Want to get pregnant before 17?.... Try Steel Reserve (1016 hits)
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Submitted by HH (View user info) at 2006-04-20 00:13:51 EDT
Steel Reserve. 211.
The beer to end all beers.
We've all had it, we've all vomited off it. It makes you a man. If someone shows up and their drinking a Steel Reserve you automatically respect that person, if not, you're estrogen levels just increased 10 fold and odds are you have no penis.
Besides helping 15 year old minority children get pregnant, it also helps normal people become men. That way next time you're drinking a pussy Bud Light 40 or perhaps even a more pussy Miller Light 40, you can always reflect on *that time* that you drank a Steel. The Steel.
Perhaps you feel like vomiting blood? Shitting piss? Or having your cock grow 3 inches. It will happen with every sip of the magical Steel Reserve.
For kicks I've also thrown in Marijuana, Pills, and Battletoads. Fucken Battletoads kicked ass.
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-25 00:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude. I want more panty shots of your old bitch. Fork 'em over.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-23 07:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ahhh, battletoads.
Submitted by lickityspeed (user info) at 2006-04-23 06:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 is in part due to the large quantity of hydrocodone(vicodin) coursing through my bloodstream. good show.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck dude, this was golden.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm...
This post was... a clusterfuck.
So much potential. The silly devotion to Steel Reserve, the random, brilliant addition of the Battletoads, and the well put together collage of images. But the stupid drawing, and some of the commentary...
It was all a little too much, and it flew off at some points.
I find this a solid +1
And don't forget about MAD DOG 20/20!!! That shit brings pain!
Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hbv
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:42:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
It would be a little hypocritical to not give this a +2.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 04:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you nazi
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-20 03:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy Birthday. (You know what I mean)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-20 03:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was waiting to see if I agree with ANYTHING you say.
I don't.
However I won't -2 because of the work gone into the post.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It would be a little hypocritical to not give this a +2.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
blimey
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what gets you fucked up quicker and harder while making your penis bleed from its fuck?
Hmm?
Pepsi Blue.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-20 01:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post got me off
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:22:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
you are most of what's wrong with everything that has ever gone wrong ever. sleep on that one.
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Wardy, I get off on your -2's.
Sleep on that.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are most of what's wrong with everything that has ever gone wrong ever. sleep on that one.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-20 00:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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