SPT - Corduroy Pillows Make Headlines (930 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.06 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MichelleNJ (View user info) at 2006-04-20 10:40:20 EDT
As requested by Grimm:
I laid my head down on my hands on my desk for like 5 minutes. I picked my head up and realized I have rubberbands wrapped around my wrists and now have rubberband imprints in my forehead.
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Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-10-06 10:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jo
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
retardolous!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:43:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Michelle, you had a million better stories and things you could have posted.
Pentameter has no grace. She whines but takes no action to remedy. Poor show.
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Sometimes it is more graceful to walk away.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I used those very same rubberbands that were tied around your hands around both your mother's huge breasts in order for it to be nice and tight as I titty fucked. She used bother hands hands to probe deep inside my asshole where she came upon an alien race planning on invading earth. Unfortunately, the aliens were all killed and their plans for earth's domination were ruined.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phuzzy- it didn't have anything to do with anything. It was just something I wrote in a review that Grimm wanted me to use in SPT.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86796#1940691
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lass, next time copy the # button next to the review, and post that as a link in your post, so people will know what the hell you're on about...
That's what it's there for
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Holy shit! The rarely used -1
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SPT = -2.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
welp...i can add you to the ever growing, already miles long list of stupid people i hate who are from new jersey.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:52:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Promise- next post will actually have some substance.
It better just have some vagina.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for making an effort.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Asleep at her desk was the pillow-biting office slut
To kill the boredom of New Jersey, she woke up and thought
I'll post a message on Uber, to keep from getting caught
So she took a clever title and she fucked it in the butt
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Ah, first posts are fun to play on. And prey on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No comment...that won't be said by probably 20 other users.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Promise- next post will actually have some substance.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BUT i WANTED YOU TO POST SOMETHING BETTER.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:45:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucked. why would you make this your first post? huh? HUH? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Because someone wanted me to... trust me, it wsan't to impress anyone.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:43:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Michelle, you had a million better stories and things you could have posted.
Pentameter has no grace. She whines but takes no action to remedy. Poor show.
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Unfortunately I'm horrible at telling stories, which is why I don't.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucked. why would you make this your first post? huh? HUH? WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad nobody slipped a noose around your neck.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Michelle, you had a million better stories and things you could have posted.
Pentameter has no grace. She whines but takes no action to remedy. Poor show.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ta yeule
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be the only person giving this a +2. It really made me laugh yesterday.
Best 1st post ever.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Precisely the reason why Uber isn't worth my time anymore.