Joker Quotes (2979 hits)
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Submitted by crsunlimited (View user info) at 2006-04-20 18:30:37 EDT
I am a big fan of the batman cartoon that used to be on in the 80s/90s. My favorite character was The Joker. So I thought I would share my favorite Joker quote from that series.
In episode #69 Trial
The joker is the judge and he is lying in Harley Quinn's lap. Batman's lawyer asks that a remark be stricken from the court record
The Joker looks up in shock: "Record? You mean someone is supposed to be writing this down?"
It's a shit post, but if your going to give it a -2 at least have the rating accompanied by a Joker quote.
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Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:48:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:29:04 (#)
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It's a shit post, but if your going to give it a -2 at least have the rating accompanied by a Joker quote.
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Ahahah. Joker sucks.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-21 11:32:00 EDT (#)
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"Batman: The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore and Brian Bolland
BEST JOKER TALE EVAR!!!!
The Joker breaks out of Arkham, goes to Dect. Gordon's house. He shoots Gordon's daughter, Barbara in the spine paralizing her (oh yeah, she's Batgirl, by the way) in front of him. While Gordon is knocked out and dragged away, The Joker takes pictures of Barbara being stripped down naked and being violated by circus midgets.
A bunch of other stuff happens, including The Joker trying to make Gordon go insane, and yet another retelling of The Joker's origin. But...
BATGIRL BEING VIOLATED BY CIRCUS MIDGETS WHILE THE JOKER TAKES PICTURES!!!!
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-04-21 09:44:02 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised no one came up with this obvious one:
"Ha Ha" - Joker
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:56:13 EDT (#)
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What she said...
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-21 03:29:04 EDT (#)
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It's a shit post, but if your going to give it a -2 at least have the rating accompanied by a Joker quote.
No.
Submitted by earjacking-the-net (user info) at 2006-04-20 22:02:33 EDT (#)
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Jack Napier/The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb
Jack Napier/The Joker: I was in the bath one day, when I realized why I was destined for greatness
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:32:58 EDT (#)
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"But that's the downside of comedy, you're always taking shots from people who just don't get the joke. Like my father ...or Batman."
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-20 19:38:56 EDT (#)
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"What kind of a town is this where A BAT steals all of my press??? This town needs an enema!!"
From one of the movies, I'm aware, but still my favorite Joker quote.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-20 19:22:30 EDT (#)
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"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:51:39 EDT (#)
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Thank You Maddog for giving me a fake quote but having the decency not to -2 this post.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:47:05 EDT (#)
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" What are you looking for? Bat-car keys? Bat-breath-mints? "
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:43:02 EDT (#)
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"I know you want to stuff you Caped Invader into Rubbin's ass, but you'll just have to settle for this hand job, Buttman!" - The Jerker
Oop, wrong series. My bad.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:37:34 EDT (#)
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My favorite Joker quote is from Batman #212, "Return of the Flatulence", when the Joker is perched on the porcelain throne, grimacing as he trys to pinch one off and says: "Damn, I shouldn't have had that broccoli smoothie!"
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:36:57 EDT (#)
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lame^n
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-20 18:32:13 EDT (#)
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B@W