODLES and at least i have a good name, not like DOODLES. do they even let DOODLES go to high school you DOODLES?
i hated school in Boise and i dont have to put that high school there if i dont want to
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like a gay alter, which is a really horrid sound.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:02:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
He is most definitely not my alter
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You must be suspected of every alter Method, it's in the Uber hand guide.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-19 20:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He is most definitely not my alter
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whether you're somebody having fun with this stupid alter, or you're an actual retard, get Ubersite off your stupid fucking profile.
Nobody wants those spineless and brainless amoeba coming here. We have enough to deal with.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have deducted beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are an alter, the only question is whose? I'm going with Jpeg or Method. Proof below:
i was born in the greatest city in the United States, Boise, Idaho. I'm not sure if our state fruit is potatos, but we sure have a lot of them here. For all you horoscope fans, my birthday's April 2, 1968.
My dad owned a tractor shop in town, new, used and repairs (for tractors). Mum stayed at home to look after the little 'uns and me also.
After high school I went to Weber State University, in Ogden, Utah. I was to become a greenkeeper for the university grounds, but on account of my drinking and fightin they sent me hom, I drove all the way to Texas instead as I didn't want my family to know I had failed to become a greenkeeper.
That is from his first post, clearly stating he went to Texas AFTER high school, but wait if you go to the myspace set up for him ( http://www.myspace.com/georgemichaelhere ) Then you will see he selected a TEXAS high school to have graduated from.
http://www.myspace.com/georgemichaelhere
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking bitch, you put Uber's address on myspace?!? Jesus if we get a bunch of retards and emos coming here because of you, I will personally oversee your slow and painful demise, and what I mean by that is wait until bartbart bans you and then laugh my ass off.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-19 19:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gave my account to details to someone who sent me an email like this last year and i lost all the money in my account (over $100 dollars) so i am wary about this one as well now.
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I know you're an alter, yet the above statement made me laugh my ass off.