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I'l Fucking Fuck You Discreetly (2418 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1.61 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2006-04-20 13:22:31 EDT



Sublime - Date Rape (Matt Maiorano): http://www.ubersite.com/m/86818
Jack Johnson - The Sharing Song (Spooner): http://www.ubersite.com/m/86854

-----------------------------------------------

If you have any song requests, feel free. I have the following in queue:


Cameo - Word Up
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Sir Mox A Lot - Baby Got Back
Kelis - Milkshake
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps



Enjoy.

Fuck Her.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mp3]

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Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-30 16:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Tenacious D


Still looking for the mic.

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking shit....all those songs suck my heavy metal guitar penis.

yes...my penis...is a guitar.

do some fucking zakk wylde.

Suicide Messiah.

Submitted by Socky (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hi! I'm particularly partial to My Humps. It makes me feel so good about myself.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gasm in ya chasm.

Fashizzle.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Changed my mind - 1.5.

And add this to your bandwagon: http://www.ubersite.com/m/86914

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Where's the fun in that?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well...yeah.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked "Date Rape" better.

How about adding "McDonald's Girl" to your queue?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

you freak!

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Unabonger - You mean to tell me you'd rather hear me sing well?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what's so great about you singing...poorly...along with a Tenacious D CD again?

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do Electric Six's Dance Commander

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You need a totally seperate post for this to consolidate the song requests into one place.

I'd happily do one for you guys. Hell, I'll even make myself sound somewhat silly so it's a bit more fun.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want someone to do "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" and don't forget the "aie, aie,"

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2job

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


One other thing, COMountain:

Discrete - Consisting of unconnected, distinct parts
Discreet - Marked by exercising or showing prudence and wise self-restraint in speech and behavior




Fucking dumbass.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


COMountain - Yeah, that's what this post is about. I'm going to do the "new" and "cool" songs that just came out, rather than Tenacious D. Fucking idiot.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not terrible...not even close.

you gotta sing Steve Miller - Keep on Rockin' Me

i'd love to see you try to hit the high notes in the verse.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This song's been around for ages.

...and you spelled "discretely" wrong too.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I noticed that too.

Fuck the title, gently.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


You know, I just realized I misspelled "I'll" in the title.




-2 for me being a retard.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe there are still people who don't know that tune...

I adore Tenatious D

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the high note at the end.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is my favorite song.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fucking teamwork!

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Heheh..... you can hear Jack Black in the background. I'm just not sure if she's ever heard it before.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

does tiger know you didn't write this song?



either way, funny shit.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Buahahahaahahahahahaaa

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'What's your favorite dish'..... ohmygod...I am in tears over here.

It is posts like this that make me want to stay. You're priceless Matt.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're crazy.

Sometimes you got squeeze...BUAHAHAHAHAHA....

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bwaahahah..

I hadn't caught Spooner's yet. Thanks for the link.


"Barbie Girl" That's so perfect


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass