The Impact of Drugs on America (733 hits)
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Submitted by Snuffleupagus (View user info) at 2006-04-20 14:42:02 EDT
I am in school. I do not want to write my paper on current immigration law debates.
So instead I'll share with you all a section from a recent paper I did covering drugs.
I got an A for this, a grade I didn't deserve.
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Just look at that. Without drugs our country will be attacked by a giant mutant lizard with fire breath and laser eyes. If you don't like paying insane amounts of money on drugs, you want us all to die. Do you hate America? Also, if you don't buy drugs, you hate children. You like children, don't you? This man explains it all.
"巖峪巴 工島岾巴廴," said giant lizard victim Toshi Shakinaru, "廝床庇 己差 左巛工廸屮 8,000,000 岸岼巴 ¥312,050,000,000,000."
Breathtaking.
Look at that poor young Japanese couple. Without drugs, they would be killed by that lizard.
Therefore, not using drugs is a hate crime and should be punishable by a minimum of 20 years in a slave labor camp.
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Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2006-04-22 21:18:30 EDT (#)
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Apparently ubersite doesn't support fonts of random Asian characters. I apologize and submit myself to the -2 DIE that is deserved.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-21 00:16:56 EDT (#)
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Yeah drugs are bad.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:40:59 EDT (#)
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I ESPECIALLY LIKED TEH PARK WHERE YOU SAID, "廝床庇 己差 左巛工廸屮 8,000,000 岸岼巴 ¥312,050,000,000,000." THAT WAS DEFINITELY A VALID POINT AND WELL-PUT TO BOOT.
I also liked the part where I could not see the damned jpeg. A+!!!1
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:59:06 EDT (#)
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this sucked, but no negatives because i wish i could get to ubersite from my schools computers
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:42:55 EDT (#)
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this fucking post is so good, it blows my mind.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:33:58 EDT (#)
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best.420.post.ever.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:25:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:59:44 (#)
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"巖峪巴 工島岾巴廴," said giant lizard victim Toshi Shakinaru, "廝床庇 己差 左巛工廸屮 8,000,000 岸岼巴 ¥312,050,000,000,000."
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only -1 because Giant Lizard victim kinda made me giggle
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-20 17:09:51 EDT (#)
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You managed to fuck up a jpg?
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-20 15:24:15 EDT (#)
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Therefore, not using drugs is a hate crime and should be punishable by a minimum of 20 years in a slave labor camp.
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Therefore, posting crap like this should get you skullfucked by Ron Jeremy.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:59:44 EDT (#)
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"巖峪巴 工島岾巴廴," said giant lizard victim Toshi Shakinaru, "廝床庇 己差 左巛工廸屮 8,000,000 岸岼巴 ¥312,050,000,000,000."
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:57:57 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:50:07 EDT (#)
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SPT!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:49:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:44:17 (#)
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repost, quickly.
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:44:17 EDT (#)
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repost, quickly.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-20 14:44:04 EDT (#)
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good job you tainted suckhole