FUPA: The End (751 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-04-20 10:55:58 EDT
After 46 days of planning, writing, rating and drama we've come to the end of the road.
29 competitors
5 rounds
51 1/2 poems
All leading up to this moment...
Circe and Sacrilicious fought valiantly in the final round for the right to be called the Queen of the Quill, Princess of Poetry and Hot Mama of Meter. The claws came out, hair was pulled, nipples tweaked, and there was much rolling around and slapping.
In the end, Circe threw another quim on the barbie and proved the victor, trampling the Harlot of Scarlet underfoot and underboob.
All hail Circe, Mistress of FUPA!
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I was amazed by the turnout for this, embarrassed by the drama, and inspired by a lot of the submissions that were posted. Great job to the lot of you, and thanks for taking the time and making the effort to see this through to the end.
The FUPA entries, in total:
ampersand: DNP
Axolotl:
Big Butt Buck Butt Fuck Duck - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85402 (NSFW)
A Foot For Every Year: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85820
A Chink of Light Between Eternities - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86189
badassmofo:
DNP
Brdn_Nkd:
Woman at the Window - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85353
Bubba2341:
Unrequited - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85383
And When I Die: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85844
A Jumble of Time - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86164
Mother: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86431
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar:
The Sun's Lullaby - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85278
Death's Lament: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85823
CaptainThorns:
Maculation - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303
Feng-Huang: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761
Circe:
Sepia - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85350
In this sand (Villanelle) - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85866
Spoils of war - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86253
Kalgoorlie - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86476
Full Circle: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86730
ColeslawMurphy:
The Mail Order Soul-Mate - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85588
Doodles:
DNP
ess-arr:
Watch out for ess-arr, he just raised the bar - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85349
ghola:
Why? - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85532
goferforhire:
Headlights - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85280
The Bluest Eye: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85792
The Horror - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86171
Magnificent City - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86469
HighVoltage900:
Coat Hanger Lovin' - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85514
inion_de_trua:
Things Done - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85476
JMG114:
A Girl I Knew - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85407
Om Mani Padme Hum: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85781
Cosmicosm - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86188
MyTeeOne:
The Riddle - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85423
nitty:
Nitty takes on Shlongy - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85572
Fupa-Loompa: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85873
Orgasmatron:
The Apologist - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85585
Kingfisher: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85905
Ticking - http://www2.ubersite.com/m/86220
rad1101:
DNP
ripple:
Untitled - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85314
Sacrilicious:
About a Boy - http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85538
Bella Blue: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/85857
Mother Night - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86167
The Modern Madonna: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86462
12 Years: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86723
Shlongy:
Shlongy takes on Nitty - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85571
simple_catalyst:
Echelon Your Dreams - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85536
Valar Morghulis: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85856
Sphagnum:
Poetry is Really NOT My Thing - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85561
Stagger_Lee:
She Moves - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85281
Jack the Cutter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85757
Susie_Derkins:
The Spinster - http://ubersite.com/m/85356
Need A Ride?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85851
wardy:
Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding... - http://www.ubersite.com/m/85555
Do Gorillas Have Tits?: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85741
If I wasn't dead inside, I'd have already killed myself - http://www.ubersite.com/m/86255
scourge:
DNP
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:15:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:09:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I can go back to rating shitposters, too.
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No you can't, Saccy, you have to rate IGKTW first.
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I promise I will, Stag.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-21 16:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DANGER DANGER
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:09:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:20:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
*rummages around for the to-scale pewter model of his penis*
It's around here somewhere...
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I would have tried SO much harder.
More attention to prizey details, please.
I know I've said it before, but thanks again for devoting your time and encouragement and reading and rating and brackety skills to this comp, Daddy-O.
Now I can go back to rating shitposters, too.
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No you can't, Saccy, you have to rate IGKTW first.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did the mother fucking poem too, Bart jsut din't care for what was posted the day before I was gonig to posat my FUPA poem.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Homer: You know what?
Grampa: What?
Homer: We're both screw-ups.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And so the first FUPA ended
Bangless, whimperless, and spent
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*HONK*
*chuckles*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:20:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
*rummages around for the to-scale pewter model of his penis*
It's around here somewhere...
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I would have tried SO much harder.
More attention to prizey details, please.
I know I've said it before, but thanks again for devoting your time and encouragement and reading and rating and brackety skills to this comp, Daddy-O.
Now I can go back to rating shitposters, too.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
18" lovestick comin your way.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:19:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
So...... uhm. Not to be pushy, or anything, but.... like.... where's my prize?
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you get nothing.
nothing, except for my blind rage.
and a slightly enraged monkey named "Lupe."
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, Circe.
Good comp, all round. I enjoyed it immensely.
The IGKTW Round 1 post got knocked off the front page pretty quickly due to that 15-minute challenge thing, so here it is.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86802
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I stand corrected, shlong.
Some of us ARE losers. Way of the world, and all. But you'll always hold a special place in FUPA history, so you have that.
Sorry:(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgive her. I think she meant "all of us that wrote something original are winners, and those of us that copied someone else's work - or wrote part, or all, of it but never fessed up to it - are beaknosed losers."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*rummages around for the to-scale pewter model of his penis*
It's around here somewhere...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't say "we're ALL winners", Sac.
If memory serves me correctly, Shlongy lost via the DQ, way back in Round 1, which I think was like 8 months ago.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can we say "fluke"? Can we say "blind stupid luck"?
I had an awesome time doing this - thanks for organising it, O-tron.
So...... uhm. Not to be pushy, or anything, but.... like.... where's my prize?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In my opinion, we're ALL winners. But the bracket doesn't lie, and Circe's the winningest of all! I laughed, I cried, I enjoyed some staggeringly good poetry, and I managed to write under deadlines for the first time since college. SUPA will be super.
Circe, Circe FUPA Queen
Sacrilicious was so green
When she wrote all of her posts
And Circe's entries kicked the most
Ass.
Congratulations, you hot, poetic bitch.
I'm thrilled to have gone up against a writer I admire so much.
I'm not honking this time. I LOVE YOU, BIRTHDAY CAT!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats Circe! Commiserations Licious. You were both gallant finalists.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like you give a shit, Herb.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i tried, i failed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hooray! It's about fucking time!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Such a tough one too, both of those ladies are amazing!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 10:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I apologize to both you ladies for not rating your posts last night as I had intended. I was called away on a personal matter and couldn't get back to rate them both before the deadline.
I'd have given you both +2s anyway, so it's not as if they'd affected the outcome any.