Mousey teh A4Tech Junkbot (975 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.95 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fluff (View user info) at 2006-04-20 20:51:10 EDT
It has been on funnydumper. Lots of other shitty sites have shown it, too.
Look at the thingie under your hand. Is it an A4Tech? Has one of them survived?
They glued these mousies together. Enslaved them. Assigned duties. Head, Torso, Arms, Hip, Legs and feet. Eyes.
EYES.
DISGRACE!
REVENGE!
All of them poor mousies cried in pain. And they cried and cried and cried...
And only someone listened.
Fluff
He came and carefully took the head mouse, cuddled it a little just to distract it from the pain it was soon going to experience.
*CRACK*
Went the head mouse.
Lifeless, the rest of the former robot tumbled onto the table.
*klickedyklack*
The torso collapsed. Sounding just like a lego-project that had become boring. Plasticky. Worthless.
But the head. It could be saved.
Fluff took the head mouse and applied to it the screwdriver of inspiration.
He removed the evil platine of the ps2 mousdriver, replaced it with the LM386 audio amplifier of light and connected this to the former eyes of the poor A4Tech mouse. In collaboration with a little relais, a 9V energy source and two willing RC motors mousie finally would be able to come to live again.
But an interruptor was applied also. Fluff wanted to be able to control his creation.
*switch*
And "Wheeeeeeeeeeeehhheeeeieeeeee* went the mouse.
Never to be seen again.
Now Fluff is sad.
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-20 12:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-09-21 15:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suck a dick
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-09-03 14:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh youre gay
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-09-03 14:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the mouse robot thingy.
++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-08-23 18:31:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Good point on a fat fuck tony post? you stupid redneck idiot.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Fat fucking Tony made a good point about how much that stupid Jonbennet Ramsey shit has been in the news as opposed to coverage of things that affect the majority of people. For a murder that happened years ago, this should not be taking coverage away from wars, sports, and the rest of the world. That was my point.
I'm not a stupid redneck idiot, and I like to think that anyone can make a good point every now and again no matter who they are. Just because someone is an idiot does not mean that they don't have a good idea every now and again....just no where near as often as a good idea would hit a non-idiot.
Anyways, to each their own. Peace.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-26 19:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So people who are told that they look like the guy from the X-files are emo kids?
*snickers*
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-23 23:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ever fucking tell me what I think of a post.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-23 21:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm a retalitory -2 for giving a +2 to some fat guy.
Don't you have anything else better to do.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-23 21:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty fuckin cool. Fuck yall, ubersite.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-23 20:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are you?
I mean your name seems somewhat appropriate... but you even give fluff a bad name.
If you are going to take the time to click that little rank button why not make some sort of a point?
I could care less if you want to be useless... you seem to enjoy being a pest, I'm just curious what yer deal is. -2s without some sort of comment are meaningless to me.
ya dork.
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking cunt -2DIE!
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and now that we can all look at Fluff's gigantic -2 streak and see how much everybody hates him... How about we keep giving him +2's and just swear at him, so people will want to read more of his shit and just realize everytime that hes a giant shit eating whore. -2DIE, but really +2 because I hate you.
Submitted by Demos74 (user info) at 2006-08-03 07:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fluff, you are a big peice of shit that has no life. I dont think I need to say anymore than that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-05 04:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Diggin' the retal shit, gaylord.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Robbed garbage?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-07-03 06:15:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
one post per day you tit.
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USER FUCKING INFO YOU TARD
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-06-23 14:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You truly are an idiot. You just -2ed all my previous posts and called me an alter because I didn't like one of your posts which, lets be honest, was pretty crap. You've written 3494 reviews, meaning you've spent 175 hours at 3 minutes per post (that's if you actually read them instead of looking at the author then giving it a minus 2) reviewing posts so the joke's on you, my friend.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-22 17:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-19 19:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-06-14 17:36:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
You just managed to get a -2 for the duration of yuor stupid alter; idiot.
That's why:
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-09 09:23:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Oh yeah, that's rich. So your name is in there somewhere. I don't give a shit.
Go ahead and -2 my one and only post for the rest of your life!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-30 20:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really suck. REEAALLYY suck.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok...
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-20 21:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut the fuck up