I. Don't. Fucking. Sing. (SPT) (1927 hits)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-20 13:30:46 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86818#1941661
But I will read you children's stories.
bad book excerpt.wav (472 kB) [audio/x-wav]
User Reviews
Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, Comment.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-04-26 09:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is an awesome story....
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2006-04-21 20:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea, and stop smoking.
She sounds pretty normal to me, stagger lee. Not westie at all. They have more of that high pitched talk through your nose quality.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-21 20:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am so sad Circe, I had the styrotypical accent that we of America think of when we think of Aussies. You're much more British accent made my peener go limp. <weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps>
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 15:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLEASE record yourself saying somthing along the lines of "anal beads", "butt plugs", or "external genital stimulation device"
Submitted by Kopesh (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suddenly have this urge to purchase belly dancing costumes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 05:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give my phone number out to australians anymore.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-21 04:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Berty.... if only I could.
You adorably dysfunctional darling.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aghhhh!! I-I HAVE AN ONSLAUGHT OF MOTHER FANTASIES SPINNING THROUGH MY HEAD!
LYNIE! DRESS ME IN A DIAPER AND ROCK ME TO SLEEP.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rad, honey, we've spoken on the phone enough times that I'd assumed you HAD made sweet love to my voice already.
If I was wrong, forgive me - and send me your phone number again. *leers*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Of course I am an arrogant East Coast wanker. I'm from Sydney, for fuck's sake.
Sydney = arrogant wankers who think they're better and artier than Melbourne.
Melbourne = arrogant wankers who think they're better and artier than Sydney.
Queensland = banana bending bastards.
For the record, people from Western Sydney are westies too, and they're filthy bogans to boot. I don't know what's up with that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY INTERNET ADVANCES HAVE BEEN SHUNNED
I SHALL GO FORTH AND CREEP OUT SOMEONE ELSE
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:41:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna do a post on this tonight.
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Uh, no.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhm... well, yeah, that's my everyday voice.
If i was to try and sound better, I'd sound english.
Stagger - of course i'm a godamned westie, and there's nothing wrong with my accent!
Fucking arrogant east coast wankers.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to make sweet love to your voice.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a question for Circe: is this your actual day-to-day accent or is it well...accentuated for esthetical purposes?
Kinda like me if I was putting z's everywhere to sound more stereotypically frog.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 02:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that all kinda sounds trivial to me.
at least here we got the good old anglo vs franco rivalry to fit our hatred needs but even then, it gets tired rather quickly.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There aren't enough westies for us to hate really.
There aren't many northies either - I live in the capital of the state with the northernmost tip of the country, yet geographically my city is on the bottom half of the continent. Though that doesn't stop everybody from hating the northies, mainly because of their perceived rampant alcoholism.
I'm gonna do a post on this tonight.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, what a coincidence! My hemorrhoids bulge on the east side too!
Do easties and westies and maybe northies hate each others?
If so, it would be the first case of cardinal hatred I know of.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:29:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahaha, you're such a Westie. But what the hell else did I expect?
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What the fuck is a westie? I thought australians all lived on the perimeter of a huge desert, like parasites thriving on an anus.
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Most of us parasites thrive on the eastern perimeter of the anus, where there is more moisture.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:10:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahaha, you're such a Westie. But what the hell else did I expect?
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What the fuck is a westie? I thought australians all lived on the perimeter of a huge desert, like parasites thriving on an anus.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-21 01:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:23:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
I could jack off to that velvet voice for days, and days, and days, until the light shining through my blinds leaves red bars across my greasy chest...
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hahahaha I'll have to remember that one.
You sound a bit younger than I expected Circe.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-20 23:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahaha, you're such a Westie. But what the hell else did I expect?
For all you foreign type chappies, my accent is nothing like this. Nothing!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could jack off to that velvet voice for days, and days, and days, until the light shining through my blinds leaves red bars across my greasy chest...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-20 19:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bloody oath, it feels soothing to hear an Aussie accent again.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-20 19:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, I had you sounding very loud and drunk in my mind. I feel cheated Circe.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should do books-on-tape of erotic literature.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your sound broke my winamp :(
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-04-20 16:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your voice. It's very soothing and stuff.
WHAT? GODDAMMIT IM NOT GAY! IT WAS ONE TIME! ONE TIME!
huh?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
children's stories generally creep me out
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'bad little boy'
Your voice is much different than I imagined it would be.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the truest damn moral of any bedtime story I ever heard...
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:36:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:26:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i had a crazy accent
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everybody does...just depends on where you stand.
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yeah, i guess so, but objectively speaking some accents are scientifically crazier than others.
what??
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to keep playing the recording of you saying "Bad little boy" over and over and over again until my speakers give out, or my wife arches her eyebrow at me in the way that means I'm about to die.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:26:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i had a crazy accent
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everybody does...just depends on where you stand.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i had a crazy accent
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
whiskey tango foxtrot
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 anglophone.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a good one. I personally enjoy Tacky the Penguin.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I forget that you people are anglophones. I mean, I can read the language and like writing it but I have this natural aversion when I HEAR it.
STFU! :-)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could listen to you all night long.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I not +2 an Aussie .wavwhore?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:51:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is not appropriate...I'm sure of it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Print off one of the many Shlongy "head shots", tape it to your ceiling, and put me to good use while masturbating!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maiorano - i still think about that when I'm alone....
Badass - I'm reading a CHILD'S STORYBOOK, YOU ANIMAL! For shame!
you.
me.
behind the lego blocks.
five minutes.
Shlongy - I've been barred from saying your name on account of how it makes me insensible with lust for simply AGES afterwards.
Aaaand now I'm going to bed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
G'day, mate, ya goddamn faggot. Have a Fosters!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My word, Shlongy! You do a fantastic Aussie Mom accent!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That wasn't Circe, maiorano...that was me, big mouth.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember when we had phone sex? I was boning you with an Australian accent, and you kept talking about McDonalds and porn in an American accent?
Good times.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All of them?
Not Harold, surely?
....Even Harold?
Oh, dear.
Simple_catalyst - I rarely take advantage of shit post thursdays. This is why.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a pretty nice guy, I value people's feelings, family, love and art.
but
you're voice makes me 7 kinds of hot down in me nethers.
I think that's ok, but you're a mum and I'm a da so those two facts have confused me as to my good standing.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You sound like every character from Neighbours. I'm sorry but it's true.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF circe?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-20 13:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Record "I wanna sit on your cock, Shlongy" and post THAT instead.