Hardwood floors are stupid (2070 hits)
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Submitted by Grimm <grimmjuice.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-20 06:44:01 EDT
Hello all. This is not the person you know as Grimm. This is the person you know as Julie. I am writing this on his computer at home, and he is going to post it tomorrow.
He just wanted me to tell you all that he isn't gay. He has proved this to me.
And now he's making me add this: three times.
And he also wants me to tell you that "The Dude" is actually very reserved and calm when we work together, and has a good reputation at the office. I have read "The Dude" stories and I thought they were all total b.s. because I know him personally. I'm very surprised at his behavior, especially the drinking. He won a (very prestigious science competition) when he was 17, and (grimm is making me delete the rest).
Now that I've shared details of my sex life with total strangers and for some insane reason agreed to let it be posted on the internet - I will say good bye.
And now he tells me I also need to come up with a title. I pick "Hardwood floors are stupid".
-"Julie"
User Reviews
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2006-04-22 10:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still waiting for a pic of teh hotness that is "Julie"........
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-21 17:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:46:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus this is scary.
I can picture grimm right now in womens underwear and a wig typing this on a computer. All while yelling at a dummy made from stuffed old clothes that he keeps in the attic that he calls the dude.
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hahahaha <hyperventilates>
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Speaking of hardwood floors, where's ahumblefool been?
Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-04-21 06:22:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is the epitome of gay. "
Dude your last post was called "Homosex"...
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-04-21 06:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
har har fuckbuddy?
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-04-21 06:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is the epitome of gay.
Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 because you shouldn't have let her write anything
but +4 because w00t! It's fantastic when people are happy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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That should be enough.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:20:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:59:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
this wasn't very well thought out.
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And it needed more rape.
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There's still time!
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 because you shouldn't have let her write anything
but +4 because w00t! It's fantastic when people are happy.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
NO NO NO THIS IS SILLY
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
excellent title
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:58:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I the only one who hates it when people bring their new fuckbuddies to uber?
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Oops. You broke it.
And hardwood floors are THE. CERTIFIED. HOT. SHIT.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now suck my dick
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not Mr. Geek, I'm the girl he just rode around the apartment. See, he laid me on the vacuum and FINALLY cleaned his damn carpets, for the first time in 5 years.
Carpet sucks too. :(
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ANOTHER Julie? Ugh, everywhere I go someone has my name. We've probably got the same middle name too. Obviously my parents didn't love me enough to put any thought into my name and come up with a good one.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:28:24 EDT (#)
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Not Julie - Grimm. Grimm is an idiot.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:27:51 EDT (#)
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I think you are an idiot.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:12:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuckity - I like that...
You obviously wrote this, by the way.
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No, but I was standing right behind muttering these silly directions..."New paragraph there." "Oooh - say this!"
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I think he was talking to me. But what do I know?? I'm busy surfin the net for a part time job.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who the fuck is grimm?
Submitted by evesapple (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry Grimm...
i guess the era is over
Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Send Julie to the kitchen, to make a ham sandwich.
Uber + Fuckbuddies + Relationships= naked pictures and drama on the internet
So keep up the good work.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awww, grim giving you a hard time aboot teh shrubery?
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:33:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuckity - I like that...
You obviously wrote this, by the way.
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No, but I was standing right behind muttering these silly directions..."New paragraph there." "Oooh - say this!"
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:37:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't take it personally, but you're a fucking jerk off artist of the highest order.
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Beleive it or not, this is the fourth time I've heard that this week. Is it the shoes, you think?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuckity - I like that...
You obviously wrote this, by the way.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great to hear your side a bit too!
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, hardwood floors suck to have sex on. unless you pour oil on it first....that's fun shit.
+3 for gettin laid (3 times)
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for getting teh hottness girl bedded.
-2 for having her post.
+2 Because I love you anyways.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I the only one who hates it when people bring their new fuckbuddies to uber?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Keep your bitch on a shorter leash. There are some lines that a woman should never cross, loggin on to your Uber and making claims about you is one of them.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't take it personally, but you're a fucking jerk off artist of the highest order.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:34:12 (#)
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And three pumps is not three times.
Maybe not for you, superman!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:09:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:50:54 (#)
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Terrific. Another upity broad.
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He's got a point you know.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:50:54 EDT (#)
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Terrific. Another upity broad.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:36:07 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:56:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:39:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE FUCKITY?!?!?!
I don't mind you letting your woman use you Ubername, but for love of GAWD WHERE ARE HER TITS MAN!!!
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tired of the attention?
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Huh?
Are you implying that my boy toy is not only imaginary and that he's actually grimm and that 'Julie' is in fact me who is also imaginary??
I have no idea what I just wrote.... I need more coffee
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At my advanced age - and woodwroking skill level - I MIGHT be able to build a birdhouse.
I'm NOT getting involved in laying out flooring. That's why I make the big cash so I can pay someone else to tear up carpet and destroy my house.
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Grimm I had couldn't give you any points for this post.
However I'll give you a double +2 for proving to Julie that you are not gay.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:46:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus this is scary.
I can picture grimm right now in womens underwear and a wig typing this on a computer. All while yelling at a dummy made from stuffed old clothes that he keeps in the attic that he calls the dude.
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Reee Reee Reee Reee...
(Best psycho sound effect I can spell)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:09:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:46:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus this is scary.
I can picture grimm right now in womens underwear and a wig typing this on a computer. All while yelling at a dummy made from stuffed old clothes that he keeps in the attic that he calls the dude.
I wonder if the guy downstairs or the landlord are real?
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I damn near soiled my skivvies reading this.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:57:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:51:35 (#)
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i move into the new place june 1st
*running man*
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You're almost at the 1 month countdown mark. When you reach that mark, according to the roommate handbook, it's legal for you to begin to mercilessly torture him/her.
*sprinkler*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:56:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:39:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE FUCKITY?!?!?!
I don't mind you letting your woman use you Ubername, but for love of GAWD WHERE ARE HER TITS MAN!!!
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tired of the attention?
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bad, bad idea.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:51:35 EDT (#)
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i move into the new place june 1st
*running man*
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:50:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:47:48 (#)
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i have no idea whats going on right now. alls i know is i'm home sick, and my STUPID FUCKING ROOM MATE IS HOME TOO AND I WANT TO STAB HIS FUCKING FACE WITH A SPOON OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I HATE HIM.
*vogues*
and TOTO is on regis&kelly
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I thought you got your own place?
*moonwalks*
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:47:48 EDT (#)
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i have no idea whats going on right now. alls i know is i'm home sick, and my STUPID FUCKING ROOM MATE IS HOME TOO AND I WANT TO STAB HIS FUCKING FACE WITH A SPOON OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I HATE HIM.
*vogues*
and TOTO is on regis&kelly
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus this is scary.
I can picture grimm right now in womens underwear and a wig typing this on a computer. All while yelling at a dummy made from stuffed old clothes that he keeps in the attic that he calls the dude.
I wonder if the guy downstairs or the landlord are real?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT THE FUCKITY?!?!?!
I don't mind you letting your woman use you Ubername, but for love of GAWD WHERE ARE HER TITS MAN!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like dude more than julie. or fake julie. whatever.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:30:23 EDT (#)
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If it wasn't for hardwood flooring, methinks you'd be tending carpet burns on your elbows and knees.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:15:14 EDT (#)
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uberboard Is this guy for real? I can't tell - http://www.myspace.com/georgemichaelhere - Grimm
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For the record - I did not post this on uberboard. I would like to know who did, however, and will promise to keep it under my hat if informed. Please email, guilty party.
Submitted by OrganicBuddha (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like Dude
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-20 09:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because
1) I'm happy for you two...
2) I laughed when I realised the fact you've banged her thrice and the title may be related.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:52:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:42:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait a minute, let me get this straight because obviously you're not. You go on three dates, screw three times and talked on the phone three times for three hours... and now she is posting on your uber name. Dude, wake the fuck up and smell the roses, she's out for identity theft. This is a very serious problem bro. You must beat her in to her puny existence as a shitstain under your vanilla wafers. Has she moved in yet? I'm going to tell her about Daniel.
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true
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was amusing to hear from Julie.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
a good decision would be to never tell your girlfriend about ubersite.
case in point: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 08:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry dude- I've never -2'd anything of yours... but this sould be self-explanatory.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BAM, but Schlongy's too old for that.
Besides, the nail gun could've punctured his O2 tank and where would we be without Schlongy?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy has got more important things to do with his time. Like drinking, playing golf and calling people a vast variety (3) of insulting terms.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy you could save about half of that by putting them in yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They may be stupid but they're also damn expensive. I just put down $6800 yesterday to have hardwood installed in my living and dining room.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:42:41 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute, let me get this straight because obviously you're not. You go on three dates, screw three times and talked on the phone three times for three hours... and now she is posting on your uber name. Dude, wake the fuck up and smell the roses, she's out for identity theft. This is a very serious problem bro. You must beat her in to her puny existence as a shitstain under your vanilla wafers. Has she moved in yet? I'm going to tell her about Daniel.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:34:12 EDT (#)
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Julie, please post amusing stories about Grimm's erectile disfunction and similar hijinks. It would do his soul good.
And three pumps is not three times.
;)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:32:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:27:29 (#)
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Leave Grimm now Julie. He's bald, he cooks and he puts his pets in cages. He's like a white Ainsley Harriett.
Unless he's one of them negro types in which case he's just a poor man's Ainsley Hariet.
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AAH HA HA HA HA HA.
Berty you crack me up..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:27:29 EDT (#)
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Leave Grimm now Julie. He's bald, he cooks and he puts his pets in cages. He's like a white Ainsley Harriett.
Unless he's one of them negro types in which case he's just a poor man's Ainsley Hariet.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:02:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:59:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
this wasn't very well thought out.
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Well, technically she is a n00b. -2DIE
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if you want to get technical then.
-2 die n00b
(not her. you.)
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hentrina (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:15:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh no, "Julie", "Julie" - why have you ruined the perfect image of Dude? I am now starting to question the validity of the whole series of posts - Grimm, how could you let this happen?
Besides, could "Julie" not have created her own username rather than ruin your ratings average??
Grimm - I know you are probably proud of the uber-success you have enjoyed with the Dude series and want to show off the great ratings, but sharing Uber with girlfiends is not a clever idea - what happens if "Julie" turns out to be a freak or do anything to really piss you off or weird you out, and you need to vent this on uber? She will now be able to reaed everything you say about her, her mother, her hot friends...etc Baaaaad Mistake....
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See, I thought you guys would appreciate an alternate view of the Dude from someone who knows him in a completely different setting than I.
Julie came on Uber last night and tried to create a username, but the confirm thingy took too long so she just opened word and wrote this real quick.
Yes, I am proud of the success of it. I can admit that. People seem abnormally concerned that Julie will read this stuff - she already has. I had to answer some questions about the "Fucking my girlfriends sister" post and things like that, but I really don't post anything on here that I can live with it being discovered...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:59:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
this wasn't very well thought out.
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And it needed more rape.
Submitted by Hentrina (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh no, "Julie", "Julie" - why have you ruined the perfect image of Dude? I am now starting to question the validity of the whole series of posts - Grimm, how could you let this happen?
Besides, could "Julie" not have created her own username rather than ruin your ratings average??
Grimm - I know you are probably proud of the uber-success you have enjoyed with the Dude series and want to show off the great ratings, but sharing Uber with girlfiends is not a clever idea - what happens if "Julie" turns out to be a freak or do anything to really piss you off or weird you out, and you need to vent this on uber? She will now be able to reaed everything you say about her, her mother, her hot friends...etc Baaaaad Mistake....
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:59:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
this wasn't very well thought out.
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Well, technically she is a n00b. -2DIE
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-20 07:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:47:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Grimm, get a hold of your woman...she is getting very upity, perhaps a cockslap to the forehead
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a.k.a. Mollywop
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this wasn't very well thought out.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If my girlfriend came on as me and started talking about her sex life I'd kick her ass and then find the guy she was fucking
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:53:03 EDT (#)
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Maybe it's pathetic, but considering the huge interest in "Second Date", I wanted to take the opportunity.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bragging about your sex life on the intenet is the very definition of pathetic.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
squattail is a very handsome and talented young man
-"squattail's mom"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 06:47:35 EDT (#)
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Grimm, get a hold of your woman...she is getting very upity, perhaps a cockslap to the forehead